Q: I was wondering, what advantages does CentOS have against Debian and vice versa.
A: One is made of fairies and the other is made of unicorns

Hey, you just called me
and this is crazy
restart your computer
it helps you maybe

"Sądząc po jakości kodu głównym elementem developmentu było noszenie kalesonów na głowie"

Sendmail effect - a common thought that any complex technology which doesn't come with documentation must be the best available.

Z dokumentacji node.js (https://npmjs.org/doc/json.html):

homepage
The url to the project homepage.

NOTE: This is not the same as "url". If you put a "url" field, then the registry will think it's a redirection to your package that has been published somewhere else, and spit at you.

Literally. Spit. I'm so not kidding.

Jedzie asmem kozak wielki
kodzi sobie SIC! kernelki,
koło niego server buczy
klawiatura ciagle huczy,
je kielbase tłustą, tanią
wyszukuje młodą panią,
ciągnie z gwinta wino białe
poznać 'asma' - słowa śmiałe,
myśli sobie: "leżeć w trawie"
programistą być na JAVIE,
ale woli asma dzik
bo jest z niego straszny geek

For example, while h2 + p selects a single <p> tag that immediately follows
a <h2> tag, h2 ~ p selects all <p> tags that are siblings (that is, on the same level)
of the h2.

>> To be honest, you may never find a good use for this selector, but CSS is
nothing if not thorough. <<

Oreilly CSS3 The Missing Manual

"Programming is challenging, fun, not too good for your social life. The same could be said of a few bottles of Vodka, however programming is certainly likely to make your electronic life easier afterwards."
http://www.heyrick.co.uk/software/program.html

void seks ()
{
  long penis;
  while ( penis )
  {
    cin >> penis;
    cout << penis;
  }
}

<loth> Zend developers say, that coding from scratch is awful.
<loth> Symfony developers say, that Zend is awful.
<loth> Yii developers say, that Symfony is awful.
<turin> Rails developers say, that PHP is awful.
<loth> ...

Z dokumentacji DataMappera:
Fair warning: Using Boolean, Discriminator, and the time related types as keys may cause your DBA to hunt you down and “educate” you. DM will not be held responsible for any injuries or death that may result.

Co mówi informatyk do żony na zakończenie kłótni?
- goto kuchnia(int zmywanie = 1)

In the midst of the word he was trying to say,
In the midst of his laughter and glee,
He had softly and suddenly vanished away---
For the Snark was a Boojum, you see.

(Lewis Carroll, "The Hunting of the Snark")


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/źródło: alsamixer/

java.util.Arrays on code repetition:

478 /*
479 * The code for each of the seven primitive types is largely identical.
480 * C’est la vie.
481 */

Q:I get a core dump when trying to dump streams, what's wrong?

A:Don't panic. Make sure you know where your towel is.

http://www.mplayerhq.hu/DOCS/HTML/en/faq.html#idp11014048