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#2124 Dodano: 25-09-2009 12:48. Głosów: 54
Nie wystarczy myśleć obiektywnie, trzeba myśleć obiektowo.
#354 Dodano: 21-05-2009 06:08. Głosów: 54
Kobieta zmienną jest
#7012 Dodano: 03-09-2013 13:10. Głosów: 54
\n Represents a line break that was inserted with the Shift+Enter key combination. To change a line break into a paragraph break, enter \n in the Search for and Replace with boxes, and then perform a search and replace.

\n in the Search for text box stands for a line break that was inserted with the Shift+Enter key combination.

\n in the Replace with text box stands for a paragraph break that can be entered with the Enter or Return key.

~ z opisu wyrażeń regularnych LibreOffice'a https://help.libreoffice.org/Common/List_of_Regular_Expressions
#5222 Dodano: 10-08-2011 18:46. Głosów: 54
/* --NOTE--
*
* All this code is called by child process, so debug*() won't work.
* Don't waste time trying it.
*/
#4884 Dodano: 29-04-2011 22:34. Głosów: 53
ze strony jmonkeyengine.org:
"If you are a psychic Java guru with the ability to masterfully comprehend brand new APIs without any documentation what so ever, then you won’t have to read our wiki."
#6966 Dodano: 10-08-2013 14:58. Głosów: 53
And why the hell was this marked for stable even *IF* it hadn't been
complete and utter tripe? It even has a comment in the commit message
about how this probably doesn't matter. So it's doubly crap: it's
*wrong*, and it didn't actually fix anything to begin with.

There aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll
have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and
frustration with this crap.

Linus
#649 Dodano: 29-05-2009 06:34. Głosów: 53
man tcpdump - this option is intended to get around serious brain damage in Suns NIS server — usually it hangs forever translating non-local internet numbers
#183 Dodano: 19-05-2009 20:26. Głosów: 53
Przychodzi kąt do lekarza, a lekarz mówi: Kto pana tak skierował?
#7608 Dodano: 19-11-2014 21:49. Głosów: 53
Authorities in India are investigating how Hanuman, the monkey god, has been issued a biometric identity card. - BBC News
#5321 Dodano: 19-09-2011 14:32. Głosów: 53
Komentarz w corze Drupala

// This is a lousy test, but don't know how else to confirm it is a theme.
#5074 Dodano: 28-06-2011 03:06. Głosów: 53
"Most languages are detected by their file extension. This is the fastest and most common situation. For script files, which are usually extensionless, we do "deep content inspection"™ and check the shebang of the file."
(https://github.com/github/linguist)
#7388 Dodano: 08-04-2014 17:40. Głosów: 53
This is the simplest way to create a DACL.
Use ConvertStringSecurityDescriptorToSecurityDescriptor,
Function takes a string in a format called SDDL specifying the ACL.
Writing SCs will be achivabe by creating DACL's with SDDL.

Very simple code will illustrate this tool:

SECURITY_ATTRIBUTES security;
ZeroMemory(&security, sizeof(security));

security.nLength = sizeof(security);
ConvertStringSecurityDescriptorToSecurityDescriptor(
L"D:P(A;OICI;GA;;;SY)(A;OICI;GA;;;BA)(A;OICI;GR;;;IU)",
SDDL_REVISION_1,
&security.lpSecurityDescriptor,
NULL);

As You see, SDDL string contains human readable form of ACLs
which are rather obvious and doesn't need to explain.
Fabulous and easy form to operate on ACL...
#6923 Dodano: 02-07-2013 13:01. Głosów: 52
Meanwhile in Java...
ReevaluateProvidersAfterTaskLanguageSpecializationChangeEventConsumer

Kumpel: a mozna bylo uzyc skrotu RPATLSCEC
#6720 Dodano: 17-03-2013 16:10. Głosów: 51
orson@deepblue:~$ man jpnevulator
(...)
-j, --fuck-up
This is the special fuck up option. When the calculation of a
checksum is choosen (see checksum and crc* options) the checkum
will be crippled on purpose. Carefully named after the special
Jan Arie de Bruin 'fuck up crc' button.
#1087 Dodano: 30-06-2009 13:27. Głosów: 50
1. When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it’s across the room.
2. All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
3. Chuck Norris doesn’t have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.
4. Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.
5. Chuck Norris can’t test for equality because he has no equal.
6. Chuck Norris doesn’t need garbage collection because he doesn’t call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
7. Chuck Norris’s first program was kill -9.
8. Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
9. All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
10. MySpace actually isn’t your space, it’s Chuck’s (he just lets you use it).Chuck Norris
11. Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions…and have them return.
12. Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
13. The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.
14. Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
15. Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations…ever.
16. Chuck Norris doesn’t use web standards as the web will conform to him.
17. “It works on my machine” always holds true for Chuck Norris.
18. Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
19. Chuck Norris doesn’t do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
20. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
21. Chuck Norris’s beard can type 140 wpm.
22. Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
23. Chuck Norris doesn’t bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
24. Chuck Norris’s keyboard doesn’t have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
25. When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message “Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?”.