No to mamy PICNIC:
P-Problem
I-In
C-Chair
N-Not
I-In
C-Computer

drahe: #! is called "shebang" because it's the only "she" coders can bang

We have an opening for a part time Linux server administrator. You should dream in shell code and be able to type in vi backwards in your sleep.

> How about a sysctl that does "for the love of kbaek, don't ever kill these
> processes when OOM. If nothing else can be killed, I'd rather you panic"?

An aircraft company discovered that it was cheaper to fly its planes
with less fuel on board. The planes would be lighter and use less fuel
and money was saved. On rare occasions however the amount of fuel was
insufficient, and the plane would crash. This problem was solved by
the engineers of the company by the development of a special OOF
(out-of-fuel) mechanism. In emergency cases a passenger was selected
and thrown out of the plane. (When necessary, the procedure was
repeated.) A large body of theory was developed and many publications
were devoted to the problem of properly selecting the victim to be
ejected. Should the victim be chosen at random? Or should one choose
the heaviest person? Or the oldest? Should passengers pay in order not
to be ejected, so that the victim would be the poorest on board? And
if for example the heaviest person was chosen, should there be a
special exception in case that was the pilot? Should first class
passengers be exempted? Now that the OOF mechanism existed, it would
be activated every now and then, and eject passengers even when there
was no fuel shortage. The engineers are still studying precisely how
this malfunction is caused.

Przychodzi stożek do lekarza, a lekarz mówi: Coś pan taki ścięty?

<110.105.100.121.115>About development style (TDD).From wikipedia:
"Fake it till you make it - is a common catchphrase that means to imitate confidence so that as the confidence produces success, it will generate real confidence"

<obecalp> How do you do generic programming in Haskell?
<ShreevatsaR> This is a joke, right? This is like asking how you can have precise control over everything in assembly :P

(za http://stackoverflow.com/questions/377093/)

Q: Is there some way to tell Visual Studio 2008 to build the same executable VC6 does? Something that just runs?

A: No, because "just runs" is apparently a dirty word to some folks at
Microsoft. I've said this before that the deploy instructions for
HelloWorld.exe should be *no* longer than the source code for said
project (5 lines). However, MS has some fantasy that everyone will (1)
memorize their instructions about manifests buried deep in the bowels
of MSDN, and (2) use their obtuse installer technology and manage
every last little bit.

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Recovery/external programming

Ok, you fucked things up, but on the other hand this will give you the oppotunity to learn external chip-programming, so cheer-up.

http://www.coreboot.org/Chromebooks

Log level definitions:
Debug: Shows everything and is likely not suitable for normal production operation due to the sheer size of logs generated
Info: Usually indicates successful service start/stop, versions and such non-error related data
Audit: (An OpenStack invented, level, still not sure what we should be doing with it)
Warning: Indicates that there might be a systemic issue; potential predictive failure notice
(...)

Source: https://wiki.openstack.org/wiki/LoggingStandards

Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.
-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982

- I'm trying to understand the difference, and benefits of using System.out.println() vs. return blah in a method.
- You're comparing potatoes with solar beams, and you're getting purple unicorns flying around stonehenge waiting for a meteor bringing back dinosaurs.

http://stackoverflow.com/questions/25456472/differences-between-system-out-printlin-and-return-in-java

Don't argue with a Mobius strip because it will be one-sided

Największy komplement od informatyka: "Mała, jesteś czuła jak laserowa myszka Logitecha!"

"Perl users were unable to write programs more accurately than those using a language designed with syntax chosen randomly from the ASCII table"