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#7694 Dodano: 16-12-2014 23:20. Głosów: 66
Share it iff you love formal logic.

na podstawie www.xkcd.com/1033
#7952 Dodano: 16-11-2016 11:58. Głosów: 66
Not every website needs to have a minimalist 3-word-on-every-page layout with big-ass pictures in the background and useless javascript all over the place. Put a fucking sidebar or some shit.

Most web deign these days seems to just copy whatever Apply/MS/whoever is cool right now is doing. Remember the shiny table Apple had? Bam, every one had to have shiny table. Selling software? Put it in a box on a shiny table. Have icons? You know what would make those like 2 million times better? If they were on a fucking shiny table.

Then flat tiles. Man, shiny tables are like totally awful. Make everything flat and square and in tiles. Preferably ones that jiggle like titties when you mouse over them. Can we have them shiny? No? Ok, then put the most garish color scheme you have all up in that bitch.

Holy shit! Guys. Guys! What if we had a giant mother fucking image as a background? And then it does all this weird shit when you scroll like some parallax fuckery that I read about? Even better, lets make it animated, because people with slow connections are just the worst. And besides, what kind of plebeian wouldn't want the same bullshit irrelevant hipster image with an instagram filter looping endlessly? That way you can see the parallax effects even better.

I swear, sometimes I think there's 3 web designers that are in a dungeon somewhere and every 4 years they come forth like Moses with the "next big design fad" that everyone follows for the next 4 years.

https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/4ahj6w/every_fucking_bootstrap_website_ever/d10fnkh
#3354 Dodano: 16-04-2010 13:12. Głosów: 66
*na zaliczeniu instalacji PLD*
<student> ale mi kernel panic wystąpią...
<prowadzący>idzie wiosna to jądra panikują.
#569 Dodano: 26-05-2009 09:32. Głosów: 66
long john; // silver
#7500 Dodano: 09-07-2014 23:09. Głosów: 66
What does reload do?
Good question. Reload does everything, and probably no one exactly knows how much that is.

(https://gcc.gnu.org/wiki/reload)
#3472 Dodano: 15-05-2010 21:31. Głosów: 66
21:31:55:
starożytni egipcjanie używali UML jako sysonimu wyrażenia "jae pier****, jakie to jest nudne"
#3266 Dodano: 29-03-2010 22:04. Głosów: 66
Wykładowca na PW:
Przeklinam tych, co dostali dwóje z zaliczenia. I aby wasze dzieci pisały w Brainfucku!
#2050 Dodano: 12-09-2009 02:09. Głosów: 65
00:30:15 [linux-idjit] weeeee, finally got linux up and running
00:41:08 [alvare] linux from scratch?
00:41:44 [><((((*>] http://www.le198.com/images/scratch.jpg from?
00:43:03 [alvare] its a distro where you build your linux from zero, including the kernel and base shit
00:47:09 [poplog] allot of distro do that
00:47:35 [alvare] like....
00:49:31 [><((((*>] xp ? they build from zero to became a shit
#4132 Dodano: 09-11-2010 13:58. Głosów: 65
//Ten kawałek kodu to taki LUKIER SYNTAKTYCZNY
#563 Dodano: 26-05-2009 00:43. Głosów: 65
//ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
#7751 Dodano: 30-01-2015 15:10. Głosów: 65
Dates in Excel spreadsheets

In reality, there are no such things. What you have are floating point numbers and pious hope.

Źródło: https://secure.simplistix.co.uk/svn/xlrd/trunk/xlrd/doc/xlrd.html?p=4966
#533 Dodano: 25-05-2009 18:51. Głosów: 64
context 'adding user' do
setup do
(...)
end
should 'add users' do #thank you cpt obvious!
(...)
end
end
#4685 Dodano: 06-03-2011 22:51. Głosów: 64
modul galerii do SMF:
This copy of Aeva Media has an incorrect path set for the data folder. If you are the admin, make sure it is updated in your settings. Otherwise, contact them and have a good laugh. But not too much, it would be cruel.
#5008 Dodano: 10-06-2011 11:59. Głosów: 64
By slackbook, Chapter 10 Handling Files and Directories

" 'less' is more than 'more'. Joost Kremers puts it this way:

'less' is more, but more 'more' than 'more' is, so 'more' is less 'less', so use more 'less' if you want less 'more' "
#7853 Dodano: 13-07-2015 11:29. Głosów: 64
>Why is sudo being removed from base? It is pretty useful. I imagine many
>use sudo

Sorry, we are making room in the tree so that lynx can come back.

https://marc.info/?l=openbsd-tech&m=143622805830257&w=2