Najpopularniejsze cytaty

#597 Dodano: 26-05-2009 12:12. Głosów: 38
// TODO: Need some codemonkey to doc comment this class.
#4803 Dodano: 10-04-2011 19:11. Głosów: 38
The main attraction in the big top is a fix for the "Do sits there eating 100% cpu" bug. In the lesser rings are multiple fixes for crasher bugs, numerous Network-Manager related fixes, and some minor polish. Rumours of flying pink elephants remain unconfirmed.
#296 Dodano: 20-05-2009 08:22. Głosów: 37
- Puk puk
- Kto tam?
(długa cisza)
- Java
- O, wejdź, rozgość się
- Dzięki
- Czego się napijesz?
(długa cisza...)
- Wody...
- Co Ci jest? Tak długo nie odpowiadałeś...
- Zamurowało mnie, gdy zobaczyłem coś dziwnego grzebiącego w śmietniku...
#4506 Dodano: 30-01-2011 21:17. Głosów: 37
Switched off unit test X because the build had to go out now and there was no time to fix it properly.
#723 Dodano: 04-06-2009 10:50. Głosów: 37
<BioZ> mam nowego przyjaciela;d
<BioZ> w pliku startowym Octave ustawiłem disp('Witaj:)');
#4845 Dodano: 20-04-2011 09:51. Głosów: 37
From git-core package description in some Linux distro:

"git" can mean anything, depending on your mood.

- random three-letter combination that is pronounceable, and not
actually used by any common UNIX command. The fact that it is a
mispronunciation of "get" may or may not be relevant.
- stupid. contemptible and despicable. simple. Take your pick from the
dictionary of slang.
- "global information tracker": you're in a good mood, and it actually
works for you. Angels sing, and a light suddenly fills the room.
- "goddamn idiotic truckload of sh*t": when it breaks

This is a stupid (but extremely fast) directory content manager. It
doesn't do a whole lot, but what it 'does' do is track directory
contents efficiently.
#5153 Dodano: 23-07-2011 01:18. Głosów: 36
#man watch
You can watch for your administrator to install the latest kernel with

watch uname -r

(Just kidding.)
#297 Dodano: 20-05-2009 08:25. Głosów: 36
Tomx: Ide grać w Gothicka
Hax0r: Trzymam za ciebie logi
#5673 Dodano: 30-12-2011 20:03. Głosów: 36
324 # Note: These highly sensitive factors have been precisely measured by
325 # the National Institute of Science and Technology. Take extreme care
326 # in altering them, or you may damage your Internet!
327 # (Seriously: <>)
328 factor = 2.7182818284590451 # (math.e)
329 # Phi = 1.6180339887498948 # (Phi is acceptable for use as a
330 # factor if e is too large for your application.)
331 jitter = 0.11962656472 # molar Planck constant times c, joule meter/mole

#6924 Dodano: 02-07-2013 21:18. Głosów: 35
Reg Braithwaite ‏@raganwald 3h
"Immuteability: The property of functional programmers that prevents them from shutting up about pure functional programming."
#856 Dodano: 10-06-2009 02:02. Głosów: 35
Writing application without tests makes you a bad person, incapable of love.
Rails Way
#132 Dodano: 15-05-2009 19:51. Głosów: 35
- Co mówi informatyk do żony na zakończenie kłótni?
- a href="do kuchni"
#816 Dodano: 08-06-2009 19:37. Głosów: 34
Przychodzi wielomian do lekarza, a lekarz:
-Uwaga, stopień!
#6705 Dodano: 01-03-2013 20:04. Głosów: 34
kernel 3.8.1:
arch/x86/kernel/apm_32.c:363:2: warning: #warning deprecated CONFIG_APM_CPU_IDLE will be deleted in 2012
#3974 Dodano: 07-10-2010 12:54. Głosów: 34
Saying that java stack trace is good, because you see the order of methods called is like saying poking in own poo is good, because you see the order of meals eaten.