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#7899 Dodano: 30-11-2015 15:49. Głosów: 34
P.S. Please, do not violate copyright laws — corporations have executives to take care of and buy more yachts and private jets. They really are making our world a better place by giving some Cambodian kid a career in packing stuff — for 12 hours a day, one dollar per hour. I mean, he would die of starvation otherwise, right?

#6639 Dodano: 07-02-2013 15:38. Głosów: 34
I'm rewriting init in an interrupted language (python). I'd like to pass the path to the python interrupter as a boot option, but since init will be a python script, I need to know where the path to the interrupter is before I can exec() my init process.

Help request at stackoverflow.
#7940 Dodano: 16-11-2016 11:56. Głosów: 33
$ fortune -m 'Them bats'

Top Ten Things Overheard At The ANSI C Draft Committee Meetings:

(10) Sorry, but that's too useful.
(9) Dammit, little-endian systems *are* more consistent!
(8) I'm on the committee and I *still* don't know what the hell
#pragma is for.
(7) Well, it's an excellent idea, but it would make the compilers too
hard to write.
(6) Them bats is smart; they use radar.
(5) All right, who's the wiseguy who stuck this trigraph stuff in
(4) How many times do we have to tell you, "No prior art!"
(3) Ha, ha, I can't believe they're actually going to adopt this
(2) Thank you for your generous donation, Mr. Wirth.
(1) Gee, I wish we hadn't backed down on 'noalias'.
#604 Dodano: 26-05-2009 20:46. Głosów: 33
Szybki, bezpieczny, łatwy w implementacji. Wybierz 2.
#4989 Dodano: 06-06-2011 16:08. Głosów: 33
(z dokumentacji ActionScript)
Stage - Klasa stołu montażowego reprezentuje główny obszar rysowania.
#7065 Dodano: 26-10-2013 23:45. Głosów: 33
For legacy reasons, an implementation using the 1900 date base system shall treat 1900 as though it was a leap year. [Note: That is, serial value 59 corresponds to February 28, and serial value 61 corresponds to March 1, the next day, allowing the (nonexistent) date February 29 to have the serial value 60. end note] A consequence of this is that for dates between January 1 and February 28, WEEKDAY shall return a value for the day immediately prior to the correct day, so that the (nonexistent) date February 29 has a day-of-the-week that immediately follows that of February 28, and immediately precedes that of March 1.
#770 Dodano: 07-06-2009 18:13. Głosów: 32
Jesteś tak nudny, że nawet InfoBOT ci nie odpisuje.
#7946 Dodano: 06-07-2017 11:01. Głosów: 32
"(...) Application name and version. For historical reasons, Internet Explorer identifies itself as a Mozilla browser".

#7787 Dodano: 26-03-2015 18:14. Głosów: 31
You can recover from Microsoft and its suppliers only direct damages up to U.S. $5.00.
#7059 Dodano: 15-10-2013 09:20. Głosów: 31
#pragma GCC poison
Sometimes, there is an identifier that you want to remove completely from your program, and make sure that it never creeps back in. To enforce this, you can poison the identifier with this pragma.
#5068 Dodano: 25-06-2011 01:40. Głosów: 30
M: mam klasę Simulation(), która ma metody movepoint() i run()
M: i jak robię coś takiego, chcąc żeby obie działały:
M: Simulation().movepoint().run()
M: nie daje to efektu takiego, jaki chciałbym uzyskać.
#3384 Dodano: 24-04-2010 17:13. Głosów: 29
<Shade> I'll SIGKILL you!!
#678 Dodano: 30-05-2009 22:15. Głosów: 29
`long long long' is too long for GCC
#5310 Dodano: 13-09-2011 19:07. Głosów: 29
# I forget exactly why this is necessary:
locale.setlocale(locale.LC_ALL, '')
except locale.Error:
pass # oh well

#6875 Dodano: 07-06-2013 14:14. Głosów: 29
<Daniel Beardsmore> Turns out that the developer incorrectly implemented operator overloading. He overloaded + with a method that behaves as +=, and - with a method that behaves as -=.
<locallunatic> So you are you asking for method or alibi recommendations for murder?