`-trigraphs'
Process ANSI standard trigraph sequences. These are three-character sequences, all starting with `??', that are defined by ANSI C to stand for single characters. For example, `??/' stands for `\', so `'??/n'' is a character constant for a newline. Strictly speaking, the GNU C preprocessor does not support all programs in ANSI Standard C unless `-trigraphs' is used, but if you ever notice the difference it will be with relief.

You don't want to know any more about trigraphs.

http://gcc.gnu.org/onlinedocs/gcc-2.95.3/cpp_1.html#SEC42

"The password should not contain any special characters, symbols or spaces."
Source: http://www.amplitude-studios.com (during registration)

Zgłoszenie z działu HelpDesk do sieciowców:

Awaria sieci 169.254.xxx.xxx
Stacje robocze, które mają dynamiczne przydzielane adresy IP (o adresacji 169.254.xxx.xxx, 255.255.0.0) nie mają łączności z siecią - polecenie ping na adres 10.2.xxx.xxx zwraca: General faliure, a polecenie tracert: błąd transmisji kod 1231. Pozostałe stacje o stałych adresach IP działają poprawnie.

Dude, are you for real? Are you actually actively trying to be a d*ck or
you're this way by default.

https://bugs.freedesktop.org/show_bug.cgi?id=76935#c11

commit dd930cc57100377d02a45b9113d6a3dc93136cbc
Author: Siddhesh Poyarekar <[email protected]>
Date: Wed Jan 16 14:52:48 2013 +0530

Fix the value of TWO

diff --git a/ChangeLog b/ChangeLog
index 5a74ea3..e562b5b 100644
--- a/ChangeLog
+++ b/ChangeLog
@@ -1,3 +1,7 @@
+2013-01-16 Siddhesh Poyarekar <[email protected]>
+
+ * sysdeps/ieee754/dbl-64/mpa2.h: Fix the value of TWO.
+
2013-01-15 David S. Miller <[email protected]>

* sysdeps/sparc/sparc32/sparcv9/fpu/multiarch/Makefile: Add vis3
diff --git a/sysdeps/ieee754/dbl-64/mpa2.h b/sysdeps/ieee754/dbl-64/mpa2.h
index b80bf41..a4a6bdd 100644
--- a/sysdeps/ieee754/dbl-64/mpa2.h
+++ b/sysdeps/ieee754/dbl-64/mpa2.h
@@ -36,7 +36,7 @@
#define ZERO 0.0 /* 0 */
#define ONE 1.0 /* 1 */
#define MONE -1.0 /* -1 */
-#define TWO -2.0 /* -2 */
+#define TWO 2.0 /* 2 */
#define TWO5 0x1.0p5 /* 2^5 */
#define TWO10 0x1.0p10 /* 2^10 */
#define TWO18 0x1.0p18 /* 2^18 */

-----------------------------------------------------------------------

Summary of changes:
ChangeLog | 4 ++++
sysdeps/ieee754/dbl-64/mpa2.h | 2 +-
2 files changed, 5 insertions(+), 1 deletions(-)

Similarities between machine language and assembler are a feature, not a bug
~Gerhard Schmidt

Z dokumentacji Nagiosa:
"As if designed to make the Gods of Hypocrisy die of laughter, SNMP is anything but simple."

(SNMP - Simple Network Management Protocol)

(00:35:02) Hubert sąsiad: zjebala mi sie karta grafiki i przeczytalem w necie
(00:35:07) Hubert sąsiad: zeby wsadzic ja do piekarnika
(00:35:12) Hubert sąsiad: slyszales o tym moze?
(00:35:39) 1313059: Skróć kabel od klawiatury
(00:37:35) Hubert sąsiad: ej
(00:37:36) Hubert sąsiad: : D
(00:37:40) Hubert sąsiad: ale to na serio sie wydaje
(00:37:48) Hubert sąsiad: to nie jak z tym kablem
(00:38:38) Hubert sąsiad: ej
(00:38:42) Hubert sąsiad: bo tam w piekarniku
(00:38:47) Hubert sąsiad: cyna sie roztopi
(00:38:50) Hubert sąsiad: i zlutuje
(00:38:51) Hubert sąsiad: cos
(00:38:57) Hubert sąsiad: i zadziala, na kazdym forum tak pisza

A Windows 7 deployment image was _accidently_ sent to all Windows machines, including laptops, desktops, and even servers. This image started with a repartition / reformat set of tasks. As soon as the accident was discovered, the SCCM server was powered off – however, by that time, the SCCM server itself had been repartitioned and reformatted.

Źródło: http://niebezpiecznik.pl/post/wpadka-uniwersytetu-lostfound/

flash is like all the graphics designers dropped acid and start going on about how cool the colors and patterns are on a "click here to download plugin" page

>You might have to hit Ignore a dozen times, but there's a good chance that eventually the bad values in the registers will get overwritten by good values (and it probably won't take long because the 8086 has so few registers), and the program will continue seemingly-normally.

http://blogs.msdn.com/b/oldnewthing/archive/2015/07/17/10624299.aspx

<Countly User's Guide> In order to start tracking your application, you need to do the following:

Choose a compliant server operating system (e.g Ubuntu 10.04 or later).
Install the server application so it’s ready to collect data.
Put the SDK in your application.
Put the application in your mobile phone and test.
If tests are successful, send the application to Appstore/Google Play.

Should you feel brave enough, (4) is optional.

przychodzi matematyk z operatorem różniczkowym:
-uwazaj zrózniczkuje Cie
-ja jestem e^x
-ha ha, a ja jestem po dy

"This post contains a complete list of everything a C program can do with a function pointer, for a rather reasonable definition of “do”. Examples of things not to do with a function pointer are also provided. That list, in contrast, is in no way exhaustive."

OS X terminal command
> say
is incredibly fun for creeping people out, and it's the sole reason I keep SSH turned on on all of my machines. Especially when you use
> say -v whisper "I'm watching you."