<Uriziel> Linux is like Minecraft, on the first day, you set up a basic things, look for and get most needed resources, find out new reciepies, strive to survive untill you actually set up self sufficient, undependand system and dig out the diamonds

INTERCAL, short for "Compiler Language With No Pronounceable Acronym" (via Wikipedia)

The Top 10 Pick-up Lines the programmer Ladies Are Sick of Hearing

10) I bet you know how to turn software into hardware
9) You must be really good at World of Warcraft, because when I saw you, I was like WoW.
8) I'm a C++ programmer, and you know what they say about us, we know how to use our pointers.
7) Have you ever been rendered in 3D before?
6) Want to come back to my place and and see my blog?
5) You're so beautiful, you've made my Stack overflow
4) You can run your fingers on my keys any day
3) You know what they say about desktop programmers? We use more ram and have bigger disks
2) I'm a Telecom developer, and I have lots of sockets experience
1) You had me at "Hello World."

It’s time for WordPress Core Weekly (formerly known as Last Week in WordPress Core) again! There have been suggestions to change the name of these summary posts to stop confusions about being the last week of WordPress.

via https://make.wordpress.org/core/2014/10/15/wordpress-core-weekly/

man hdparm

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--drq-hsm-error
VERY DANGEROUS, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT USING IT. This option
causes hdparm to issue an IDENTIFY command to the kernel, but
incorrectly marked as a "non-data" command. This results in
the drive being left with its DataReQust(DRQ) line "stuck"
high. This confuses the kernel drivers, and may crash the sys‐
tem immediately with massive data loss. The option exists to
help in testing and fortifying the kernel against similar real-
world drive malfunctions. VERY DANGEROUS, DO NOT USE!!

/**
* Returns cookies according to the filters specified.
*
* @return array Cookies! Nom nom nom nom nom.
*/
public function data_getCookies($uid, $name) {

Question: What is your motivation for hosting externally?
(...)
Nuclear warfare - surviving Armageddon? Irrelevant - you'll be too busy surviving to care about your git repositories.

http://stackoverflow.com/questions/109440/best-git-repository-hosting-for-commercial-project

418 I'm a teapot
The HTCPCP server is a teapot. The responding entity MAY be short and stout. This code was defined as one of the traditional IETF April Fools' jokes, in RFC 2324, Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol, and is not expected to be implemented by actual HTTP servers.

(en.wikipedia.org)

<fred> chciałbym poznać historię tego kodu

You have been asking for the shortest hash function. That would certainly be

def hash(s):
return 0

//http://stackoverflow.com/questions/1303021/shortest-hash-in-python-to-name-cache-files

The sample data must end on an even byte boundary. Whatever that means.
(WAVE soundfile format)

Pachnie mi to kolejnym absurdem patentowym (opatentować *pomysł* na wyświetlanie reklam przed uruchomieniem programów). To może ja opatentuję mój genialny pomysł, że można wyświetlać reklamę po naciśnięciu przycisku “OK” w dialogu, a reszcie świata pozostanie wyświetlanie reklamy tylko po naciśnięciu “Anuluj”?

Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Gödel, and Noam Chomsky walk into a bar. Heisenberg turns to the other two and says, "Clearly this is a joke, but how can we figure out if it's funny or not?" Gödel replies, "We can't know that because we're inside the joke." Chomsky says, "Of course it's funny. You're just telling it wrong."

Z kodu biblioteki 'reportlab':

def drawCentredString(self, x, y, text,mode=None):
"""Draws a string centred on the x coordinate.

We're British, dammit, and proud of our spelling!"""

# man mount
These options are recognized, but have no effect as far as I can see.