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#190 Dodano: 19-05-2009 20:28. Głosów: 84
Podczas egzaminu wstępnego na matematykę.
- Proszę podać nazwisko słynnego, polskiego matematyka?
- Dróbka-Szymański.
- Proszę podać nazwisko słynnego, polskiego matematyka?
- Dróbka-Szymański.
#2282 Dodano: 22-10-2009 22:31. Głosów: 84
Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to do a logical right shift? A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.
#7414 Dodano: 07-05-2014 01:09. Głosów: 84
I'm sorry, but I don't see how listing out 95 cases in a row that go to the same thing is a solution to anything. If I encountered that in any code I would track them down, kidnap them, deliver them personally to GLaDOS, and hope she gives them the deadliest sequence of tests she can find.
#6422 Dodano: 26-11-2012 23:59. Głosów: 83
Specifies the number of components per color. Must be 4. The initial value is 4.
http://www.khronos.org/opengles/sdk/1.1/docs/man/glColorPointer.xml
http://www.khronos.org/opengles/sdk/1.1/docs/man/glColorPointer.xml
#7829 Dodano: 21-05-2015 16:19. Głosów: 83
Q: Why military officers fail as OOP programmers?
A: Because they don't like to make things public and they have lots of privates under them.
A: Because they don't like to make things public and they have lots of privates under them.
#5064 Dodano: 23-06-2011 22:59. Głosów: 83
<14.9.4.25.19>No widzisz, właśnie rzecz w tym, że matematycy są dyskryminowani na każdym kroku, tylko spójrz, Jeśli wpiszesz w wikipedii poprawnie 'iniekcja' to zostaniesz przekierowany do jakiś zastrzyków, jeśli jednak wpiszesz 'injekcja' to szybko przekieruje Cię do funckji różnowartościowej.
#3641 Dodano: 21-06-2010 13:55. Głosów: 82
<inequation> w zasadzie co w tym obwodzie robi ten kondensator?
<sardyntax> popiera komorowskiego
<sardyntax> popiera komorowskiego
#6767 Dodano: 08-04-2013 19:35. Głosów: 82
vimtips@twitter:
:Sex will open a file explorer in a split window. I bet you'll remember that one.
:Sex will open a file explorer in a split window. I bet you'll remember that one.
#7568 Dodano: 25-08-2014 23:13. Głosów: 82
When David Henkel-Wallace of Cygnus Support proposed developing the library as a way to open up new business opportunities for the company, Richard Stallman said that it would be difficult; David's response was "Big F*cking Deal". This became the library name
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binary_File_Descriptor_library
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binary_File_Descriptor_library
#7324 Dodano: 28-02-2014 10:01. Głosów: 82
A DBA walks into a NOSQL bar, but turns and leaves because he couldn't find a table
#7925 Dodano: 03-03-2016 11:17. Głosów: 82
What If I Find a Bug in Perl?
The first thing to do when you find a bug is to check the documentation again. Perl has so many special features and exceptions to rules that you may have discovered a feature, not a bug.
Randal L. Schwartz, brian d foy, and Tom Phoenix. „Learning Perl, 6th Edition”.
The first thing to do when you find a bug is to check the documentation again. Perl has so many special features and exceptions to rules that you may have discovered a feature, not a bug.
Randal L. Schwartz, brian d foy, and Tom Phoenix. „Learning Perl, 6th Edition”.
#7179 Dodano: 18-12-2013 16:06. Głosów: 81
“Saw comment '// NEW BOOST CODE', and had a moment of panic before realizing it was vehicle boost, not C++ boost.” — John Carmack
#2362 Dodano: 04-11-2009 15:19. Głosów: 81
- Jesteś bezwzględny jak 0 K
#5718 Dodano: 14-01-2012 22:06. Głosów: 81
Z dokumentacji PowerShell'a:
-WhatIf [<SwitchParameter>]
Describes what would happen if you executed the command without actually executing the command.
-WhatIf [<SwitchParameter>]
Describes what would happen if you executed the command without actually executing the command.
#362 Dodano: 21-05-2009 08:27. Głosów: 81
II Prawo Ohma:
W ciemności ciało traci na oporności.
W ciemności ciało traci na oporności.