git gets easier once you get the basic idea that branches are homeomorphic endofunctors mapping submanifolds of a Hilbert space.

If you give a 1 000 000 monkeys 1 000 000 typewriters, and give them 1 000 000 years to write stuff, one monkey will eventual write a Java program. The others just produce Perl scripts.

Contrary to the belief of many, "npm" is not in fact an abbreviation for "Node Package Manager". It is a recursive bacronymic abbreviation for "npm is not an acronym".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Npm_%28software%29

Eclipse jest jak taka dziewczyna, z którą fajnie wyjść na piwo ale nic z tego nie będzie.

Dlaczego nie powinno się wychodzić przed szereg ?
Bo są pewne granice...

Q: What is the fastest way to break a Caesar Cipher?
A: Brutus Force.

Fun is critical but so is safety! That's why I compile all my software with GCC's fun safe optimizations like -funsafe-loop-optimizations and -funsafe-math-optimizations.

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Czy jeśli podniosę urojonego przyjaciela do kwadratu, to czy dostanę rzeczywistego wroga?

The release of Banshee 2.9.0 (…) adds music sync for devices running Symbian.
All 3 N95 owners will be pleased.

(źródło: http://www.omgubuntu.co.uk/2013/10/banshee-music-player-2-9-0-released)

Integer i = new Integer(1);
i.IncrementIntegerNumber(1,NULL,NULL,0);
(WinAPI do javy)

vmobj.h:1757: warning: `class CVmObjTable' only defines a private destructor and has no friends

Poor, poor, suicidal class CVmObjTable. I wish I could give it a hug.

phonon-xine is dead. really dead. super dead. please do not bring it up phonon-xine is a dead horse. it really is. any attempts to use phonon-xine will result in it eating all your c̰͕͈h͍̘̠͊̏̕e͉̿͛́̏ͭe̝̣̰̘ͅş͖̠͇̦̰̭̍ͯ̌̐eͨ̾҉̝͕̲̖.͔̘̜̳͇͇̓̑̆ͣ̓͒ͮ. no bugs are being fixedf͛͊̂̍ͭͫͩ͝͏̫̙̫̤o̷̘͚̽̐͌̆ͧ̀̈͠r̯̹͕̬͗̒ ̜̹͓̼̰̱̮̀̎͋̿̚p̩̬̖̖̮ͥ́͘h̅ͯ̿̍̅̇͘͏̵̩̭̺̫̣͕̲̪o̢̺̟̣̖͓̦̘̿̆̅ͤ̂̈̀n̤͔̟̞̖͈̜͙ͬ͋ͪ̈͊ͦ̈́͒͞ǫ̤͎̮̬̌̀n̖̯̙ͩͨ͜-̧̦͉̦̳̻̬͎̎̐̃ͣͪͧ̒̕͠x̯̼͙̞ͭ̍͊ͪ̇̀͢į̸̱̤͉̼̖͔̹̇̋̕n͗̀͏̺͈̰̪̲͕e̗̬̰̙̥ͦͣͪ̌ͭͥͅ.̭̠̘͋̇ͤ ̝͈̳͕ͤ̍͊̋̎̋͂p̞̜̤̆̇ͫ̎͝͡h̿ͥ҉̯ͅȯ̓ͥ͏̴̨̝͔ṅ̵͉̞̞͎͠ō̠͇̻̱n̸̷̼̦̼̻͓̥̝͎̓̑͋̌-̛̥̙̘͎̟̪̬̳̓̾̂̌ͅẍ̷̝̺͕̺͔́̓̇̉ͫ̽̌̌̽i͈̦̤̮̺̰̦̿̌ͦ̓̎̽́͟ine needs more developers ,̮͈̖̝ͤ͊͊ͭ̀̀͡b̧̢̰̬͚͉̯̦̟ͦͨ̀͐ǘ̷̻̥ͭ̉ͯ͜͡ͅţ͋ͤ͗ͥͧͦ̓ͦ̕҉̗̞̞͙͔͍̬ ̧̨̢͉̮͆͌̇x̣͖ͤ̍ͥͦ̈̉͟i͓̩̪̫̦͖͕̋ͨ͗́ͥ̑͗͝ͅn̢͉͉̱̑ͪě̗̮͈̯̜̳̜̎̋ͮ̽̒ͨ͢͡ͅ ̧̝͈͇͙̗̩̤͓́ͮ̆̍ͭ͋͟ṵ̴͔͈̮͒ͧ̅̉͛͋̎͞p̡̖̖̊̈͋ͫ͒ͯͤs̟̫̩̣̟̟͉͐̽̈́͊͗ͪ͜t̜̜͐ͦͫ̓̾͢r͓̳͚͂͆͗̓͢ẽ̴̮͕͖̹̪̺̾͌̏̚a͂ͣ̄ͬ̆̐̑҉̣́m͕̪͔̉ͥ͐̈̋͂͂ͬ̕ ̝͔̰̬̰̺̐ͨͪ̒̑ṅ̨̞͕̲͓̹̦̳̀̿͑͂ͭ́e̖̙̥͕ͥ̍̒̅̉ͯ̃͆͂̀̕͝ę̣̟̬͇̔ͦͬ͘͞ḍͧ̌ͨ̓̑̚ͅs̷̢̧̘̘͓͍̩̩͆ͦ͌ͪ͑ ̡͓̻̐̆͂̾̅͋̓̒͡d̡͓̞̼̪ͫͩ̆̏ḙ̵̖̻ͭͧv͔̠̖̠͔ͬ̒̃̕e̵̗͍͚̝̘̭̰̪ͯ̽̃ļ͇̝͕̩̀̿̋ͯͮ̉͋̊õ̢̲͙̼̭̺̘̠̂ͥ̆ͣͫͮ͋p̗̫̮͎̀̓̓ͯ̓ͭ̾͜͜e̸͙̺̫̙̖͛ͅŗ̯̳͈͖ͤͯ̑͂s̘̹ͥ̀̄̋͜͢ ͈͓͚ͪ̍ͯ̓̔̉̽̾́f̻̳̺̗̮ͪ̐͆ͩ͛̒̑̍ͤị̟̮͖̭̭̐̌̏ͭr̛͙̮̱͉̽͊͛͂ͫs̷͎̰͔̪ͦ̾̽͢ţ̢̖̻ͭͩ͗͑̂.̷͎͈̪̘̳̥̭ͤ̋̑́͒͆̿͟ ̧͙͉̘̘̒̿ͪͨ̇̐͒̀p̰̩̦̩̰͍͗̂̈͌̅ͫ̉̐͜͡ͅĥ̫̯̗̺̥̰̐ͭ͛̓͆̒o͎̣̯͇ͮ̃̔̏̉ͭ̑͌͢nͥͥ̀҉͚̙̙͎̭͖̦̩o͖͇ͭ̎͐͠͡ń͒ͣͯ͑͏̬̗̩̭̖͚̱-̟̹̼͇̣̘̥̙ͭ̎̌͋͒̚x̴͙͔̲̜͔̰͕̩͑͋̉̉̐̏̓̀̕į̙̒̓ͥ̀̚ṅ̨̡̼̊ͨ̍̀̚e̟̖̟̜̹͚ͫͫͫͬ̇ͣ̽͘͠ͅ ̛̩̩͔͉̻̬̤ͦ́͌ͯ͗͛̂ͤ̓͜į̸̯̤̘͚̹̮͌̾͛̒ͩ͛̑̍s̗͑͆̕ ̩̦̤̏ͯd̢̜̝̗̳̘̪̒̾̀̔̿ͅe̲̐͑̏̔ͅã̼̭̮̺͍̫̔̉͞ͅd͈̥̜̜̜̦ͭͤ́̍̽̂ ̿̃̊̿̚҉͙̥͚̭ͅa̬͈̋͑̆̊͗͆͟n͖̜̣̳̊͟d͐̚͜͏̺͙̰̜͔̫ͅ ̿̑̉̑͏͏͎͇̭͖͇̼̜̖̖h̢̝͔͋͂ͬ̔̐̚͞ả̠̟̭̣̮̳͎̋̏s̺͉͕̯̼̖̩͔̓̓̀ ̸ͬͤ͒ͯͧ̎͌̇͏̰̪̬͓͙̲̀n̮̬̙̎͒o̟̪̲̫̲̙̩̖̝ͧͤͩͨ̎̃ͨ̈́͐́͞ ̛͇̣̫̻̯̠̟̬̐͗̂͆i̫̻͖ͩ͊ͯͯ͌ͨ͂ͤ́͡m̵̶̭̞̟̟̦̯̎͆͋̾͑̄̄ͭͅm̮̄̓͘͜e̴̶̜̪̭͂̾̑ͧ̓ͬ͂ͤd̷͇̗͐̊ͥ̂͠ͅͅi̛̔̈́ͭ̈́ͬ̈͌̕͏̗̮͖͚̫a̻͈̜͚͛̆̄̏̿́͜͢t̗̻̓̿̇̔̀e̸̠͚̯̭̼̜͉̪ͪ̄͆̔̐̔ͪ̀ ͍͈͍̻͇̂̓ͭͤ͊ͨ̀͡p̴͕͕̝̪̯̍ͣ͟l̴̞̳̱̙̼͍ͬ̍̈́̌̍̎͐̌͗͡a̾̃͋ͬ҉̫̬̯̱ň̏̉̈́ͮ̉҉̮̳͎̤̖̻̜ś̩̥̜̩́ͩ͡ ̡͉͕̬̘̘ͦ̌͋̄ͤͅő̲͍̪̞̒̎̓̔̓n̴̪̜̈̉ͬ̿̇̅ ̵̛̠͈̙̜̼͈̣ͯ̌͋̂r̳̥͕ͯ̎͗͛ͩ̾͢e̳̱̙̤ͧ̎͌ș̩ͬ͆̂ͩͮ̓̇̓̍s̭̬̪͈̅ͮ͠ṵ̸͔̖̲̦̣̤̦͛ͦͫ̉̐̈́́r̢̮̳̙͋̂̅ͭ̌̏͞ĕ͕͍̇͐͢c̷͇͊ͫͮ͑̽͒͐̔͞t̖͂̏͘i̫͔̓̒̋́óͭ͌ͨ̚͏̭̳̞̻̟͍̦n̨̡͈̺̠͇͍͋̿̎̊̕.̗͕ͬ̎́͟͡

An SQL injection is when you ask the waiter for a large pepperoni GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY with a side of fries.

A programmer was leaving his house when his wife tells him: "While you're out, get some milk."
He never returned.

Note that for very large time intervals (greater than 270 years on most platforms) this method will lose microsecond accuracy.

from python documentation: http://docs.python.org/2/library/datetime.html