Przychodzi ciało do lekarza.
Lekarz: Niestety nie mogę Pana przyjąć.
Cało: .... Dlaczego???
Lekarz: Pan nie ma właściwych ideałów.

<yahoo89> Jednym z formatów, w których w Windowsie 7 możemy wyeksportować certyfikat CA jest "Certyfikat X.509 szyfrowany algorytmem Base-64"

<i> i wanted to learn what a "tty server" is so i typed just that into google
<google result> Tired of this ****tty server - League of Legends Community

Państwem domkniętym nazywamy kraj z którego nie da się uciec przez przejście graniczne.

<Timbo_KZ> What is the most high-level language? Alternatively, what is the highest level a programming language can reach?
<FUZxxl> The highest level programming language has exactly one instruction, the !, pronounced “do what I mean.”
<rbemrose> Bug report:
"Program did what I meant, but not what I wanted."
Developer notes:
"Cannot reproduce. I wanted exactly what I meant."
Resolution:
"User error. Replace user and try again."

public abstract String defaultValue
The default value to use as a fallback when the request parameter value is not provided or empty. Supplying a default value implicitly sets required() to false.
Default:
"\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\ue000\ue001\ue002\n\t\t\t\t\n"

http://docs.spring.io/spring/docs/current/javadoc-api/org/springframework/web/bind/annotation/RequestParam.html

/*
(...)
** 2006-10-31: The default prefix used to be "sqlite_". But then
** Mcafee started using SQLite in their anti-virus product and it
** started putting files with the "sqlite" name in the c:/temp folder.
** This annoyed many windows users. Those users would then do a
** Google search for "sqlite", find the telephone numbers of the
** developers and call to wake them up at night and complain.
** For this reason, the default name prefix is changed to be "sqlite"
** spelled backwards. So the temp files are still identified, but
** anybody smart enough to figure out the code is also likely smart
** enough to know that calling the developer will not help get rid
** of the file.
*/
#ifndef SQLITE_TEMP_FILE_PREFIX
# define SQLITE_TEMP_FILE_PREFIX "etilqs_"
#endif

Unix does not model the world, for example in real world you rather shouldn't be waiting for a zombie.

"You know, when you have a program that does something really cool, and you wrote it from scratch, and it took a significant part of your life, you grow fond of it. When it's finished, it feels like some kind of amorphous sculpture that you've created. It has an abstract shape in your head that's completely independent of its actual purpose. Elegant, simple, beautiful.
Then, only a year later, after making dozens of pragmatic alterations to suit the people who use it, not only has your Venus-de-Milo lost both arms, she also has a giraffe's head sticking out of her chest and a cherubic penis that squirts colored water into a plastic bucket. The romance has become so painful that each day you struggle with an overwhelming urge to smash the fucking thing to pieces with a hammer."
Nick Foster

Z recepty boost w OpenEmbedded:

# Sometimes I wake up screaming. Famous figures are gathered in the nightmare,
# Steve Bourne, Larry Wall, the whole of the ANSI C committee. They're just
# standing there, waiting, but the truely terrifying thing is what they carry
# in their hands. At first sight each seems to bear the same thing, but it is
# not so for the forms in their grasp are ever so slightly different one from
# the other. Each is twisted in some grotesque way from the other to make each
# an unspeakable perversion impossible to perceive without the onset of madness.
# True insanity awaits anyone who perceives all of these horrors together.

https://github.com/openembedded/oe-core/blob/master/meta/recipes-support/boost/boost.inc

<Xone> Hi, I would like to get some comments: github.com/Xone
<Xtwo> "Some changes" is a fantastic commit message
<Xtwo> builds real confidence in the maintainer
<Xone> haha, i have just made small changes
<Xtwo> its great because it lets you distinguish those commits from the commits that dont have some changes

If you ever want the public to use your site, always design it to handle errors in a way that will allow them to continue using it if possible. If it's not possible and the site really is broken, make sure that you find out so that you can fix it. die() by itself won't do either.

If a supermarket freezer breaks down, a customer who wanted to buy a tub of ice cream doesn't expect to be kicked out of the building.

http://php.net/manual/en/function.die.php

Similarities between machine language and assembler are a feature, not a bug
~Gerhard Schmidt

You can recover from Microsoft and its suppliers only direct damages up to U.S. $5.00.
za https://visualstudiogallery.msdn.microsoft.com/site/e682d542-7ef3-402c-b857-bbfba714f78d/eula?licenseType=None

Czy tylko ja uważam, że siostra Elsy powinna nazywać się Ifa ?