*got back from hairdresser*
<Shade>I cut myself a bit short
<Shade>should've used unsigned

<Daniel Beardsmore> Turns out that the developer incorrectly implemented operator overloading. He overloaded + with a method that behaves as +=, and - with a method that behaves as -=.
<locallunatic> So you are you asking for method or alibi recommendations for murder?
(http://forums.thedailywtf.com/forums/p/28105/329571.aspx)

Regulamin ipla.tv punkty V.2:
W przypadku komputerów PC Usługa nie jest dostępna dla systemów operacyjnych uruchamianych [...] za pomocą maszyny wirtualnej (np. VMware Workstation, Java Virtual Machine, Microsoft Virtual PC itp.).

Random is not your partner’s name followed by the year they were born in. Unless their name is “r$kGmn9d4Fl9&*sEm.Xs2Fl0_3fGjdk” and they were born in year “hJfMn?32VwmndkD2lsk34Rojks83″

Source: http://www.xda-developers.com/android/compromised-sky-apps-and-the-security-aftermath/

Diablo-D3 | I have discovered the best part of erlang
Diablo-D3 | I can ask a question in #erlang, which has 280 people, a simple question
Diablo-D3 | it has now been 2 hours
Diablo-D3 | no answer.
sp3d | distributed systems improve throughput, not necessarily latency

Yo mommas so old, Debian added her to the stable repository.

<Filip> Zrozumienie kawalu informatycznego jest jak masturbacja, nie bedziesz sie tym chwalil.

<Esse> Żółw Adwaita zmarł w wieku 255 lat. Najwyraźniej twórca przewidzał tylko 8 bitów na wiek.
<Revv> I tak miał farta, że unsigned.

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I wrote a tool called SQLrillex. When you run it, it drops all databases.
-- Wim Remes

Why did the ship built by the programmers sink?
they used int instead of float.

I invited a guy I was dating over to watch a movie, even though I knew the file was corrupted and the movie wouldn't play properly. So you'd think we had sex? No, because the guy was a MOTHERFUCKING ENGINEER and he proceeded to download and install the latest version of VLC player, then a good version of the movie, until he got everything right. We watched the movie, then he went home. Fuck.

źródło: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dm774/what_is_the_worst_thing_you_have_done_to_have_sex/c9rvzd3

Everyone knows that debugging is twice as hard as writing a program in the first place. So if you're as clever as you can be when you write it, how will you ever debug it?

— The Elements of Programming Style, 2nd edition, chapter 2

Dyskusja o TPB na reddicie:
<stonesnake> It is called the pirate bay. That's the primary purpose.
<Fickelbra> Just how lemon party is about partying with lemons.

Twierdzenie Kordosa: Każde twierdzenie nazwane nazwiskiem zostało sformułowane przez kogoś innego. Co ciekawe, twierdzenie to stosuje się też do samego twierdzenia Kordosa.

vimtips@twitter:
:Sex will open a file explorer in a split window. I bet you'll remember that one.