Najmniej popularne cytaty
#4550 Dodano: 07-02-2011 19:54. Głosów: 89
<Esse> kurczę
<Esse> "Nie znaleziono żadnych wyników wyszukiwania dla hasła "analiza matematyczna 2 dla totalnych głąbów"."
<Esse> to jak ja mam zaliczyć? :(
<Esse> "Nie znaleziono żadnych wyników wyszukiwania dla hasła "analiza matematyczna 2 dla totalnych głąbów"."
<Esse> to jak ja mam zaliczyć? :(
#526 Dodano: 25-05-2009 18:47. Głosów: 90
/* Halley's comment */
#4721 Dodano: 18-03-2011 16:26. Głosów: 90
Ćwiczeniowiec: Należy uważać aby nie wywołać "cat" bez parametrów ponieważ spowoduje to zawieszenie procesu.
#6270 Dodano: 18-09-2012 11:29. Głosów: 90
"The First Rule of Program Optimization: Don't do it. The Second Rule of Program Optimization (for experts only!): Don't do it yet."
— Michael A. Jackson
— Michael A. Jackson
#819 Dodano: 08-06-2009 20:13. Głosów: 91
<klient> my niestety nie mamy polskiej klawiatury, a nie mozna liter wkopiowac.
#5494 Dodano: 14-11-2011 09:32. Głosów: 91
"pliki z rozszerzeniem *.h to nie biblioteki, tylko pliki nagłówkowe (zwane inkludami czasem). Ta nazwa stąd, że zawierają one tylko nagłówki funkcji, nie ich definicje. Albo stąd, że dołącza się je zwykle w nagłówku programu. Sam nie wiem."
żródło: http://www.im.pwr.wroc.pl/~wilczynski/wprog.html
żródło: http://www.im.pwr.wroc.pl/~wilczynski/wprog.html
#400 Dodano: 21-05-2009 22:49. Głosów: 91
<[ds14]Speeder> WITAM WSZYSTKICH
<[ds14]Speeder> NO ODPOWIEDZCIE
<[PL]JamniQ_psv> wylacz capsa!!!!!!!!
<[ds14]Speeder> MAM WINDOWSA 2003
<[ds14]Speeder> I TU CHYBA NIE MA CAPS LOCKA
<[ds14]Speeder> NO ODPOWIEDZCIE
<[PL]JamniQ_psv> wylacz capsa!!!!!!!!
<[ds14]Speeder> MAM WINDOWSA 2003
<[ds14]Speeder> I TU CHYBA NIE MA CAPS LOCKA
#2995 Dodano: 04-02-2010 22:36. Głosów: 91
Klingon Programmer
Top 20 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon Programmer:
1. Defensive programming? Never! Klingon programs are always on the offense. Yes, offensive programming is what we do best.
2. Specifications are for the weak and timid!
3. This machine is GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code!
4. You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the original Klingon.
5. Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!
6. What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
7. Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have 'arguments' -- and they ALWAYS WIN THEM.
8. Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak. Bugs are good for building character in the user.
9. I have challenged the entire ISO-9000 quality assurance team to a Bat-Leth contest on the holodeck. They will not concern us again.
10. A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!
11. By filing this bug report you have challenged the honor of my family. Prepare to die!
12. You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!
13. Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!
14. Our competitors are without honor!
15. Python? That is for children. A Klingon Warrior uses only machine code, keyed in on the front panel switches in raw binary.
16. Klingon programs don't do accountancy. For that, you need a Ferengi.
17. Klingon multitasking systems do not support "time-sharing". When a Klingon program wants to run, it challenges the scheduler in hand-to-hand combat and owns the machine.
18. Perhaps it IS a good day to die! I say we ship it!
19. My program has just dumped Stova Core!
20. Behold, the keyboard of Kalis! The greatest Klingon code warrior that ever lived!
Top 20 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon Programmer:
1. Defensive programming? Never! Klingon programs are always on the offense. Yes, offensive programming is what we do best.
2. Specifications are for the weak and timid!
3. This machine is GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code!
4. You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the original Klingon.
5. Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!
6. What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
7. Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have 'arguments' -- and they ALWAYS WIN THEM.
8. Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak. Bugs are good for building character in the user.
9. I have challenged the entire ISO-9000 quality assurance team to a Bat-Leth contest on the holodeck. They will not concern us again.
10. A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!
11. By filing this bug report you have challenged the honor of my family. Prepare to die!
12. You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!
13. Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!
14. Our competitors are without honor!
15. Python? That is for children. A Klingon Warrior uses only machine code, keyed in on the front panel switches in raw binary.
16. Klingon programs don't do accountancy. For that, you need a Ferengi.
17. Klingon multitasking systems do not support "time-sharing". When a Klingon program wants to run, it challenges the scheduler in hand-to-hand combat and owns the machine.
18. Perhaps it IS a good day to die! I say we ship it!
19. My program has just dumped Stova Core!
20. Behold, the keyboard of Kalis! The greatest Klingon code warrior that ever lived!
#4041 Dodano: 21-10-2010 13:28. Głosów: 91
Z The Pirate Bay, odnośnie ACTA:
"Acta dig!
To protest new global filesharing laws, UK nerdcore king Dan Bull fights back with this anthem asking what it means to be a pirate. After all, it's not like we're invading cities with giant ships. Oh, wait..."
"Acta dig!
To protest new global filesharing laws, UK nerdcore king Dan Bull fights back with this anthem asking what it means to be a pirate. After all, it's not like we're invading cities with giant ships. Oh, wait..."
#272 Dodano: 20-05-2009 07:43. Głosów: 92
Mówi informatyk do informatyka:
- Dość już tego grania, dość programowania, dość już komputera na dziś. Czas coś poczytać.
I zaczął czytać e-booka.
- Dość już tego grania, dość programowania, dość już komputera na dziś. Czas coś poczytać.
I zaczął czytać e-booka.
#5472 Dodano: 07-11-2011 17:17. Głosów: 92
<Gość> Programiści, czy waszym zdaniem przeprowadzanie analizy i tworzenie dokumentacji projektowej jest stratą czasu? Dlaczego? Dlaczego w Waszych projektach w czasie realizacji, wdrożenia i utrzymania nie jest to potrzebne?
<marcin_an> Pytanie dziwnie przypomina w formie "Kto jest twoim ideałem i dlaczego Stalin?"...
//źródło - http://www.coderscity.pl/ftopic41599-0.html
<marcin_an> Pytanie dziwnie przypomina w formie "Kto jest twoim ideałem i dlaczego Stalin?"...
//źródło - http://www.coderscity.pl/ftopic41599-0.html
#2632 Dodano: 15-12-2009 20:35. Głosów: 93
Matrix jest aktualnie w trybie ‘debug’, dlatego to tak wszystko smiesznie wyglada
#7770 Dodano: 07-03-2015 22:29. Głosów: 93
<Weng> The cause of the issues this morning has been officially determined as "dunno".
#7525 Dodano: 29-07-2014 11:38. Głosów: 93
$ man asctime
(...)
The members of the tm structure are:
(...)
tm_mday The day of the month, in the range 1 to 31.
tm_mon The number of months since January, in the range 0 to 11.
(...)
(...)
The members of the tm structure are:
(...)
tm_mday The day of the month, in the range 1 to 31.
tm_mon The number of months since January, in the range 0 to 11.
(...)
#6020 Dodano: 22-05-2012 14:57. Głosów: 93
(z rzeczywistego projektu)
// Do you know how expensive a function call is?
const int sizeof_int = sizeof( int );
// Do you know how expensive a function call is?
const int sizeof_int = sizeof( int );