Diablo-D3 | I have discovered the best part of erlang
Diablo-D3 | I can ask a question in #erlang, which has 280 people, a simple question
Diablo-D3 | it has now been 2 hours
Diablo-D3 | no answer.
sp3d | distributed systems improve throughput, not necessarily latency

Z kodu biblioteki 'reportlab':

def drawCentredString(self, x, y, text,mode=None):
"""Draws a string centred on the x coordinate.

We're British, dammit, and proud of our spelling!"""

# man mount
These options are recognized, but have no effect as far as I can see.

> Is this in byte? Or bit?
> This is in bytes
> I know of no file system that allows fractional-byte files
> I'm not surprised that you haven't heard of it. It's a pretty small filesystem..
> Fractional-byte hosting, the IT industry's response to fractional-reserve banking.

źródło:http://stackoverflow.com/questions/6591931/getting-file-size-in-python

Ulubiona bielizna programisty?
Stringi!

man hdparm

(...)

--drq-hsm-error
VERY DANGEROUS, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT USING IT. This option
causes hdparm to issue an IDENTIFY command to the kernel, but
incorrectly marked as a "non-data" command. This results in
the drive being left with its DataReQust(DRQ) line "stuck"
high. This confuses the kernel drivers, and may crash the sys‐
tem immediately with massive data loss. The option exists to
help in testing and fortifying the kernel against similar real-
world drive malfunctions. VERY DANGEROUS, DO NOT USE!!

/**
* Returns cookies according to the filters specified.
*
* @return array Cookies! Nom nom nom nom nom.
*/
public function data_getCookies($uid, $name) {

Question: What is your motivation for hosting externally?
(...)
Nuclear warfare - surviving Armageddon? Irrelevant - you'll be too busy surviving to care about your git repositories.

http://stackoverflow.com/questions/109440/best-git-repository-hosting-for-commercial-project

418 I'm a teapot
The HTCPCP server is a teapot. The responding entity MAY be short and stout. This code was defined as one of the traditional IETF April Fools' jokes, in RFC 2324, Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol, and is not expected to be implemented by actual HTTP servers.

(en.wikipedia.org)

<fred> chciałbym poznać historię tego kodu

You have been asking for the shortest hash function. That would certainly be

def hash(s):
return 0

//http://stackoverflow.com/questions/1303021/shortest-hash-in-python-to-name-cache-files

The sample data must end on an even byte boundary. Whatever that means.
(WAVE soundfile format)

Pachnie mi to kolejnym absurdem patentowym (opatentować *pomysł* na wyświetlanie reklam przed uruchomieniem programów). To może ja opatentuję mój genialny pomysł, że można wyświetlać reklamę po naciśnięciu przycisku “OK” w dialogu, a reszcie świata pozostanie wyświetlanie reklamy tylko po naciśnięciu “Anuluj”?

Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Gödel, and Noam Chomsky walk into a bar. Heisenberg turns to the other two and says, "Clearly this is a joke, but how can we figure out if it's funny or not?" Gödel replies, "We can't know that because we're inside the joke." Chomsky says, "Of course it's funny. You're just telling it wrong."

<bcos> "| style="background: #E8E8E8" align="right" | 0x01" just to get the text "0x01" to look right
<bcos> I tried "align "wrong" " but it didn't help