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#7187 Dodano: 25-12-2013 14:43. Głosów: 78
The primary duty of an exception handler is to get the error out of the lap of the programmer and into the surprised face of the user. Provided you keep this cardinal rule in mind, you can’t go far wrong.
— Verity Stob
#5661 Dodano: 26-12-2011 18:27. Głosów: 78
<Uriziel> Linux is like Minecraft, on the first day, you set up a basic things, look for and get most needed resources, find out new reciepies, strive to survive untill you actually set up self sufficient, undependand system and dig out the diamonds
#7308 Dodano: 13-02-2014 22:24. Głosów: 78
INTERCAL, short for "Compiler Language With No Pronounceable Acronym" (via Wikipedia)
#2194 Dodano: 08-10-2009 16:22. Głosów: 78
The Top 10 Pick-up Lines the programmer Ladies Are Sick of Hearing

10) I bet you know how to turn software into hardware
9) You must be really good at World of Warcraft, because when I saw you, I was like WoW.
8) I'm a C++ programmer, and you know what they say about us, we know how to use our pointers.
7) Have you ever been rendered in 3D before?
6) Want to come back to my place and and see my blog?
5) You're so beautiful, you've made my Stack overflow
4) You can run your fingers on my keys any day
3) You know what they say about desktop programmers? We use more ram and have bigger disks
2) I'm a Telecom developer, and I have lots of sockets experience
1) You had me at "Hello World."
#7634 Dodano: 05-12-2014 00:33. Głosów: 78
It’s time for WordPress Core Weekly (formerly known as Last Week in WordPress Core) again! There have been suggestions to change the name of these summary posts to stop confusions about being the last week of WordPress.

via https://make.wordpress.org/core/2014/10/15/wordpress-core-weekly/
#7222 Dodano: 05-01-2014 13:13. Głosów: 79
Python is a beautiful, clean language. But the same restrictions that make it nice and clean mean that it’s hard to write beautiful, clean libraries. Ruby, on the other hand, is a complicated, ugly language. But that complexity allows you to write really clean, nice, easy-to-use libraries. The end result is that I prefer Python the language, but I find myself preferring programming with Ruby.
-Gary Bernhardt of destroyallsoftware.com fame
#5736 Dodano: 18-01-2012 19:05. Głosów: 79
< reisio> there should be a (useful) app named retard, having something to do with tar
< reisio> oh I have it
< reisio> for tar's that don't start with a top-level directory
< reisio> y'know the ones that just slop out files everywhere in the current directory?
< reisio> retard
< reisio> it's perfect
< reisio> because it describes the person who made the original tar
< reisio> while fixing it
#7294 Dodano: 06-02-2014 09:21. Głosów: 79
While Perl's keywords and function names are generally in English, it allows modification of its parser to modify the input language, such as in Damian Conway's Lingua::Romana::Perligata module, which allows programs to be written in Latin or his Lingua::tlhInganHol::yIghun
Perl language in Klingon. They
do not just change the keywords but also the grammar to match the language.

http://www.csse.monash.edu.au/~damian/papers/HTML/Perligata.html
https://metacpan.org/pod/Lingua::tlhInganHol::yIghun
#703 Dodano: 03-06-2009 11:09. Głosów: 79
Siedzi dwóch moderatorów w kanciapie, a nagle zbanowany user dobija się do okna na drugim piętrze. Moderator do kolegi:
- Może go wpuścimy? Tak ładnie proxy...
#4118 Dodano: 05-11-2010 20:55. Głosów: 80
<jaen> Haskell to jest po prostu jak melon wśród pomidorów
<jaen> inny
#7755 Dodano: 04-02-2015 08:06. Głosów: 80
On 12/16/2013 07:30 PM, Rowan Collins wrote:

> The core functions which follow neither rule include C-style
> abbreviations like "strptime" which couldn't be automatically swapped to
> either format, and complete anomalies like "nl2br". If you named those
> functions as part of a consistent style, you would probably also follow
> stronger naming conventions than Rasmus did when he named
> "htmlspecialchars".

Well, there were other factors in play there. htmlspecialchars was a
very early function. Back when PHP had less than 100 functions and the
function hashing mechanism was strlen(). In order to get a nice hash
distribution of function names across the various function name lengths
names were picked specifically to make them fit into a specific length
bucket. This was circa late 1994 when PHP was a tool just for my own
personal use and I wasn't too worried about not being able to remember
the few function names.

-Rasmus
#3664 Dodano: 29-06-2010 13:03. Głosów: 80
Wyrażenia regularne nigdy nie są dobrym rozwiązaniem... chyba, że akurat są.
#7579 Dodano: 25-09-2014 14:59. Głosów: 80
i32 AaCpuAtomicSwap32(TAaCpuAtomic32* atomic, i32 value)
{
i32 prev;

/** @todo Implement to be really atomic operation */

prev = atomic->data;
atomic->data = value;

return prev;
} /* AaCpuAtomicCmpSwap32 */
#179 Dodano: 19-05-2009 20:26. Głosów: 80
Przychodzi jedynka do lekarza, a lekarz mówi: Pani nie jest pierwsza!
#510 Dodano: 25-05-2009 09:55. Głosów: 80
The RPM package management system:
rpm-3.0.5-46.aix5.2.ppc.rpm