/* OS X, in its infinite idiocy, actually HARDCODES
* a limit of 1024 into their select. Where people have brains,
* OS X engineers apparently have a vacuum. Or maybe they were
* ordered to have a vacuum, or they do anything for money.
* This might help. Or not.
*/
#define _DARWIN_UNLIMITED_SELECT 1
https://github.com/joyent/libuv/blob/master/src/ev/ev.c

22:45:01 <@Kottizen> if you like glamous, power and lots of applications that suit your needs with million of configuration options, go kubuntu
22:45:11 <@Kottizen> if you like brown/orange, go ubuntu

<koziolek>COBOL jest jak kobieta. Należy używać, a nie rozumieć.

Matematycy-podróżnicy zdefiniowali klawość podróży. Podróż do sąsiedniego pokoju jest 1-klawa, do sąsiedniego mieszkania 2-klawa, to sąsiedniej klatki 3-klawa, …, do państwa otoczonego innym państwem n-klawa.

Short programs are innocent, and more impressive. If your source file is over 200 lines, you are not likely to win. You can hide a semi truck in 300 lines of C.



http://underhanded.xcott.com/?p=8

The true measure of a man is the the size and quantity of his external hard drives.

Integer i Long siedzą w barze i piją piwo.
Przychodzi int i pyta:
- Mogę się do was dosiąść, chłopaki?
Integer odpowiada:
- Z prymitywami nie piję.

4 zasada dynamiki:
"Ciało rzucone na łoże traci na oporze."

<anon> PHP supports one error control operator: the at sign (@).
<anon> This operator is affectionately known by veteran phpers as the "stfu operator".

Chuck Norris policzył do Continuum.

MongoDB announced 10,000,000 downloads! Or, as their other two partitions reported, 9,999,323 and 10,001,403 downloads.
https://twitter.com/twalex/status/605938717434331137

Jeden z twórców OAuth2 na temat niewygasających tokenów:

Non-expiring access tokens pose a pretty real security threat, as this goes against pretty much everything OAuth2 stands for. However, I don't see a real issue in putting this code in there... people can shoot themselves in the foot if they want to...

Jak nazywa się człowiek, który panicznie boi się algebry?
Homomorfofobik.

== how sad ==
www.foo.com is now unallocated (it redirects to a search engine.)
www.bar.com is a portal (about bars.)

www.sample.com is a travel agent.

It used to be that [email protected] was actually some guy's email address, and he used to post the wacky accidental test mails he would get. He was also the owner of sample.com and a few others, and he use to post porn on them just to fuck with people who didn't change the default URLs in their "home page builder" software.

The Wayback Machine doesn't know about these old pages.

Bummer that it's all gone!

R - bazodanowiec W - programista niskopoziomowy
Fragment rozważań nad pewnym problemem:
(...)
R: To zależy od perspektywy...
W: Od kontekstu.