It is a pity the Pi is not an integer

http://cboard.cprogramming.com/cplusplus-programming/56968-standard-pi-constant.html

Podstawy programowania w języku Java:
2.2 Struktury dynamiczne
2.2.1 Stos
Często fachowo pieszczotliwie nazywany LIFO (Last In - First Out). Informa-
tycy żartują, że ta struktura danych została stworzona przez Jezusa (”Pierwsi
będą ostatnimi, a ostatni pierwszymi”).

"The 11 in C++11 refers to the number of legs [..] nailed onto the dog whilst attempting to build a better octopus." - Dylan Beattie

Państwem domkniętym nazywamy kraj z którego nie da się uciec przez przejście graniczne.

Podczas egzaminu wstępnego na matematykę.
- Proszę podać nazwisko słynnego, polskiego matematyka?
- Dróbka-Szymański.

Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to do a logical right shift? A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.

I'm sorry, but I don't see how listing out 95 cases in a row that go to the same thing is a solution to anything. If I encountered that in any code I would track them down, kidnap them, deliver them personally to GLaDOS, and hope she gives them the deadliest sequence of tests she can find.

/* === Quality of code is measured in WTFs/minute. === */
$gallery_id_ = $gallery_id;
unset($gallery_id);
global $gallery_id;
$gallery_id = $gallery_id_;
/* === By Informatic. It certainly works. === */

protocol device {
scan time 30; # Scan interfaces every 10 seconds
}

http://wiki.qontrol.nl/Anonet/BIRD

<xyz>Eternal life is pointless cause theres limited number of things you can fap to.

Dlaczego monomorfizmy nie mogą mieć dzieci?
Bo mają trywialne jądro.

<Speakerphone Dude> I hope you understand how lucky you are to work on something cool like industrial automation products. At some point in the future you will find yourself doing code review and closing tickets in a bug tracker for a boring tax application or something like that, and you will miss the days where you were pulling your hair trying to make this automation thing work. You will laugh quietly when people will complain about A/C going nuts or the elevator stopping on floors where nobody has called it, then go back sadly to your tickets and ugly SAP timesheet.

Tony Zakula:
C'mon already. If you are sys admin and you create the scenario
below, you deserve to be hacked.

[cytat z MSDN - http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/f9e8s203.aspx]

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protected void refreshLayout() {
// We are forcing scroll bar refreshing too
composite.getParent().getParent().getParent().getParent().getParent().getParent().pack(true);
composite.getParent().getParent().getParent().getParent().getParent().getParent().getParent().layout();
}