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#7042 Dodano: 06-10-2013 20:32. Głosów: 46
"Sądząc po jakości kodu głównym elementem developmentu było noszenie kalesonów na głowie"
#7956 Dodano: 06-07-2017 11:01. Głosów: 47
I am hoping the Internet of Incompatible Things mitigates the bad effects of the Internet of Insecure Things.

Sadly, I ain't even joking.
#6969 Dodano: 12-08-2013 21:51. Głosów: 47
<Dreadlish> sieć ovh jest jak kot schrodingera
<Dreadlish> jak działa, to nie działa
<Dreadlish> cała filozofia
#7302 Dodano: 13-02-2014 22:24. Głosów: 47
Q: I was wondering, what advantages does CentOS have against Debian and vice versa.
A: One is made of fairies and the other is made of unicorns
#6073 Dodano: 17-06-2012 17:18. Głosów: 47
Hey, you just called me
and this is crazy
restart your computer
it helps you maybe
#349 Dodano: 21-05-2009 02:51. Głosów: 48
My zabijamy czas a on zabija nas.
#632 Dodano: 27-05-2009 23:22. Głosów: 48
miłość w świecie IT:
<dz> pasujemy do siebie jak input do outputu
<ch> jak plug and play
<dz> jak do do while
<ch> jak for do i
<dz> jak i=0 do i++
<ch> jak ah do al tworzac ax
#4034 Dodano: 20-10-2010 15:07. Głosów: 48
//todo-wojtek no comments
#7158 Dodano: 06-12-2013 00:21. Głosów: 48
jlongster> This is very sexy. The problem is they didn't market it right. (...)
psychometry> Are you sexually aroused? No? Then it's not fucking sexy.
logan_capaldo> Is that irony?
Tommah> No, that's all the vocabulary that fits in his L1 cache.

#3856 Dodano: 07-09-2010 09:59. Głosów: 49
Three of the job requirements in some development company:
- bastard Unix/Linux operator from hell
- writes RSpecs sober (may code drunk)
- swears by non-obtrusive jQuery
#3900 Dodano: 21-09-2010 21:39. Głosów: 49
<rozmowa o kolizjach boxow>
21:37 <******> imo to trzeba znalezc sposob na sprowadzenie tego do przeciecia 2 grubych prostokatnych odcinkow :D
#2159 Dodano: 02-10-2009 09:34. Głosów: 49
//Z dokumentacji postfix'a nt: address_verify_map
If the database becomes corrupted, the world comes to an end.
#445 Dodano: 23-05-2009 00:07. Głosów: 49
Heine i Cauchy - miłość bez granic.
#7927 Dodano: 03-03-2016 11:17. Głosów: 49
ahes: The best software standards.
ahes: # ssh-keygen --help
ahes: Generating public/private rsa key pair.
#1087 Dodano: 30-06-2009 13:27. Głosów: 50
1. When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it’s across the room.
2. All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
3. Chuck Norris doesn’t have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.
4. Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.
5. Chuck Norris can’t test for equality because he has no equal.
6. Chuck Norris doesn’t need garbage collection because he doesn’t call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
7. Chuck Norris’s first program was kill -9.
8. Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
9. All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
10. MySpace actually isn’t your space, it’s Chuck’s (he just lets you use it).Chuck Norris
11. Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions…and have them return.
12. Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
13. The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.
14. Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
15. Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations…ever.
16. Chuck Norris doesn’t use web standards as the web will conform to him.
17. “It works on my machine” always holds true for Chuck Norris.
18. Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
19. Chuck Norris doesn’t do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
20. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
21. Chuck Norris’s beard can type 140 wpm.
22. Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
23. Chuck Norris doesn’t bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
24. Chuck Norris’s keyboard doesn’t have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
25. When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message “Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?”.