„If C gives you enough rope to hang yourself, think of Subversion as of rope storage facility” Brian W. Fitzpatrick

<matematyk> kocham Cię
<dziewczyna> udowodnij!
<matematyk> niech V będzie dowolną przestrzenią liniową n-tego stopnia (...)

You know a server sucks when it's estimated downtime has downtime

<Shade> I'll SIGKILL you!!

`long long long' is too long for GCC

# I forget exactly why this is necessary:
try:
locale.setlocale(locale.LC_ALL, '')
except locale.Error:
pass # oh well

// https://bitbucket.org/pypy/pyrepl/src/183fb78bf113/pythoni#cl-23

<Daniel Beardsmore> Turns out that the developer incorrectly implemented operator overloading. He overloaded + with a method that behaves as +=, and - with a method that behaves as -=.
<locallunatic> So you are you asking for method or alibi recommendations for murder?
(http://forums.thedailywtf.com/forums/p/28105/329571.aspx)

M: mam klasę Simulation(), która ma metody movepoint() i run()
M: i jak robię coś takiego, chcąc żeby obie działały:
M: Simulation().movepoint().run()
M: nie daje to efektu takiego, jaki chciałbym uzyskać.

You can recover from Microsoft and its suppliers only direct damages up to U.S. $5.00.
za https://visualstudiogallery.msdn.microsoft.com/site/e682d542-7ef3-402c-b857-bbfba714f78d/eula?licenseType=None

#pragma GCC poison
Sometimes, there is an identifier that you want to remove completely from your program, and make sure that it never creeps back in. To enforce this, you can poison the identifier with this pragma.

Jesteś tak nudny, że nawet InfoBOT ci nie odpisuje.

"(...) Application name and version. For historical reasons, Internet Explorer identifies itself as a Mozilla browser".

Źródło: https://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms537503%28v=vs.85%29.aspx

$ fortune -m 'Them bats'

(computers)
%
Top Ten Things Overheard At The ANSI C Draft Committee Meetings:

(10) Sorry, but that's too useful.
(9) Dammit, little-endian systems *are* more consistent!
(8) I'm on the committee and I *still* don't know what the hell
#pragma is for.
(7) Well, it's an excellent idea, but it would make the compilers too
hard to write.
(6) Them bats is smart; they use radar.
(5) All right, who's the wiseguy who stuck this trigraph stuff in
here?
(4) How many times do we have to tell you, "No prior art!"
(3) Ha, ha, I can't believe they're actually going to adopt this
sucker.
(2) Thank you for your generous donation, Mr. Wirth.
(1) Gee, I wish we hadn't backed down on 'noalias'.
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Szybki, bezpieczny, łatwy w implementacji. Wybierz 2.

(z dokumentacji ActionScript)
Stage - Klasa stołu montażowego reprezentuje główny obszar rysowania.