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#4845 Dodano: 20-04-2011 09:51. Głosów: 37
From git-core package description in some Linux distro:

"git" can mean anything, depending on your mood.

- random three-letter combination that is pronounceable, and not
actually used by any common UNIX command. The fact that it is a
mispronunciation of "get" may or may not be relevant.
- stupid. contemptible and despicable. simple. Take your pick from the
dictionary of slang.
- "global information tracker": you're in a good mood, and it actually
works for you. Angels sing, and a light suddenly fills the room.
- "goddamn idiotic truckload of sh*t": when it breaks

This is a stupid (but extremely fast) directory content manager. It
doesn't do a whole lot, but what it 'does' do is track directory
contents efficiently.
#4877 Dodano: 28-04-2011 11:06. Głosów: 38
java.util.Arrays on code repetition:

478 /*
479 * The code for each of the seven primitive types is largely identical.
480 * C’est la vie.
481 */
#5972 Dodano: 30-04-2012 21:30. Głosów: 38
Q:I get a core dump when trying to dump streams, what's wrong?

A:Don't panic. Make sure you know where your towel is.
#597 Dodano: 26-05-2009 12:12. Głosów: 38
// TODO: Need some codemonkey to doc comment this class.
#4803 Dodano: 10-04-2011 19:11. Głosów: 38
The main attraction in the big top is a fix for the "Do sits there eating 100% cpu" bug. In the lesser rings are multiple fixes for crasher bugs, numerous Network-Manager related fixes, and some minor polish. Rumours of flying pink elephants remain unconfirmed.
#4433 Dodano: 15-01-2011 23:47. Głosów: 39
Z dokumentacji DataMappera:
Fair warning: Using Boolean, Discriminator, and the time related types as keys may cause your DBA to hunt you down and “educate” you. DM will not be held responsible for any injuries or death that may result.
#148 Dodano: 19-05-2009 06:23. Głosów: 39
Co mówi informatyk do żony na zakończenie kłótni?
- goto kuchnia(int zmywanie = 1)
#6098 Dodano: 24-06-2012 19:59. Głosów: 39
In the midst of the word he was trying to say,
In the midst of his laughter and glee,
He had softly and suddenly vanished away---
For the Snark was a Boojum, you see.

(Lewis Carroll, "The Hunting of the Snark")

The sound device was unplugged.
Press F6 to select another sound card.

/źródło: alsamixer/
#5841 Dodano: 23-02-2012 03:37. Głosów: 40
<loth> Zend developers say, that coding from scratch is awful.
<loth> Symfony developers say, that Zend is awful.
<loth> Yii developers say, that Symfony is awful.
<turin> Rails developers say, that PHP is awful.
<loth> ...
#344 Dodano: 21-05-2009 01:01. Głosów: 43
void seks ()
  long penis;
  while ( penis )
    cin >> penis;
    cout << penis;
#213 Dodano: 20-05-2009 06:50. Głosów: 44
Jedzie asmem kozak wielki
kodzi sobie SIC! kernelki,
koło niego server buczy
klawiatura ciagle huczy,
je kielbase tłustą, tanią
wyszukuje młodą panią,
ciągnie z gwinta wino białe
poznać 'asma' - słowa śmiałe,
myśli sobie: "leżeć w trawie"
programistą być na JAVIE,
ale woli asma dzik
bo jest z niego straszny geek
#6622 Dodano: 30-01-2013 22:08. Głosów: 44
For example, while h2 + p selects a single <p> tag that immediately follows
a <h2> tag, h2 ~ p selects all <p> tags that are siblings (that is, on the same level)
of the h2.

>> To be honest, you may never find a good use for this selector, but CSS is
nothing if not thorough. <<

Oreilly CSS3 The Missing Manual
#7152 Dodano: 06-12-2013 00:21. Głosów: 44
"Programming is challenging, fun, not too good for your social life. The same could be said of a few bottles of Vodka, however programming is certainly likely to make your electronic life easier afterwards."
#3593 Dodano: 09-06-2010 09:28. Głosów: 45
Sendmail effect - a common thought that any complex technology which doesn't come with documentation must be the best available.
#7255 Dodano: 16-01-2014 22:45. Głosów: 45
Z dokumentacji node.js (

The url to the project homepage.

NOTE: This is not the same as "url". If you put a "url" field, then the registry will think it's a redirection to your package that has been published somewhere else, and spit at you.

Literally. Spit. I'm so not kidding.