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#7725 Dodano: 15-01-2015 07:25. Głosów: 95
Programmers don't byte, just nimble a bit
#7221 Dodano: 04-01-2014 14:07. Głosów: 95
<Iceland_jack> feels like Haskellers would invite Jehova's witnesses in for tea just to proselytize Haskell to them
#7022 Dodano: 08-09-2013 03:18. Głosów: 95
Science publishing is totally broken.
[citation needed]
[citation needed]
#7547 Dodano: 09-08-2014 10:45. Głosów: 95
Jestem samotnym programistą. Nawet API nie chcą ze mną rozmawiać.
#6301 Dodano: 07-10-2012 16:05. Głosów: 95
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base are
Belong to you
Violets are #0000FF
All my base are
Belong to you
#3544 Dodano: 27-05-2010 09:44. Głosów: 95
A popular USENET joke goes:
In C, you merely shoot yourself in the foot.
In C++, you accidentally create a dozen instances of yourself and shoot them all in the foot. Providing emergency medical care is impossible, because you can't tell which are bitwise copies and which are just pointing at others and saying, "That's me, over there."
In C, you merely shoot yourself in the foot.
In C++, you accidentally create a dozen instances of yourself and shoot them all in the foot. Providing emergency medical care is impossible, because you can't tell which are bitwise copies and which are just pointing at others and saying, "That's me, over there."
#2064 Dodano: 13-09-2009 18:59. Głosów: 94
<Orzech> studia na polibudzie sa jak wojsko, najpierw calkuj potem zadawaj pytania
#7186 Dodano: 23-12-2013 20:39. Głosów: 94
A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn’t even know existed can render your own computer unusable.
— Leslie Lamport
— Leslie Lamport
#2150 Dodano: 30-09-2009 16:38. Głosów: 94
Mój wydział właśnie wymyślił nowy system zapisu danych - według informacji na stronie plan w PDF ma 91.4990234375 kB
#4738 Dodano: 21-03-2011 15:47. Głosów: 94
(analizując niemiecki CMS w PHP, z niemiecką dokumentacją)
<X> nie dziwię się, że Wanda rzuciła się do Wisły
<X> nie dziwię się, że Wanda rzuciła się do Wisły
#5762 Dodano: 25-01-2012 21:01. Głosów: 94
- Why did the mathematician name his dog "Cauchy?"
- Because he left a residue at every pole.
- Because he left a residue at every pole.
#677 Dodano: 30-05-2009 22:15. Głosów: 94
//konstruktor
assert(instanceCount == 0, "This was meant to be a singleton, but I didn't want to write all the code. Since somebody has already created an instance of this class, you'll have to ask him for a pointer.");
instanceCount++;
assert(instanceCount == 0, "This was meant to be a singleton, but I didn't want to write all the code. Since somebody has already created an instance of this class, you'll have to ask him for a pointer.");
instanceCount++;
#6054 Dodano: 11-06-2012 01:51. Głosów: 94
// komentarze spod pytania na stackoverflow.com
Anarkie: I should be using the char *, since the Prof doesn't want std::string to be used.
Griwes: Why do all those stupid professors teach all the things the wrong way?
Robᵩ: @Griwes - They insist on teaching the difficult fundamental concepts before the easier, more reliable derivatives. Like how we teach teenagers how to distill gasoline from crude oil before they can get a driver's license. Or how we teach electricians to mine copper ore.
Anarkie: I should be using the char *, since the Prof doesn't want std::string to be used.
Griwes: Why do all those stupid professors teach all the things the wrong way?
Robᵩ: @Griwes - They insist on teaching the difficult fundamental concepts before the easier, more reliable derivatives. Like how we teach teenagers how to distill gasoline from crude oil before they can get a driver's license. Or how we teach electricians to mine copper ore.
#499 Dodano: 24-05-2009 15:51. Głosów: 94
egoizm:
i > u
i > u
#6142 Dodano: 10-07-2012 11:50. Głosów: 94
If you wrote chat messages and emails to another girl, on your girlfriend's computer, you can't be sure the files you deleted are unrecoverable. But you can make sure if anyone were to recover them, that you wouldn't get busted.
Code:
dd if=/dev/sda | sed 's/Wendy/Janet/g' | dd of=/dev/sda
Where every instance of Wendy is replaced by Janet, over every millimeter of disk. I picked names with the same number of characters, but you can pad a smaller name with blanks.
// za http://www.linuxquestions.org/questions/linux-newbie-8/learn-the-dd-command-362506/
Code:
dd if=/dev/sda | sed 's/Wendy/Janet/g' | dd of=/dev/sda
Where every instance of Wendy is replaced by Janet, over every millimeter of disk. I picked names with the same number of characters, but you can pad a smaller name with blanks.
// za http://www.linuxquestions.org/questions/linux-newbie-8/learn-the-dd-command-362506/