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#5901 Dodano: 27-03-2012 17:10. Głosów: 78
<bcos> "| style="background: #E8E8E8" align="right" | 0x01" just to get the text "0x01" to look right
<bcos> I tried "align "wrong" " but it didn't help
<bcos> I tried "align "wrong" " but it didn't help
#5899 Dodano: 26-03-2012 19:59. Głosów: 196
<Xirdus> Yo dawg, I heard you like programming so I made x86 simulator in Lua and run it in Lua VM written in my own language which VM is written in JavaScript and ran in JS engine written in C++ and compiled to LLVM bytecode, which I then converted into JS and ran in Firefox inside Ubuntu online presentation opened in Android emulator for Mac OS, which is running in VM under Windows 7 in XP Mode, on VM running inside VM I set on my Debian.
#5892 Dodano: 23-03-2012 22:22. Głosów: 176
<emu> nie ma to jak szukać pomocy na wiki gentoo - "The first thing you need to do is compile your kernel with the following options: "
#5889 Dodano: 22-03-2012 20:20. Głosów: 66
OS X terminal command
> say
is incredibly fun for creeping people out, and it's the sole reason I keep SSH turned on on all of my machines. Especially when you use
> say -v whisper "I'm watching you."
> say
is incredibly fun for creeping people out, and it's the sole reason I keep SSH turned on on all of my machines. Especially when you use
> say -v whisper "I'm watching you."
#5886 Dodano: 21-03-2012 18:41. Głosów: 402
<Sawyer> :q
<Sawyer> emotka wyrażająca zdumienie, że potrafisz wychodzić z vima
<Sawyer> emotka wyrażająca zdumienie, że potrafisz wychodzić z vima
#5884 Dodano: 20-03-2012 20:45. Głosów: 132
W domu jest pies i kot, pies wyszedł oknem a kot drzwiami. co zostało?
część urojona
część urojona
#5868 Dodano: 09-03-2012 08:53. Głosów: 150
wprost ze specyfikacji płyty głównej Eprox dotyczący komunikatów na wyświetlaczu płyty głownej (w bardzo luźnym tłumaczeniu):
kod FF - płyta głowna jest sprawna, bądź niesprawna
kod FF - płyta głowna jest sprawna, bądź niesprawna
#5862 Dodano: 07-03-2012 18:39. Głosów: 112
#include <std_disclaimer.h>
/*
* Your warranty is now void.
*
* I am not responsible for bricked devices, dead SD cards,
* thermonuclear war, or you getting fired because the alarm app failed. Please
* do some research if you have any concerns about features included in this ROM
* before flashing it! YOU are choosing to make these modifications, and if
* you point the finger at me for messing up your device, I will laugh at you.
*
* Submitting bug reports on nightly builds is the leading
* cause of male impotence.
*/
źródło: http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1410400
/*
* Your warranty is now void.
*
* I am not responsible for bricked devices, dead SD cards,
* thermonuclear war, or you getting fired because the alarm app failed. Please
* do some research if you have any concerns about features included in this ROM
* before flashing it! YOU are choosing to make these modifications, and if
* you point the finger at me for messing up your device, I will laugh at you.
*
* Submitting bug reports on nightly builds is the leading
* cause of male impotence.
*/
źródło: http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1410400
#5857 Dodano: 01-03-2012 10:16. Głosów: 232
"Pola w rekordzie oddzielone są znakiem „pałki” ( | )" - dokumentacja jednego z banków.
#5856 Dodano: 29-02-2012 17:23. Głosów: 168
/*
WARNING: /boot appears to be a seperate partition but is not mounted.
You probably just broke your system. Congratulations.
*/
WARNING: /boot appears to be a seperate partition but is not mounted.
You probably just broke your system. Congratulations.
*/
#5852 Dodano: 27-02-2012 15:33. Głosów: 296
<kiechu> Ten kod to taki hardcore, że repozytoria przenieśliśmy z github'a na pornhub'a
#5848 Dodano: 26-02-2012 10:48. Głosów: 98
- i_suck_and_my_tests_are_order_dependent!()
"Call this at the top of your tests when you absolutely positively need to have ordered tests. In doing so, you’re admitting that you suck and your tests are weak."
http://ruby-doc.org/stdlib-1.9.3/libdoc/minitest/unit/rdoc/MiniTest/Unit/TestCase.html#method-c-i_suck_and_my_tests_are_order_dependent-21
"Call this at the top of your tests when you absolutely positively need to have ordered tests. In doing so, you’re admitting that you suck and your tests are weak."
http://ruby-doc.org/stdlib-1.9.3/libdoc/minitest/unit/rdoc/MiniTest/Unit/TestCase.html#method-c-i_suck_and_my_tests_are_order_dependent-21
#5841 Dodano: 23-02-2012 03:37. Głosów: 40
<loth> Zend developers say, that coding from scratch is awful.
<loth> Symfony developers say, that Zend is awful.
<loth> Yii developers say, that Symfony is awful.
<turin> Rails developers say, that PHP is awful.
<loth> ...
<loth> Symfony developers say, that Zend is awful.
<loth> Yii developers say, that Symfony is awful.
<turin> Rails developers say, that PHP is awful.
<loth> ...
#5832 Dodano: 18-02-2012 01:00. Głosów: 178
//map animation speed, unknown unit, but 13 is fine...
#5828 Dodano: 17-02-2012 20:32. Głosów: 202
Zagrałbym w grę, ale nie chce mi się czekać, aż się zainstaluje dlatego włączę MatLaba