Jeżeli coś działa dobrze, znajdzie się ktoś co to zepsuje.

Odpowiedź na pytanie bez kodu:
Hmm. My crystal ball is very hazy today - and your shoulder is blocking part
of your screen, but I'll take a shot. Delete lines 14 and 17 in your script.

http://www.directorforum.de/threads/62265-QT-Slider-not-quot-seeking-quot

The only to survive nuclear holocaust or static code analysis are bugs.

// If this comment is removed the program will blow up

Jeden system operacyjny do drugiego:
- Zgubiłem wątek

Debugowanie PHP jest jak wróżenie z fusów...
...po kawie rozpuszczalnej.

// znalezione w niedawno uwolnionym źródle gry:

static char random[100] =
{
84,25,12, 6,34,52,85,38,97,16,
21,31,65,19,62,40,72,22,48,61,
56,47, 8,53,73,77, 4,91,26,88,
76, 1,44,93,39,11,71,17,98,95,
88,83,18,30, 3,57,28,49,74, 9,
32,13,96,66,15,70,36,10,59,94,
45,86, 2,29,63,42,51, 0,79,27,
54, 7,20,69,89,23,64,43,81,92,
90,33,46,14,67,35,50, 5,87,60,
68,55,24,78,41,75,58,80,37,82,
};

13:19 < cojack> the best way to hash the passwords, it's not to hash them, store it as plain text
13:19 < cojack> no one will belive it's not hashed
13:19 < gianiaz> LOL
13:19 < CMOT-Weasel> haha!
13:19 < VBAssassin> cojack: lol
13:19 < rros> :-)
13:19 < Axsuul> reverse psychology!!
13:19 < mekwall> cojack: actually... that's how I do it

Leci matematyk z Edmonton do Frankfurtu. Lot zaplanowany jest na 9 godzin. Po chwili lotu psuje się jeden z silników. Kapitan informuje, że to nic groźnego, ale lot zamiast dziewięciu potrwa 10 godzin. Po jakimś czasie psuje się drugi. Znów nic groźnego, ale samolot poleci nie 10, a 12 godzin. Po kolejnych kilkudziesięciu minutach psuje się trzeci silnik. Kapitan informuje, że samolot wciąż jest bezpieczny, na jednym silniku doleci jednak w 16, a nie 12 godzin. "Cholera, jak czwarty wysiądzie, to będziemy lecieć 24 godziny" - stwierdza matematyk.

<emu> nie ma to jak szukać pomocy na wiki gentoo - "The first thing you need to do is compile your kernel with the following options: "

<Piotrek_> ciekawe kto będzie miss IO w Londynie
<konrad_> miss input output?!
<sjg> konrad_: kategoria plug n play

try {

} finally { // should never happen

}

Byte comes into the bar and smacks the stool.
- "Something wrong?" the bartender asks.
- "Yeah! Parity error!".
- "I thought you look a bit off"

“I’ve finally learned what ‘upward compatible’ means. It means we get to keep all our old mistakes.”
(Dennie van Tassel)

“We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.”
(Bumper sticker)

“That’s the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers.”
(Larry Niven)

“First, solve the problem. Then, write the code.”
(John Johnson)

“Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.”
(Stan Kelly-Bootle)

“The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.”

“Programming is like sex: one mistake and you’re providing support for a lifetime.”
(Michael Sinz)

“There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.”
(Alan J. Perlis)

“640K ought to be enough for anybody.”
(Bill Gates, 1981)

07/08/2010 : 11:05 a.m.
Webpage: http://thepiratebay.org/
"Upgrading some stuff, database is in use for backups, soon back again.. Btw, it's nice weather outside I think."