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#2135 Dodano: 27-09-2009 10:05. Głosów: 176
“I’ve finally learned what ‘upward compatible’ means. It means we get to keep all our old mistakes.”
(Dennie van Tassel)
“We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.”
(Bumper sticker)
“That’s the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers.”
(Larry Niven)
“First, solve the problem. Then, write the code.”
(John Johnson)
“Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.”
(Stan Kelly-Bootle)
“The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.”
“Programming is like sex: one mistake and you’re providing support for a lifetime.”
(Michael Sinz)
“There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.”
(Alan J. Perlis)
“640K ought to be enough for anybody.”
(Bill Gates, 1981)
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(Dennie van Tassel)
“We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.”
(Bumper sticker)
“That’s the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers.”
(Larry Niven)
“First, solve the problem. Then, write the code.”
(John Johnson)
“Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.”
(Stan Kelly-Bootle)
“The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.”
“Programming is like sex: one mistake and you’re providing support for a lifetime.”
(Michael Sinz)
“There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.”
(Alan J. Perlis)
“640K ought to be enough for anybody.”
(Bill Gates, 1981)