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#4939 Dodano: 17-05-2011 18:38. Głosów: 119
Erase your entire USB key.
dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sdz
Did you use the right drive letter? Did you? If not, you'll be crying, right about now....
http://www.knoppix.net/wiki/Bootable_USB_Key
dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sdz
Did you use the right drive letter? Did you? If not, you'll be crying, right about now....
http://www.knoppix.net/wiki/Bootable_USB_Key
#1140 Dodano: 09-07-2009 10:28. Głosów: 119
<War> what's a spectral wolf?
<Herr_apa> It's the Fourier transform of a regular wolf, duh
(źródło: bash.org)
<Herr_apa> It's the Fourier transform of a regular wolf, duh
(źródło: bash.org)
#4996 Dodano: 08-06-2011 15:09. Głosów: 119
Well a GUID (Globally Unique ID) is only unique for items on this planet, whereas a UUID (Universally Unique ID) should cover you anywhere terrestrial or extra-terrestrial
#7560 Dodano: 19-08-2014 22:29. Głosów: 119
From `man sandbox`:
-l --level
Specify the MLS/MCS Security Level to run the sandbox with. Defaults to random.
-l --level
Specify the MLS/MCS Security Level to run the sandbox with. Defaults to random.
#5514 Dodano: 20-11-2011 00:27. Głosów: 119
Well since you mentioned your computer crashed, I'm going to assume you are using windows.
http://superuser.com/questions/121166/i-accidentally-discarded-a-recovered-openoffice-file-but-i-desperately-need-it
http://superuser.com/questions/121166/i-accidentally-discarded-a-recovered-openoffice-file-but-i-desperately-need-it
#1948 Dodano: 19-08-2009 23:33. Głosów: 119
If Jesus used god mode, what mode used the people who killed him?
#7882 Dodano: 04-11-2015 13:02. Głosów: 119
W komentarzach dokumentacji funkcji str_replace():
A faster way to replace the strings in multidimensional array is to json_encode() it, do the str_replace() and then json_decode() it.
This method is almost 3x faster (in 10000 runs.) than using recursive calling and looping method, and 10x simpler in coding.
http://php.net/manual/pl/function.str-replace.php#100871
A faster way to replace the strings in multidimensional array is to json_encode() it, do the str_replace() and then json_decode() it.
This method is almost 3x faster (in 10000 runs.) than using recursive calling and looping method, and 10x simpler in coding.
http://php.net/manual/pl/function.str-replace.php#100871
#741 Dodano: 05-06-2009 21:04. Głosów: 119
foo(){
...
//This won't work
//It will it ain't optimized - Dave
//No it won't work in the proper way
...
//This won't work either
//Do you have anything else to say?
//Correct it or I will do it
//Ain't your code dude
...
//Mess around here
//Stop it. You don't like it, then just drop it or tell me what's wrong
//How come you're in this team? You can't notice such obvious mistakes?
(lot of comments)
//Guys. It's actually a function taking one arg - char array, and printing a stdout and it took me about 40 minutes to get it thanks to this comment spam, lol.
}
...
//This won't work
//It will it ain't optimized - Dave
//No it won't work in the proper way
...
//This won't work either
//Do you have anything else to say?
//Correct it or I will do it
//Ain't your code dude
...
//Mess around here
//Stop it. You don't like it, then just drop it or tell me what's wrong
//How come you're in this team? You can't notice such obvious mistakes?
(lot of comments)
//Guys. It's actually a function taking one arg - char array, and printing a stdout and it took me about 40 minutes to get it thanks to this comment spam, lol.
}
#2568 Dodano: 03-12-2009 16:02. Głosów: 118
- Dlaczego w cewce prąd opóźnia się względem napięcia?
- Bo zaplątuje się w zwojach.
- Bo zaplątuje się w zwojach.
#91 Dodano: 08-05-2009 06:35. Głosów: 118
Studentka informatyki zdaje egzamin.
- Co się kładzie na stos? - pyta profesor.
- Na stos... na stos... aaa! Na stos! Czarownice!
- Co się kładzie na stos? - pyta profesor.
- Na stos... na stos... aaa! Na stos! Czarownice!
#7799 Dodano: 10-04-2015 22:55. Głosów: 118
"You know, when you have a program that does something really cool, and you wrote it from scratch, and it took a significant part of your life, you grow fond of it. When it's finished, it feels like some kind of amorphous sculpture that you've created. It has an abstract shape in your head that's completely independent of its actual purpose. Elegant, simple, beautiful.
Then, only a year later, after making dozens of pragmatic alterations to suit the people who use it, not only has your Venus-de-Milo lost both arms, she also has a giraffe's head sticking out of her chest and a cherubic penis that squirts colored water into a plastic bucket. The romance has become so painful that each day you struggle with an overwhelming urge to smash the fucking thing to pieces with a hammer."
Nick Foster
Then, only a year later, after making dozens of pragmatic alterations to suit the people who use it, not only has your Venus-de-Milo lost both arms, she also has a giraffe's head sticking out of her chest and a cherubic penis that squirts colored water into a plastic bucket. The romance has become so painful that each day you struggle with an overwhelming urge to smash the fucking thing to pieces with a hammer."
Nick Foster
#5504 Dodano: 15-11-2011 12:57. Głosów: 118
Zasłyszane:
Programowanie w parach wymyślili menadżerowie by oszczędzić na sprzęcie i rachunkach za prąd.
Programowanie w parach wymyślili menadżerowie by oszczędzić na sprzęcie i rachunkach za prąd.
#3732 Dodano: 17-07-2010 19:21. Głosów: 118
(man fdisk):
fdisk is a buggy program that does fuzzy things - usually it happens to produce reasonable results.
fdisk is a buggy program that does fuzzy things - usually it happens to produce reasonable results.
#7326 Dodano: 07-03-2014 23:51. Głosów: 118
Pakiet UDP wchodzi do baru:
- Poproszę piwo.
- Poproszę piwo.
#3247 Dodano: 25-03-2010 22:00. Głosów: 118
<MaStaH> Co mi potrzebne, żeby zmienić opony z zimowych na letnie?
<Gralcio> jakiś dobry homeomorfizm
z http://bash.org.pl/611422/
<Gralcio> jakiś dobry homeomorfizm
z http://bash.org.pl/611422/