// PrestaShop classes/Validate.php

public static function isAnything($data)
{
return true;
}

<polonista> Język polski jest fascynujący - kolejność wyrazów nie ma znaczenia!
<polonista> Ala ma kota. Ala kota ma. Kota Ala ma. Kota ma Ala. Ma kota Ala. Ma Ala kota.
<programista> C++ też.
<programista> long extern int const typedef long unsigned i;

<Skywolf> Say you have crucial, business data, that absolutely has to be safe.
<Skywolf> So you do the right thing, and invest in a RAID6 system with double parity.
<Skywolf> Which works great. So great that you don't even notice when the first hard drive fails.
<Skywolf> And not even when the second hard drive fails.
<Skywolf> Unfortunately you do notice when the third hard disk fails.

http://forums.thedailywtf.com/forums/p/32035/365866.aspx

“Linux is only free if your time has no value” - Jamie Zawinski

/*
WARNING: /boot appears to be a seperate partition but is not mounted.
You probably just broke your system. Congratulations.
*/

<ConayR> Jeśli na rozmowę kwalifikacyjną w IT przyjdziesz w garniaku a to nie jest firma z sektora finansowego, to znaczy, że to Twoja pierwsza rozmowa. ;P

<kml>Wkurza mnie ten Eclipse. Czy MS nie mógłby rozszerzyć Visuala o Javę?
<ain>Już raz próbowali. Wyszedł im C#.

<Ben> Wstęga Mobiusa jest zarąbista.
<Ben> Z drugiej strony, wstęga Mobiusa jest zarąbista.

Any attempt to continue execution after a noncontinuable exception causes the EXCEPTION_NONCONTINUABLE_EXCEPTION exception.

// TODO: Fix this. Fix what?

Komputeryzacja w bólach się rodzi.
Guzik się naciska ...
... i guzik wychodzi.

Jak już zostało napisane, Mercedes Citaro wyposażony jest w cyfrowy mózg, który połączony jest z monitorem zamontowanym z przodu autobusu. Teoretycznie wyświetla on listę przystanków i godzinę, w praktyce jednak emituje program rozrywkowy dla studentów polibudy, którzy mają niezły ubaw czytając co BIOS ma do powiedzenia kierowcy i dlaczego zainstalowany tam Linux ma kernel panic.

[za nonsenopedią]

TASK - To Shoot Yourself In The Foot

C
You shoot yourself in the foot.

C++
You accidentally create a dozen instances of yourself and shoot them all in the foot. Providing emergency medical care is impossible since you can't tell which are bitwise copies and which are just pointing at others and saying, "That's me over there."

FORTRAN
You shoot yourself in each toe, iteratively, until you run out of toes, then you read in the next foot and repeat. If you run out of bullets, you continue anyway because you have no exception handling ability.

Cobol
USE HANDGUN.COLT(45), AIM AT LEG.FOOT, THEN WITH ARM.HAND.FINGER ON HANDGUN.COLT(TRIGGER) PERFORM.SQUEEZE RETURN HANDGUN.COLT(45) TO HIP.HOLSTER.

LISP
You shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with
which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with
which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with
which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with
which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with
which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds...

Basic (interpreted)
You shoot yourself in the foot with a water pistol until your foot is waterlogged and rots off.

Basic (compiled)
You shoot yourself in the foot with a BB using a SCUD missile launcher.

FORTH
Foot in yourself shoot.

APL
You shoot yourself in the foot, then spend all day figuring out how to do it in fewer characters.

Pascal
The compiler won't let you shoot yourself in the foot.

SNOBOL
If you succeed, shoot yourself in the left foot. If you fail, shoot yourself in the right foot.

Concurrent Euclid
You shoot yourself in somebody else's foot.

HyperTalk
Put the first bullet of the gun into the foot left of leg of you. Answer the result.

Motif
You spend days writing a UIL description of your foot, the trajectory, the bullet, and the intricate scrollwork on the ivory handles of the gun. When you finally get around to pulling the trigger, the gun jams.

Unix
% ls
foot.c foot.h foot.o toe.c toe.o
% rm * .o
rm: .o: No such file or directory
% ls
%

XBase
Shooting yourself is no problem. If you want to shoot yourself in the foot, you'll have to use Clipper.

Paradox
Not only can you shoot yourself in the foot, your users can, too.

Revelation
You'll be able to shoot yourself in the foot just as soon as you figure out what all these bullets are for.

Visual Basic
You'll really only appear to have shot yourself in the foot, but you'll have had so much fun doing it that you won't care.

Prolog
You tell your program that you want to be shot in the foot. The program figures out how to do it, but the syntax doesn't permit it to explain it to you.

370 JCL
You send your foot down to MIS and include a 400-page document explaining exactly how you want it to be shot. Three years later, your foot comes back deep-fried.

Apple
We'll let you shoot yourself, but it'll cost you a bundle.

IBM
You insert a clip into the gun, wait half an hour, and it goes off in random directions. If a bullet hits your foot, you're lucky.

Microsoft
Object "Foot" will be included in the next release. You can upgrade for $500.

Cray
I knew you were going to shoot yourself in the foot.

Hewlett-Packard
You can use this machine-gun to shoot yourself in the foot, but the firing pin is broken.

NeXT
We don't sell guns anymore, just ammunition.

Sun
Just as soon as Solaris gets here, you can shoot yourself anywhere you want.

Ada
After correctly packing your foot, you attempt to concurrently load the gun, pull the trigger, scream, and shoot yourself in the foot. When you try, however, you discover you can't because your foot is of the wrong type.

Access
You try to point the gun at your foot, but it shoots holes in all your Borland distribution diskettes instead.

Assembler
You try to shoot yourself in the foot, only to discover you must first invent the gun, the bullet, the trigger, and your foot.

Modula2
After realizing that you can't actually accomplish anything in this language, you shoot yourself in the head.

csh
After searching the manual until your foot falls asleep, you shoot the computer and switch to C.

dBase
You buy a gun. Bullets are only available from another company and are promised to work so you buy them. Then you find out that the next version of the gun is the one that is scheduled to actually shoot bullets.

PL/1
After consuming all system resources including bullets, the data processing department doubles its size, acquires 2 new mainframes and drops the original on your foot.

Smalltalk, Actor, et al
After playing with the graphics for 3 weeks, the programming manager shoots you in the head.

HTML
<a target="http://body/lower-half/leg/foot.appendage">Shoot
here</a>

Java
The gun fires just fine, but your foot can't figure out what the bullets are and ignores them.

MOO
You ask a wizard for a pair of hands. After lovingly handcrafting the gun and each bullet, you tell everyone that you've shot yourself in the foot.

Smalltalk
You daydream repeatedly about shooting yourself in the foot.

FTP
% ftp lower-body.me.org
ftp> cd /foot
ftp> put bullets

DCL
You manage to shoot yourself in the foot, but while doing so you also shoot yourself in the arm, stomach, and leg, plus you shoot your best friend in the chest, the neighbour's dog and your car. A month later you're not able to understand your program anymore when you read the source.

Windows95
d:\setup

And lest we forget our roots
>shoot self in foot
I don't see any self here.
>shoot me in foot
There is no you in the foot.
>shoot foot
I don't know which foot you're talking about.
>shoot left foot
You don't have the gun.
>get gun
You take the gun.
You're lantern just went out.
You are attacked by grues.

* * * YOU HAVE DIED * * *

na temat trygonometrycznego szeregu Fouriera:
<kaskader>Jest tu jakiś haczyk?
<McMonster>tak - nazywa się Podstawy Teleinformatyki
<kaskader>to nie haczyk - to kotwica

I once spent a lot of time trying to figure out why "x" was incrementing in something (I inherited) like this:

int x = 1;

/**++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

++ This is a long comment of a lot of text that ++

++ had absolutely no redeeming value except that ++

++ it could easily */x++/** mislead you into making ++

++ your eye skip right past the relevant part in ++

++ the middle of the block of unending comments. ++

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++*/;

After that one, we learned to look for the telltale comment-with-semicolon and then scanned backwards.

For those who care, the guy was indeed sabotaging the code, and was fired 3 weeks later (big corp, wheels grind slowly).

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