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#5892 Dodano: 23-03-2012 22:22. Głosów: 176
<emu> nie ma to jak szukać pomocy na wiki gentoo - "The first thing you need to do is compile your kernel with the following options: "
#6174 Dodano: 31-07-2012 19:13. Głosów: 176
<Piotrek_> ciekawe kto będzie miss IO w Londynie
<konrad_> miss input output?!
<sjg> konrad_: kategoria plug n play
<konrad_> miss input output?!
<sjg> konrad_: kategoria plug n play
#571 Dodano: 26-05-2009 09:33. Głosów: 176
try {
} finally { // should never happen
}
} finally { // should never happen
}
#333 Dodano: 20-05-2009 21:38. Głosów: 176
Byte comes into the bar and smacks the stool.
- "Something wrong?" the bartender asks.
- "Yeah! Parity error!".
- "I thought you look a bit off"
- "Something wrong?" the bartender asks.
- "Yeah! Parity error!".
- "I thought you look a bit off"
#2135 Dodano: 27-09-2009 10:05. Głosów: 176
“I’ve finally learned what ‘upward compatible’ means. It means we get to keep all our old mistakes.”
(Dennie van Tassel)
“We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.”
(Bumper sticker)
“That’s the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers.”
(Larry Niven)
“First, solve the problem. Then, write the code.”
(John Johnson)
“Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.”
(Stan Kelly-Bootle)
“The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.”
“Programming is like sex: one mistake and you’re providing support for a lifetime.”
(Michael Sinz)
“There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.”
(Alan J. Perlis)
“640K ought to be enough for anybody.”
(Bill Gates, 1981)
(Dennie van Tassel)
“We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.”
(Bumper sticker)
“That’s the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers.”
(Larry Niven)
“First, solve the problem. Then, write the code.”
(John Johnson)
“Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.”
(Stan Kelly-Bootle)
“The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.”
“Programming is like sex: one mistake and you’re providing support for a lifetime.”
(Michael Sinz)
“There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.”
(Alan J. Perlis)
“640K ought to be enough for anybody.”
(Bill Gates, 1981)
#3694 Dodano: 08-07-2010 11:01. Głosów: 176
07/08/2010 : 11:05 a.m.
Webpage: http://thepiratebay.org/
"Upgrading some stuff, database is in use for backups, soon back again.. Btw, it's nice weather outside I think."
Webpage: http://thepiratebay.org/
"Upgrading some stuff, database is in use for backups, soon back again.. Btw, it's nice weather outside I think."
#3963 Dodano: 05-10-2010 16:56. Głosów: 176
Location -1: Error reading file - dimensions must be 3 (was 12009279).
#6025 Dodano: 24-05-2012 12:55. Głosów: 176
Z aplikacji naszego klienta:
$flag="OK"; // This is the flag and we set it to OK
$flag="OK"; // This is the flag and we set it to OK
#5032 Dodano: 17-06-2011 03:21. Głosów: 176
(source: https://github.com/MrMEEE/bumblebee/commit/a047be85247755cdbe0acce6#diff-1 )
GIANT BUG... causing /usr to be deleted... so sorry.... issue #123, issue #122, issue #121
rm -rf /etc/alternatives/xorg_extra_modules-bumblebee 351
- rm -rf /usr /lib/nvidia-current/xorg/xorg
(^)
GIANT BUG... causing /usr to be deleted... so sorry.... issue #123, issue #122, issue #121
rm -rf /etc/alternatives/xorg_extra_modules-bumblebee 351
- rm -rf /usr /lib/nvidia-current/xorg/xorg
(^)
#821 Dodano: 08-06-2009 20:17. Głosów: 175
The only to survive nuclear holocaust or static code analysis are bugs.
#572 Dodano: 26-05-2009 09:33. Głosów: 175
// If this comment is removed the program will blow up
#3193 Dodano: 16-03-2010 13:39. Głosów: 175
Jeden system operacyjny do drugiego:
- Zgubiłem wątek
- Zgubiłem wątek
#7574 Dodano: 17-09-2014 22:01. Głosów: 175
Debugowanie PHP jest jak wróżenie z fusów...
...po kawie rozpuszczalnej.
...po kawie rozpuszczalnej.
#6297 Dodano: 05-10-2012 21:17. Głosów: 175
// znalezione w niedawno uwolnionym źródle gry:
static char random[100] =
{
84,25,12, 6,34,52,85,38,97,16,
21,31,65,19,62,40,72,22,48,61,
56,47, 8,53,73,77, 4,91,26,88,
76, 1,44,93,39,11,71,17,98,95,
88,83,18,30, 3,57,28,49,74, 9,
32,13,96,66,15,70,36,10,59,94,
45,86, 2,29,63,42,51, 0,79,27,
54, 7,20,69,89,23,64,43,81,92,
90,33,46,14,67,35,50, 5,87,60,
68,55,24,78,41,75,58,80,37,82,
};
static char random[100] =
{
84,25,12, 6,34,52,85,38,97,16,
21,31,65,19,62,40,72,22,48,61,
56,47, 8,53,73,77, 4,91,26,88,
76, 1,44,93,39,11,71,17,98,95,
88,83,18,30, 3,57,28,49,74, 9,
32,13,96,66,15,70,36,10,59,94,
45,86, 2,29,63,42,51, 0,79,27,
54, 7,20,69,89,23,64,43,81,92,
90,33,46,14,67,35,50, 5,87,60,
68,55,24,78,41,75,58,80,37,82,
};
#4276 Dodano: 10-12-2010 14:21. Głosów: 175
13:19 < cojack> the best way to hash the passwords, it's not to hash them, store it as plain text
13:19 < cojack> no one will belive it's not hashed
13:19 < gianiaz> LOL
13:19 < CMOT-Weasel> haha!
13:19 < VBAssassin> cojack: lol
13:19 < rros> :-)
13:19 < Axsuul> reverse psychology!!
13:19 < mekwall> cojack: actually... that's how I do it
13:19 < cojack> no one will belive it's not hashed
13:19 < gianiaz> LOL
13:19 < CMOT-Weasel> haha!
13:19 < VBAssassin> cojack: lol
13:19 < rros> :-)
13:19 < Axsuul> reverse psychology!!
13:19 < mekwall> cojack: actually... that's how I do it