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#7025 Dodano: 12-09-2013 08:53. Głosów: 150
I can’t even say what’s wrong with PHP, because— okay. Imagine you have uh, a toolbox. A set of tools. Looks okay, standard stuff in there.
You pull out a screwdriver, and you see it’s one of those weird tri-headed things. Okay, well, that’s not very useful to you, but you guess it comes in handy sometimes.
You pull out the hammer, but to your dismay, it has the claw part on both sides. Still serviceable though, I mean, you can hit nails with the middle of the head holding it sideways.
You pull out the pliers, but they don’t have those serrated surfaces; it’s flat and smooth. That’s less useful, but it still turns bolts well enough, so whatever.
And on you go. Everything in the box is kind of weird and quirky, but maybe not enough to make it completely worthless. And there’s no clear problem with the set as a whole; it still has all the tools.
Now imagine you meet millions of carpenters using this toolbox who tell you “well hey what’s the problem with these tools? They’re all I’ve ever used and they work fine!” And the carpenters show you the houses they’ve built, where every room is a pentagon and the roof is upside-down. And you knock on the front door and it just collapses inwards and they all yell at you for breaking their door.
That’s what’s wrong with PHP.
You pull out a screwdriver, and you see it’s one of those weird tri-headed things. Okay, well, that’s not very useful to you, but you guess it comes in handy sometimes.
You pull out the hammer, but to your dismay, it has the claw part on both sides. Still serviceable though, I mean, you can hit nails with the middle of the head holding it sideways.
You pull out the pliers, but they don’t have those serrated surfaces; it’s flat and smooth. That’s less useful, but it still turns bolts well enough, so whatever.
And on you go. Everything in the box is kind of weird and quirky, but maybe not enough to make it completely worthless. And there’s no clear problem with the set as a whole; it still has all the tools.
Now imagine you meet millions of carpenters using this toolbox who tell you “well hey what’s the problem with these tools? They’re all I’ve ever used and they work fine!” And the carpenters show you the houses they’ve built, where every room is a pentagon and the roof is upside-down. And you knock on the front door and it just collapses inwards and they all yell at you for breaking their door.
That’s what’s wrong with PHP.
#7803 Dodano: 13-04-2015 11:57. Głosów: 150
Unix does not model the world, for example in real world you rather shouldn't be waiting for a zombie.
#7810 Dodano: 15-04-2015 19:24. Głosów: 150
/*
(...)
** 2006-10-31: The default prefix used to be "sqlite_". But then
** Mcafee started using SQLite in their anti-virus product and it
** started putting files with the "sqlite" name in the c:/temp folder.
** This annoyed many windows users. Those users would then do a
** Google search for "sqlite", find the telephone numbers of the
** developers and call to wake them up at night and complain.
** For this reason, the default name prefix is changed to be "sqlite"
** spelled backwards. So the temp files are still identified, but
** anybody smart enough to figure out the code is also likely smart
** enough to know that calling the developer will not help get rid
** of the file.
*/
#ifndef SQLITE_TEMP_FILE_PREFIX
# define SQLITE_TEMP_FILE_PREFIX "etilqs_"
#endif
(...)
** 2006-10-31: The default prefix used to be "sqlite_". But then
** Mcafee started using SQLite in their anti-virus product and it
** started putting files with the "sqlite" name in the c:/temp folder.
** This annoyed many windows users. Those users would then do a
** Google search for "sqlite", find the telephone numbers of the
** developers and call to wake them up at night and complain.
** For this reason, the default name prefix is changed to be "sqlite"
** spelled backwards. So the temp files are still identified, but
** anybody smart enough to figure out the code is also likely smart
** enough to know that calling the developer will not help get rid
** of the file.
*/
#ifndef SQLITE_TEMP_FILE_PREFIX
# define SQLITE_TEMP_FILE_PREFIX "etilqs_"
#endif
#444 Dodano: 23-05-2009 00:02. Głosów: 150
nice został zaimplementowany specjalnie dla gentoo aby podczas update'u systemu można było oglądać filmy.
#5868 Dodano: 09-03-2012 08:53. Głosów: 150
wprost ze specyfikacji płyty głównej Eprox dotyczący komunikatów na wyświetlaczu płyty głownej (w bardzo luźnym tłumaczeniu):
kod FF - płyta głowna jest sprawna, bądź niesprawna
kod FF - płyta głowna jest sprawna, bądź niesprawna
#6665 Dodano: 16-02-2013 00:00. Głosów: 149
<manequin> można napisać małe haiku o zużyciu pamięciu przez przeglądarki dziś
<manequin> Chrome
<manequin> om nom nom
<manequin> Chrome
<manequin> om nom nom
#44 Dodano: 03-05-2009 06:28. Głosów: 149
Przychodzi ciąg Cauchy'ego do lekarza,
a lekarz mówi: proszę się tam z tyłu nie tłoczyć!
a lekarz mówi: proszę się tam z tyłu nie tłoczyć!
#4703 Dodano: 13-03-2011 22:23. Głosów: 149
Z stackoverflow.com
"Gmail is written in Java.
Wikipedia is written in PHP.
Many parts of google.com are written in Python.
Slashdot is written in Perl.
Twitter is written in Ruby.
Stackoverflow is written in C#.
The list goes on...
"
Komentarz:
"Windows Vista is written in blood"
"Gmail is written in Java.
Wikipedia is written in PHP.
Many parts of google.com are written in Python.
Slashdot is written in Perl.
Twitter is written in Ruby.
Stackoverflow is written in C#.
The list goes on...
"
Komentarz:
"Windows Vista is written in blood"
#4963 Dodano: 24-05-2011 19:49. Głosów: 149
Z man page'a Sox-a:
reverse Reverse the sound sample completely. Included for finding Satanic subliminals.
reverse Reverse the sound sample completely. Included for finding Satanic subliminals.
#7795 Dodano: 07-04-2015 01:09. Głosów: 149
<Xone> Hi, I would like to get some comments: github.com/Xone
<Xtwo> "Some changes" is a fantastic commit message
<Xtwo> builds real confidence in the maintainer
<Xone> haha, i have just made small changes
<Xtwo> its great because it lets you distinguish those commits from the commits that dont have some changes
<Xtwo> "Some changes" is a fantastic commit message
<Xtwo> builds real confidence in the maintainer
<Xone> haha, i have just made small changes
<Xtwo> its great because it lets you distinguish those commits from the commits that dont have some changes
#3729 Dodano: 17-07-2010 11:44. Głosów: 149
The SVN version IS experimental, it may drink your milk, steal your cats or do other unexpected things (it shouldn’t but it might, so just be warned).
#6087 Dodano: 22-06-2012 09:04. Głosów: 149
Znalezione w kodzie..... WTF????
private Map<OrgDst, Map<String, Map<Date, Map<WeightType, Map<String, Position>>>>> reportData = new LinkedHashMap<OrgDst, Map<String,Map<Date,Map<WeightType,Map<String,Position>>>>>();
private Map<OrgDst, Map<String, Map<Date, Map<WeightType, Map<String, Position>>>>> reportData = new LinkedHashMap<OrgDst, Map<String,Map<Date,Map<WeightType,Map<String,Position>>>>>();
#6998 Dodano: 03-09-2013 13:09. Głosów: 148
Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing. -- Dick Brandon
#7935 Dodano: 30-12-2015 11:08. Głosów: 148
cat /etc/sudoers.d/README
#
# If you use #includedir /etc/sudoers.d, the directory must contain at
# least one file. This file is that file
#
# If you use #includedir /etc/sudoers.d, the directory must contain at
# least one file. This file is that file
#5127 Dodano: 11-07-2011 21:55. Głosów: 147
<jnthn> I went to uni at the same place Bjarne Stroustrup did. When I went to the Formal Semantics of Programming Languges lecture, the lecturer started off by explaining they introduced the course after they let somebody graduate without it and go on to produce C++.