Założenie: Jeżeli to, co robię, ma sens...

<piotrz> czy mi się zdaje, czy w linuxie to jest tak że jak się jeden problem rozwiąże to powstaje drugi?
<ka_o_3991>nie zdaje Ci się, Sztuka polega na doprowadzeniu do problemu, który już nie przeszkadza...

Got this during compilation of QEmu 0.9.0, GCC v 3.4.6. Looks like ad-hoc, informally-specified bug-ridden slow implementation of half of Common Lisp to me :P

../softmmu_template.h: In function `__stq_mmu':
../softmmu_template.h:260: error: unable to find a register to spill in class `GENERAL_REGS'
../softmmu_template.h:260: error: this is the insn:
(insn:HI 337 317 338 13 ../softmmu_template.h:287 (parallel [
(set (reg:DI 0 ax [214])
(lshiftrt:DI (reg/v:DI 59 [ val ])
(subreg:QI (reg:SI 235) 0)))
(clobber (scratch:SI))
(clobber (reg:CC 17 flags))
]) 309 {lshrdi3_1} (nil)
(expr_list:REG_UNUSED (reg:CC 17 flags)
(expr_list:REG_UNUSED (scratch:SI)
(nil))))
../softmmu_template.h:260: confused by earlier errors, bailing out
make[1]: *** [op_helper.o] Error 1
make[1]: *** Waiting for unfinished jobs....

cfe: Warning 712: irix.c, line 311: illegal combination of pointer and integer .... ? ( (((long)*arg & 0x1) ?(*arg = (char *)((long)*arg + 7),(char *)((long)*arg-6-_VA_FP_SAVE_AREA)) :(((long)*arg & 0x2) ?(*arg = (char *)((long)*arg +10),(char *)((long)*arg-24-_VA_FP_SAVE_AREA)) :( ((*arg)=(char *)(((unsigned int)(((char *)*arg)+((__builtin_alignof( long))>4?(__builtin_alignof( long)):4)-1)) & -((__builtin_alignof( long))>4?(__builtin_alignof( long)):4)) + (((unsigned int)(((char *)sizeof( long))+((4)>4?(4):4)-1)) & -((4)>4?(4):4)) ), (((char *)*arg) - ((((unsigned int)(((char *)sizeof( long))+((4)>4?(4):4)-1)) & -((4)>4?(4):4)) - sizeof( long))) ) ))) : ( ((*arg)=(char *)(((unsigned int)(((char *)*arg)+((__builtin_alignof( long))>4?(__builtin_alignof( long)):4)-1)) & -((__builtin_alignof( long))>4?(__builtin_alignof( long)):4)) + (((unsigned int)(((char *)sizeof( long))+((4)>4?(4):4)-1)) & -((4)>4?(4):4)) ), (((char *)*arg) - ((((unsigned int)(((char *)sizeof( long))+((4)>4?(4):4)-1)) & -((4)>4?(4):4)) - sizeof( long))) ) )))[-1] );

<koder> Jak przejść do katalogu domowego?
<ktos> wpisz ls ~
koder wpisuje na klawiaturze: ls tylda
<koder> nie działa

arpspoof -i eth0 -t 127.0.0.1 192.168.1.1

try {
...
} catch(Exception error) {
showMessage("Jeżeli widzisz ten błąd to znaczy, że programista przewidział tą sytuację");
}

Prawdziwy informatyk nie przejada się. On łapie buffer overflow.

Gdzie mogę znaleźć pakiet (deb) z GUI do Lynxa??

/* It's not a bug, it's a feature */

Teacher: What is 2k + k?
Student: 3000!

$ apt-get --help | egrep 'Powers?'
This APT has Super Cow Powers.
$ apt-get moo
(__)
(oo)
/------\/
/ | ||
* /\---/\
~~ ~~
...."Have you mooed today?"...
$ aptitude --help | egrep 'Powers?'
This aptitude does not have Super Cow Powers.
$ aptitude moo
There are no Easter Eggs in this program.
$ aptitude -v moo
There really are no Easter Eggs in this program.
$ aptitude -vv moo
Didn't I already tell you that there are no Easter Eggs in this program?
$ aptitude -vvv moo
Stop it!
$ aptitude -vvvv moo
Okay, okay, if I give you an Easter Egg, will you go away?
$ aptitude -vvvvv moo
All right, you win.

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Co to jest? Oczywiście słoń zjadany przez węża.

PEBKAC - Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair

man tcpdump - this option is intended to get around serious brain damage in Suns NIS server — usually it hangs forever translating non-local internet numbers

Na 12 stronie sprawozdania dotyczącego analizy, obliczeń statystycznych pewnych pomiarów we wnioskach znaleziono: "Suwmiarka upier***** mi się i mierzyłem na oko".