//This code sucks, you know it and I know it.
//Move on and call me an idiot later.

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/*
* You may think you know what the following code does.
* But you dont. Trust me.
* Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless
* night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever
* enough to "optimize" the code below.
* Now close this file and go play with something else.
*/

Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
throw up; //ha ha

// I'm sorry.

return 1; # returns 1

//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows

// Magic. Do not touch.

// drunk, fix later

//
// Dear maintainer:
//
// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
//
// total_hours_wasted_here = 16
//

/**
* For the brave souls who get this far: You are the chosen ones,
* the valiant knights of programming who toil away, without rest,
* fixing our most awful code. To you, true saviors, kings of men,
* I say this: never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down,
* never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry,
* never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
*/

// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments

stop(); // Hammertime!

The RPM package management system:
rpm-3.0.5-46.aix5.2.ppc.rpm

I never finish anyth