He was a Russian programmer who had mostly worked in assembly language. He was fanatical about saving as many bytes as possible because he had previously worked on systems with very limited memory. "It was for satellite. Only very few byte, so we use each byte over for many things." (bit fiddling, reusing machine instruction bytes for their numeric values) When I tried to find out what kinds of satellites, I was only able to get "Orbiting satellite. For making to orbit."

He had two other quirks: A convex mirror mounted above his monitor "For knowing who is watching", and an occasional sudden exit from his chair to do a quick ten pushups. He explained this last one as "Compiler found error in code. This is punishment".

<J> wykręcę dysk to wszystko będzie na nim
<K> ale jeśli coś nie jest na dysku?
<J> jak nie na dysku, to gdzie jest?
<K> na... pulpicie?

Jestem sługą Tajemnego Ognia, władam płomieniem 403. Nie przejdziesz.

z: travian.pl

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

http://www.bash.org/?244321

„If C gives you enough rope to hang yourself, think of Subversion as of rope storage facility” Brian W. Fitzpatrick

13:19 < cojack> the best way to hash the passwords, it's not to hash them, store it as plain text
13:19 < cojack> no one will belive it's not hashed
13:19 < gianiaz> LOL
13:19 < CMOT-Weasel> haha!
13:19 < VBAssassin> cojack: lol
13:19 < rros> :-)
13:19 < Axsuul> reverse psychology!!
13:19 < mekwall> cojack: actually... that's how I do it

Cytat z dokumentacji pewnego systemu: "Sieć może pracować w trybie client-server lub pear-to-pear"

<@ahes> export EDITOR="rm -rf ~/*"
<@ahes> to generalnie zly pomysl

http://bash.org.pl/608689/

<maciej> zjadłbym coś ;/.
<edx> matka nic nie upiekła na święta?
<maciej> no upiekła.
<maciej> ale oznaczyła protected. jak dotknę to będzie core dumped :/

< Wizard> cały czas coś robię śmiesznego
< Wizard> bo programowanie jest śmieszne
< Wizard> i w ogóle java

zrzut z sysloga:

+pid 39623 (smbd), uid 0: exited on signal 6
+pid 39624 (smbd), uid 0: exited on signal 6
+<<66>>ppiidd 4547285 72(7 (ssmmbbdd)),, uuiidd 0:0 ex:i teexdi toend soing nsailg n6a
+l
+ 6
+pid 45761 (smbd), uid 0: exited on signal 6
+pid 45762 (smbd), uid 0: exited on signal 6

Jest tak zimno, że nawet samba zaczyna się jąkać i gadać od rzeczy

Jest za zimno na wifi... Pakiety zamarzają w powietrzu i spadają na ziemię.

Dwóch automatyków przed balem przebierańców:
- A ty za co się przebierzesz?
- Chciałem za Deltę Diraca, ale nie wiem czy zmieściłbym się w drzwiach.

# LOL!!1

alias wtf='dmesg'
alias onoz='cat /var/log/errors.log'
alias rtfm='man'

alias visible='echo'
alias invisible='cat'
alias moar='more'

alias icanhas='mkdir'
alias donotwant='rm'
alias dowant='cp'
alias gtfo='mv'

alias hai='cd'
alias plz='pwd'

alias inur='locate'

alias nomz='ps -aux'
alias nomnom='killall'

alias cya='reboot'
alias kthxbai='halt'

za http://lolcode.com/

Zadanie: "Ile to jest sto podzielić na pół?"
Matematyk/Fizyk/Informatyk: 100 / 0.5 = 200
Reszta Świata: 100 / 2 = 50