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#5236 Dodano: 16-08-2011 20:42. Głosów: 73
/* OS X, in its infinite idiocy, actually HARDCODES
* a limit of 1024 into their select. Where people have brains,
* OS X engineers apparently have a vacuum. Or maybe they were
* ordered to have a vacuum, or they do anything for money.
* This might help. Or not.
*/
#define _DARWIN_UNLIMITED_SELECT 1
https://github.com/joyent/libuv/blob/master/src/ev/ev.c
* a limit of 1024 into their select. Where people have brains,
* OS X engineers apparently have a vacuum. Or maybe they were
* ordered to have a vacuum, or they do anything for money.
* This might help. Or not.
*/
#define _DARWIN_UNLIMITED_SELECT 1
https://github.com/joyent/libuv/blob/master/src/ev/ev.c
#5235 Dodano: 16-08-2011 15:27. Głosów: 392
Dzis rano. Larry Page (CEO Google Corp.) zgubil telefon. Mówi wiec do asystenki: kup mi motorole. Mija kilka godzin, asystenka odzywa się do szefa: motorola kupiona!. Larry: który model???. Asystenka: model?!?
#5233 Dodano: 16-08-2011 01:52. Głosów: 223
<N00b>Can someone explain cell division?
<Nerd> o
<Nerd> 0
<Nerd> 8
<Nerd> oo
<Nerd> o
<Nerd> 0
<Nerd> 8
<Nerd> oo
#5229 Dodano: 12-08-2011 14:21. Głosów: 59
lipt0n>
z dokumentacji pureftpd
--without-humor: if you find what this option does without peeking at the
source code, you're a lucky guy!
z dokumentacji pureftpd
--without-humor: if you find what this option does without peeking at the
source code, you're a lucky guy!
#5222 Dodano: 10-08-2011 18:46. Głosów: 54
/* --NOTE--
*
* All this code is called by child process, so debug*() won't work.
* Don't waste time trying it.
*/
*
* All this code is called by child process, so debug*() won't work.
* Don't waste time trying it.
*/
#5218 Dodano: 09-08-2011 13:25. Głosów: 115
sagecommons$ cat configure
#!/bin/sh
echo "Done"
sagecommons$
#!/bin/sh
echo "Done"
sagecommons$
#5214 Dodano: 06-08-2011 03:12. Głosów: 115
Obfuscated Perl Contest
#5191 Dodano: 03-08-2011 23:33. Głosów: 457
The best thing about UDP jokes is that I don’t care if you get them or not.
#5187 Dodano: 03-08-2011 14:11. Głosów: 132
<melba> it becomes invalid utf8
<melba> it becomes wtf8
<melba> it becomes wtf8
#5160 Dodano: 28-07-2011 14:46. Głosów: 192
Can Other People Assist Me with my Visa Application?
Yes, you can get assistance from other people. Be aware, however, that under U.S. law (22 C.F.R. 41.103) you must electronically sign and submit your own application unless you qualify for an exemption. This means that you (the applicant) must click the "Sign Application" button, even if someone else helped you fill the application out. If someone else clicks the button instead of you, your application may not be accepted.
Yes, you can get assistance from other people. Be aware, however, that under U.S. law (22 C.F.R. 41.103) you must electronically sign and submit your own application unless you qualify for an exemption. This means that you (the applicant) must click the "Sign Application" button, even if someone else helped you fill the application out. If someone else clicks the button instead of you, your application may not be accepted.
#5154 Dodano: 25-07-2011 16:58. Głosów: 280
4.Zamknięcie zgłoszenia błędu następuje gdy:
4.1.Błąd zostanie poprawiony
4.2.Błąd nie dotyczy aktualnie wdrażanej funkcjonalności
4.3.Błąd zostanie uznany za nową funkcjonalność
4.1.Błąd zostanie poprawiony
4.2.Błąd nie dotyczy aktualnie wdrażanej funkcjonalności
4.3.Błąd zostanie uznany za nową funkcjonalność
#5153 Dodano: 23-07-2011 01:18. Głosów: 36
#man watch
You can watch for your administrator to install the latest kernel with
watch uname -r
(Just kidding.)
You can watch for your administrator to install the latest kernel with
watch uname -r
(Just kidding.)
#5138 Dodano: 18-07-2011 00:34. Głosów: -148
(ze stackoverflow.com)
I have a card game in C++, four players. A player (base class) can either be a computer or a human (derived classes). To store them, I have another class called playerContainer, which has its own functions and uses a private member vector of player pointers.
I have a card game in C++, four players. A player (base class) can either be a computer or a human (derived classes). To store them, I have another class called playerContainer, which has its own functions and uses a private member vector of player pointers.
#5133 Dodano: 14-07-2011 21:16. Głosów: 153
A mathematician has spent years trying to prove the Riemann hypothesis – without success. Finally, he decides to sell his soul to the devil in exchange for a proof. The devil promises to deliver a proof within four weeks.
Four weeks pass, but nothing happens. Half a year later, the devil shows up again – in a rather gloomy mood.
“I’m sorry”, he says. “I couldn’t prove the Riemann hypothesis either. But” – and his face lightens up – “I think I found a really interesting lemma…”
Four weeks pass, but nothing happens. Half a year later, the devil shows up again – in a rather gloomy mood.
“I’m sorry”, he says. “I couldn’t prove the Riemann hypothesis either. But” – and his face lightens up – “I think I found a really interesting lemma…”
#5127 Dodano: 11-07-2011 21:55. Głosów: 147
<jnthn> I went to uni at the same place Bjarne Stroustrup did. When I went to the Formal Semantics of Programming Languges lecture, the lecturer started off by explaining they introduced the course after they let somebody graduate without it and go on to produce C++.