Przychodzi hiperboloida jednopowłokowa do lekarza,
a lekarz mówi: co pani taka prostolinijna?

/***************************************************************************/
/* deep wizardry. do not touch. */
/* */
/* no seriously. XXXXXX I'm looking at you. If you screw with this again */
/* I will kill you with my swingline stapler. */
/* */
/* ... */

If you ever want the public to use your site, always design it to handle errors in a way that will allow them to continue using it if possible. If it's not possible and the site really is broken, make sure that you find out so that you can fix it. die() by itself won't do either.

If a supermarket freezer breaks down, a customer who wanted to buy a tub of ice cream doesn't expect to be kicked out of the building.

http://php.net/manual/en/function.die.php

`#define APPROACHING_INFINITY 1000 // Close enough. This isn't rocket surgery.`

Src: https://git.tasktools.org/projects/TM/repos/task/browse/src/Task.cpp

// kompletna lista zmian w PS3 Media Serverze, v. 1.70.0:

Breaking Changes

* Setters and getters for subtitles and audio tracks list in DlnaMediaInfo now return a java.util.List rather then a java.util.ArrayList

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.
— Laurence J. Peter

Kryptoanalityk - specjalista w dziedzinie badań grobowców

[16:02] <Ahmadi> Is there any trick to add "__declspec(dllexport)" to all of function of a namespace?
[16:03] <ville> Ahmadi: interns

// I put on my robe and wizard hat...

<Timbo_KZ> What is the most high-level language? Alternatively, what is the highest level a programming language can reach?
<FUZxxl> The highest level programming language has exactly one instruction, the !, pronounced “do what I mean.”
<rbemrose> Bug report:
"Program did what I meant, but not what I wanted."
Developer notes:
"Cannot reproduce. I wanted exactly what I meant."
Resolution:
"User error. Replace user and try again."

<lasica> rzad monitoruje sytuacje w sprawie atakow na ich serwery
<lasica> odpalili netstata u Boniego na laptopie

Źródło: http://bash.org.pl/4820208/

(python:10599): LIBDBUSMENU-GLIB-WARNING **: Trying to remove a child that doesn't believe we're its parent.

Cytat z dokumentacji pewnego systemu: "Sieć może pracować w trybie client-server lub pear-to-pear"

Do pakietu UDP dzwoni mama.
- Dotarłeś?
- A czy kogoś to obchodzi ?

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.
"You mean a martini?" the bartender asks.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"