Well since you mentioned your computer crashed, I'm going to assume you are using windows.

http://superuser.com/questions/121166/i-accidentally-discarded-a-recovered-openoffice-file-but-i-desperately-need-it

If Jesus used god mode, what mode used the people who killed him?

W komentarzach dokumentacji funkcji str_replace():

A faster way to replace the strings in multidimensional array is to json_encode() it, do the str_replace() and then json_decode() it.

This method is almost 3x faster (in 10000 runs.) than using recursive calling and looping method, and 10x simpler in coding.

http://php.net/manual/pl/function.str-replace.php#100871

foo(){
...
//This won't work
//It will it ain't optimized - Dave
//No it won't work in the proper way
...
//This won't work either
//Do you have anything else to say?
//Correct it or I will do it
//Ain't your code dude
...
//Mess around here
//Stop it. You don't like it, then just drop it or tell me what's wrong
//How come you're in this team? You can't notice such obvious mistakes?
(lot of comments)
//Guys. It's actually a function taking one arg - char array, and printing a stdout and it took me about 40 minutes to get it thanks to this comment spam, lol.

}

If warnings were errors in real life then you'd fall over every time you saw a "CAUTION: WET FLOOR" sign.

<maciej> zjadłbym coś ;/.
<edx> matka nic nie upiekła na święta?
<maciej> no upiekła.
<maciej> ale oznaczyła protected. jak dotknę to będzie core dumped :/

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$ tar -cf envgrep.tar
tar: Tchórzliwie odmawiam utworzenia pustego archiwum

<helf> drchaos: duct tape is like the force. it has a light side and a dark side and it binds the universe together

Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall, aleph-null bottles of beer. You take one down, and pass it around - aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall.

<Fixxer> Why IT people are so good in bed?
<Fixxer> They know what to do with hardware.

// Don't bother looking.
// You are not prepared.

linux kernel 2.6.28:
file: mm/oom_kill.c:

/*
* Rambo mode: Shoot down a process and hope it solves whatever
* issues we may have.
*/

<a> Może ten internal server error się zcachował?

Eclipse jest jak taka dziewczyna, z którą fajnie wyjść na piwo ale nic z tego nie będzie.