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#5570 Dodano: 04-12-2011 13:08. Głosów: 135 + |  -
Remember> Never *EVER* play CS on a plane.
Quote> The bomb has been planted. Terrorists win!
#4818 Dodano: 13-04-2011 19:45. Głosów: 135 + |  -
[19:25:57] <AKashino> Oh no. More stupid mess in my code.
[19:26:05] <AKashino> .// jfnjekgnjekgnrjk
[19:26:13] <AKashino> I wonder what the comment means again... :P
[19:26:25] <pyro_fennec> It means your cat has been coding.
#232 Dodano: 20-05-2009 07:17. Głosów: 135 + |  -
Przychodzi administrator rano do pracy, siada do komputera, aby
zobaczyc co sie dzialo w nocy i spiewa :
- Chce ogladac twoje logi, logi, logi, logi.
#4376 Dodano: 05-01-2011 00:49. Głosów: 134 + |  -
content of single file found in wordpress source:

<?php
// Silence is golden.
?>
#5187 Dodano: 03-08-2011 14:11. Głosów: 134 + |  -
<melba> it becomes invalid utf8
<melba> it becomes wtf8
#3908 Dodano: 23-09-2010 13:55. Głosów: 134 + |  -
#From RRDtool doc.
Many examples below talk about SNMP which is an acronym for Simple Network Management Protocol. "Simple" refers to the protocol.
#4712 Dodano: 15-03-2011 19:45. Głosów: 134 + |  -
Wykładowca: Referencja to taki... wykastrowany wskaźnik.
#7329 Dodano: 11-03-2014 11:37. Głosów: 134 + |  -
One of the old dating websites (in the 1990s), used to tell you how far potential dates lived from you - harmless enough, unless you live in Key West or a similar linear settlement, that gives a really big circle on which the person could live.

However, if you signed up for 3 (free, no verification required) accounts, and gave your different accounts different addresses around town, you could get three distances to the same potential date, giving a rather accurate estimate of their domicile location.... or, at least whatever they input when they signed up - if they were as paranoid as me, they also had three accounts and none of them had an accurate address.

źródło: http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=4814967&cid=46294705
#6823 Dodano: 09-05-2013 18:44. Głosów: 134 + |  -
I wrote a tool called SQLrillex. When you run it, it drops all databases.
-- Wim Remes
#7601 Dodano: 09-11-2014 00:11. Głosów: 134 + |  -
All filesystems are bad for SSDs. The best way to maximize the life of your SSD (or HDD) is to leave it in the antistatic bag. 
# https://bbs.archlinux.org/viewtopic.php?pid=1458030#p1458030
#586 Dodano: 26-05-2009 09:38. Głosów: 133 + |  -
// This comment is self explanatory.
#6990 Dodano: 17-08-2013 22:30. Głosów: 133 + |  -
Grzegorz: a jeszcze szybkie pytanie
Grzegorz: czym sie rozni DirtySave od Save ?
lukasz: wirujacy save
#7014 Dodano: 05-09-2013 14:10. Głosów: 133 + |  -
Children cannot pass the Turing test either. That's why fortieth trimester abortions should be legal, because they clearly aren't human.
#3953 Dodano: 03-10-2010 13:41. Głosów: 133 + |  -
<@mikexcr> emacs to dobry system operacyjny, tylko ma zjebany edytor
#5245 Dodano: 22-08-2011 14:48. Głosów: 133 + |  -
Brent> Out of curiosity... Are things usually tested in IE before they are moved into the master branch?

patrickk> usually yes (IE9) ... but it's not a blocker if it doesn't work.


@https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/django-grappelli/eEs9mnf9V2s
#141 Dodano: 18-05-2009 09:00. Głosów: 133 + |  -
Dyskusja na forum roku o egzaminie
<student1> Przede wszystkim trzeba zwrocic uwage na jednostke pozostala po stosunku energii wejsciowej z energia sprobkowanego sygnalu, jest ona nienormalna :)
<student2> chyba mało jest tutaj rzeczy normalnych :P
<student3> Dobrze więc że chociaż rozkład jest normalny
<student2> jeżeli masz na myśli oceny... to wolałbym rozkład studenta ;)
<student3> Rozkład normalny z µ=5 i σ=0 nie byłby zły ;)
<student4> Mysle, ze parametry µ=4 i σ=1 wiekszosc tez by przyjela z zachwytem... (w tym ja :D )
<student5> Proponuje, żebyście sie wyspali przed egz. bo widać już pierwsze oznaki przegrzania mózgów.
<student3> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overheating:
"Hyperthermia, a condition of a (human) body, called also sunstroke, the increase of the temperature which leads to the (temporal) loss of consciousness"
Czyli spoko, niedługo spontanicznie przejdziemy w stan śpiączki ;)
#2737 Dodano: 01-01-2010 14:06. Głosów: 133 + |  -
- Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
- Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun.
#596 Dodano: 26-05-2009 11:55. Głosów: 132 + |  -
//I'm sorry, but our princess is in another castle.
#7775 Dodano: 07-03-2015 23:29. Głosów: 132 + |  -
RTDD: acronym often resolved as "Reversed Test-Driven Development" or "Real-Time-Driven Development", a common variation of TDD process (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Test-driven_development), where developers are short on time and choose to write tests in the end, instead of starting with them. In this approach tests may be carefully tailored to avoid dangerous paths in the code, what in general speeds up application deployment. Not to be confused with very popular RTLDD ("Remember-to-Test-it-Later-Driven Development").
#4723 Dodano: 18-03-2011 18:22. Głosów: 132 + |  -
//Znalezione na jednym z forów dot. Linuxa:
Niestety nie mogę korzystać z putty ponieważ gdy chcę wpisać hasło to nic się nie wpisuje.
#375 Dodano: 21-05-2009 08:43. Głosów: 132 + |  -
zasada prądowa :
im wyżej kolan tym opór maleje a napięcie rośnie :P
#4247 Dodano: 03-12-2010 21:33. Głosów: 132 + |  -
< Wizard> cały czas coś robię śmiesznego
< Wizard> bo programowanie jest śmieszne
< Wizard> i w ogóle java
#189 Dodano: 19-05-2009 20:28. Głosów: 132 + |  -
Przychodzi liczba do lekarza, a lekarz mówi: Jest pani pierwsza!
#5322 Dodano: 19-09-2011 16:36. Głosów: 132 + |  -
Zgłoszenie błędu do bugzilli przez testera:
-Gdy klikam w zakładki wyniki się nie wyświetlają.
Odpowiedź developera:
-To co powinieneś przestać robić?
#7121 Dodano: 20-11-2013 15:35. Głosów: 132 + |  -
Dlaczego nie powinno się wychodzić przed szereg ?
Bo są pewne granice...
#5592 Dodano: 08-12-2011 14:23. Głosów: 132 + |  -
Najgorsze powitanie jakie może usłyszeć od współlokatora student informatyki?

Cześć! Dobrze, że jesteś. Komp mi strasznie mulił, więc zabrałem się w końcu za czyszczenie rejestru i (...)
#7396 Dodano: 18-04-2014 11:36. Głosów: 132 + |  -
alias please='sudo'

https://github.com/robbyrussell/oh-my-zsh/blob/master/lib/aliases.zsh#L11
#536 Dodano: 25-05-2009 19:08. Głosów: 131 + |  -
Repeat
...
Until (JesusChristsReturn) ' Not sure
#5681 Dodano: 03-01-2012 12:42. Głosów: 131 + |  -
<Wszaman> Aby nie obciążać dodatkowych zmiennych po prostu skopiuje to 5 razy
#5977 Dodano: 03-05-2012 00:52. Głosów: 131 + |  -
<d33tah> zomg
<d3ttah> jaki mily dzien
<d33tah> odkrylem ze wiekszosc moich hotpixeli to tylko brud
#241 Dodano: 20-05-2009 07:20. Głosów: 131 + |  -
checking for beer() in -lfridge... failed, critical error: no beer()
found in -lfridge
#598 Dodano: 26-05-2009 12:13. Głosów: 130 + |  -
/* Every time I re-visit this function, I feel like
* I need to take a shower.
*
* Don't get too used to this function, its days are
* numbered.
*/
#5518 Dodano: 21-11-2011 19:55. Głosów: 130 + |  -
<kerto> Miał ktoś z Was pod ubuntu kiedyś problem z procesem Xorg?
<kerto> Nie wiem co jest grane, zajmuje coraz więcej i więcej ramu
<kerto> a i jest to proces roota, nie da się go wyłączyć, a jak wysłałem sygnał zakończenia to mnie tak jakby wylogowało (coś pomiędzy wylogowaniem, a ponownym uruchomieniem komputera)

http://bash.org.pl/2807243/
#5884 Dodano: 20-03-2012 20:45. Głosów: 130 + |  -
W domu jest pies i kot, pies wyszedł oknem a kot drzwiami. co zostało?

część urojona
#6973 Dodano: 12-08-2013 21:51. Głosów: 129 + |  -
/* This is O(scary), but seems quick enough in practice. */
#6227 Dodano: 30-08-2012 01:10. Głosów: 129 + |  -
<Paszko> Oracle to nie fejsbuk, dużo lajków nie jest dobre.
#7258 Dodano: 16-01-2014 22:45. Głosów: 129
"A DBA walks into a NOSQL bar, but turns and leaves because he couldn't find a table" (webtonull)
#5493 Dodano: 13-11-2011 22:35. Głosów: 129 + |  -
return (znak =="0" || znak =="1" || znak =="2" || znak="3" || znak =="4" || znak =="5" || znak =="6" || znak =="7" || znak =="8" || znak =="9");
#4874 Dodano: 27-04-2011 22:26. Głosów: 128 + |  -
Successful fail is unsuccessful.
#3725 Dodano: 16-07-2010 11:05. Głosów: 128 + |  -
<Drabczak>ściągam chłozdenie z gpu, a tam zamiast pasty termoprzewodzącej kurz
#2517 Dodano: 26-11-2009 22:26. Głosów: 128 + |  -
-Jakiego zespołu słuchają użytkownicy Gentoo?
-Arch Enemy
#7437 Dodano: 28-05-2014 14:11. Głosów: 127 + |  -
"you just have to be one step ahead of the person asking the questions to be considered a GURU"
-- reddit, about being linux guru
#546 Dodano: 25-05-2009 18:31. Głosów: 127 + |  -
/* Standard streams. */
extern struct _IO_FILE *stdin; /* Standard input stream. */
extern struct _IO_FILE *stdout; /* Standard output stream. */
extern struct _IO_FILE *stderr; /* Standard error output stream. */
/* C89/C99 say they're macros. Make them happy. */
#define stdin stdin
#define stdout stdout
#define stderr stderr
#4642 Dodano: 27-02-2011 17:23. Głosów: 127 + |  -
"Czelabińscy programiści są tak twardzi, że nie chodzą do bibliotek. Piszą je sami.
#5485 Dodano: 12-11-2011 09:31. Głosów: 127 + |  -
Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO.
#5078 Dodano: 29-06-2011 08:54. Głosów: 127 + |  -
<jayd3e_> so I have a 12 hour drive tomorrow. So glad git doesn't require an i-net connection
<jayd3e_> think I should be able to get in a good 6-7 hours on webob
<mcdonc> dont drive and code
<jayd3e_> lmao
<mcdonc> you might mess up the code
<jayd3e_> there needs to be a dramatic commercial about coding and driving.
#2547 Dodano: 30-11-2009 21:42. Głosów: 127 + |  -
<fpga>The first two layers are the ones implemented for us in the PCI Express FPGA core (usually a combination of hard and soft core) and handling all the complexity. As a user, we work only in the transaction layer, where life is easy, the sky is blue and girls are beautiful.
#7675 Dodano: 14-12-2014 22:14. Głosów: 127 + |  -
Told by Gerald Weinberg in various incarnations:

A group of ten top software engineers is sent to a class for aspiring managers. The teacher walks in and asks this question:

"You work for a software company which develops avionics (software that controls the instruments of an airplane). One day you are taking a business trip. As you get on the plane you see a plaque that says this plane is using a beta of the software your team developed. Who would get off?"

Nine developers raised their hands. The teacher looked at the tenth and asked, "Why would you stay on?"

The tenth said, "if my team wrote the software, the plane would not get off the ground, much less crash."
#42 Dodano: 03-05-2009 06:28. Głosów: 126 + |  -
Przychodzi funkcja nieciągła do lekarza,
a lekarz mówi: co, nikt nie chce pani zróżniczkować?
#573 Dodano: 26-05-2009 09:34. Głosów: 126 + |  -
doRun.run(); // ... "a doo run run".
#7512 Dodano: 15-07-2014 11:14. Głosów: 126 + |  -
Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

~ Scott Adams
#2416 Dodano: 11-11-2009 13:01. Głosów: 126 + |  -
And on the sixth day, God gave us the <= operand, which makes the loop
"for (i = 1; i < num + 1; i++)" look like "for (i = 1; i <= num; i++)".
Programmers worldwide rejoiced and used the operand, e.g. in the thread
"[PATCH] remove ugliness in cel_filters.c", and He saw that it was good.
#5038 Dodano: 18-06-2011 04:22. Głosów: 126 + |  -
In our world, software has to be small, has to be debugged,
has to ship as part of a major initiative, has to avoid
compatibility problems, has to avoid end user calls.
-- Bill Gates

#7363 Dodano: 22-03-2014 01:10. Głosów: 126 + |  -
Why to use File.separator in java instead of /

You use File.separator because someday your program might run on a platform developed in a far-off land, a land of strange things and stranger people, where horses cry and cows operate all the elevators. In this land, people have traditionally used the ":" character as a file separator, and so dutifully the JVM obeys their wishes.

http://stackoverflow.com/questions/2417485/file-separator-vs-slash-in-paths
#6918 Dodano: 30-06-2013 11:24. Głosów: 125 + |  -
Ryan C. Gordon @icculus 5h
"Dear NSA: every time I google for "std::list," I was looking for the reference manual for the C++ class, not a list of STDs, honest!!"
#5407 Dodano: 16-10-2011 22:04. Głosów: 125 + |  -
Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!"
#7476 Dodano: 16-06-2014 21:13. Głosów: 125 + |  -
Fix 260 character file name length limitation
3,002 votes; Steve Leigh; August 15, 2011

The 260 character limit on file paths really gets in the way of having a deeply-nested project hierarchy. It's only there as backwards compatibility with the old school APIs, and has no place in any sort of modern development environment.

We should be able to work with file paths of whatever size we want.

########################################

DECLINED; Visual Studio UV Site Admin
Visual Studio UV Site Admin (Admin, Microsoft) responded · October 03, 2013
Hello everyone and thank you for the feedback and for voting on this issue. We understand that this can be a frustrating issue, however, fixing it requires a large and complicated architectural change across different products and features including Visual Studio, TFS, MSBuild and the .NET Framework. Dedicating resources to this work item would come at the expense of many other features and innovation. Additionally, if we removed this limitation from our first party tools it will still likely exist elsewhere in Visual Studio’s ecosystem of extensions and tools. For these reasons, we are declining this suggestion and returning return everyone’s votes so they can be applied to other items. In the interest of delivering the most value to our customers we sometimes have to make very difficult cuts, and this is one of them.

Thank you,

Will Buik,
Visual Studio – Project and Build Team
#7516 Dodano: 19-07-2014 10:46. Głosów: 125 + |  -
ze strony "Register as Facebook Developer":
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#6305 Dodano: 07-10-2012 16:47. Głosów: 125 + |  -
(python:10599): LIBDBUSMENU-GLIB-WARNING **: Trying to remove a child that doesn't believe we're its parent.
#4012 Dodano: 17-10-2010 19:57. Głosów: 125 + |  -
<M>ale ja jestem taka strasznie leniwa...
<P>walcz z tym!
<M>ale mi się nie chce...
#7691 Dodano: 16-12-2014 23:20. Głosów: 124 + |  -
// At this point, I'd like to take a moment to speak to you about the Adobe PSD format.
// PSD is not a good format. PSD is not even a bad format. Calling it such would be an
// insult to other bad formats, such as PCX or JPEG. No, PSD is an abysmal format. Having
// worked on this code for several weeks now, my hate for PSD has grown to a raging fire
// that burns with the fierce passion of a million suns.
// If there are two different ways of doing something, PSD will do both, in different
// places. It will then make up three more ways no sane human would think of, and do those
// too. PSD makes inconsistency an art form. Why, for instance, did it suddenly decide
// that *these* particular chunks should be aligned to four bytes, and that this alignement
// should *not* be included in the size? Other chunks in other places are either unaligned,
// or aligned with the alignment included in the size. Here, though, it is not included.
// Either one of these three behaviours would be fine. A sane format would pick one. PSD,
// of course, uses all three, and more.
// Trying to get data out of a PSD file is like trying to find something in the attic of
// your eccentric old uncle who died in a freak freshwater shark attack on his 58th
// birthday. That last detail may not be important for the purposes of the simile, but
// at this point I am spending a lot of time imagining amusing fates for the people
// responsible for this Rube Goldberg of a file format.
// Earlier, I tried to get a hold of the latest specs for the PSD file format. To do this,
// I had to apply to them for permission to apply to them to have them consider sending
// me this sacred tome. This would have involved faxing them a copy of some document or
// other, probably signed in blood. I can only imagine that they make this process so
// difficult because they are intensely ashamed of having created this abomination. I
// was naturally not gullible enough to go through with this procedure, but if I had done
// so, I would have printed out every single page of the spec, and set them all on fire.
// Were it within my power, I would gather every single copy of those specs, and launch
// them on a spaceship directly into the sun.
//
// PSD is not my favourite file format.

https://code.google.com/p/xee/source/browse/XeePhotoshopLoader.m#108
#4889 Dodano: 01-05-2011 22:20. Głosów: 124 + |  -
<Michał W.>Ja mialem w szkole sredniej (szacowne technikum elektroniczne) belfra od miernictwa starej daty ktory jak tylko uslyszal w ustach ucznia
slowo "błąd" w odniesieniu do miernika jak mantre powtarzal:
"Nie błąd tylko uchyb!!! Błąd to popełnisz jak sie ożenisz. A jak sie
nie ożenisz to jeszcze wiekszy, bo oznacza, że jesteś pedałem ;)"
I do dzis w robocie robimy sobie jaja z chłopakami pytajacjaki jest
"uchyb" (zwany tez przez nas czasem wspolczynnikiem walenia w chuja
przez miernik
#5767 Dodano: 27-01-2012 04:26. Głosów: 124 + |  -
<lasica> rzad monitoruje sytuacje w sprawie atakow na ich serwery
<lasica> odpalili netstata u Boniego na laptopie

Źródło: http://bash.org.pl/4820208/
#5791 Dodano: 04-02-2012 23:29. Głosów: 124 + |  -
Q: What did one regular expression say to the other?
A: .+
#6912 Dodano: 26-06-2013 18:17. Głosów: 123 + |  -
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.
"You mean a martini?" the bartender asks.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"
#7185 Dodano: 23-12-2013 20:39. Głosów: 123 + |  -
Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.
— Laurence J. Peter
#590 Dodano: 26-05-2009 09:40. Głosów: 123 + |  -
/***************************************************************************/
/* deep wizardry. do not touch. */
/* */
/* no seriously. XXXXXX I'm looking at you. If you screw with this again */
/* I will kill you with my swingline stapler. */
/* */
/* ... */
#4261 Dodano: 07-12-2010 21:04. Głosów: 123 + |  -
Cytat z dokumentacji pewnego systemu: "Sieć może pracować w trybie client-server lub pear-to-pear"
#5550 Dodano: 28-11-2011 12:10. Głosów: 123 + |  -
linux kernel 2.6.28:
file: mm/oom_kill.c:

/*
* Rambo mode: Shoot down a process and hope it solves whatever
* issues we may have.
*/
#5912 Dodano: 04-04-2012 08:47. Głosów: 122 + |  -
Real Users hate Real Programmers.
#43 Dodano: 03-05-2009 06:28. Głosów: 122 + |  -
Przychodzi hiperboloida jednopowłokowa do lekarza,
a lekarz mówi: co pani taka prostolinijna?
#589 Dodano: 26-05-2009 09:39. Głosów: 122 + |  -
// I put on my robe and wizard hat...
#2713 Dodano: 27-12-2009 14:26. Głosów: 122 + |  -
<TBH> !!!!!!111111oneoneoneone lim x->0 sin(x)/x
#6049 Dodano: 05-06-2012 21:03. Głosów: 122 + |  -

rajeshp: Hi guys,
rajeshp: I am trying to deploy a play-framework application in google appengine
rajeshp: I am getting a msg saying "Your application is ready!!" instead of my welcome page.
rajeshp: is there anything I am getting wrong?
cheeser: the obvious answer is yes.
#2529 Dodano: 28-11-2009 01:48. Głosów: 122 + |  -
1: Przesunął się panu krawat.
2: A o jaki wektor?
#741 Dodano: 05-06-2009 21:04. Głosów: 122 + |  -
foo(){
...
//This won't work
//It will it ain't optimized - Dave
//No it won't work in the proper way
...
//This won't work either
//Do you have anything else to say?
//Correct it or I will do it
//Ain't your code dude
...
//Mess around here
//Stop it. You don't like it, then just drop it or tell me what's wrong
//How come you're in this team? You can't notice such obvious mistakes?
(lot of comments)
//Guys. It's actually a function taking one arg - char array, and printing a stdout and it took me about 40 minutes to get it thanks to this comment spam, lol.

}
#7147 Dodano: 02-12-2013 20:08. Głosów: 122 + |  -
git gets easier once you get the basic idea that branches are homeomorphic endofunctors mapping submanifolds of a Hilbert space.
#5513 Dodano: 18-11-2011 18:40. Głosów: 121 + |  -
// Don't bother looking.
// You are not prepared.
#6836 Dodano: 18-05-2013 10:40. Głosów: 121 + |  -
<Filip> Zrozumienie kawalu informatycznego jest jak masturbacja, nie bedziesz sie tym chwalil.
#181 Dodano: 19-05-2009 20:26. Głosów: 121 + |  -
Przychodzi logarytm do lekarza, a lekarz mówi: Co panu tak wolno rośnie?
#6340 Dodano: 27-10-2012 18:55. Głosów: 121 + |  -
// kompletna lista zmian w PS3 Media Serverze, v. 1.70.0:

Breaking Changes

* Setters and getters for subtitles and audio tracks list in DlnaMediaInfo now return a java.util.List rather then a java.util.ArrayList
#2586 Dodano: 06-12-2009 12:14. Głosów: 120 + |  -
<Fixxer> Why IT people are so good in bed?
<Fixxer> They know what to do with hardware.
#4905 Dodano: 08-05-2011 15:35. Głosów: 120 + |  -
<pronto> i like my women how i like my filesystems ... FAT and 16
#5466 Dodano: 05-11-2011 23:13. Głosów: 120 + |  -
Happy Halloween! I'll be dressing up as an ArrayIndexOutOfBoundsException.

źródło:
http://processing.googlecode.com/svn/trunk/processing/build/shared/revisions.txt
#7023 Dodano: 12-09-2013 08:53. Głosów: 120 + |  -
At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on the computer.
#7049 Dodano: 10-10-2013 03:03. Głosów: 120 + |  -
Czytając Pańską książkę Symfonia C++ (a raczej jej skan) spostrzegłem Pana fascynację do satanizmu wyrażoną w wielu przykładach, w których podaje Pan wielokrotnie jako przykładową liczbę 666, a nawet jako string "a imię jego 44", w którym próbuje przekazać nam Pan poprzez słowa Mickiewicza, odniesienie początkowych słów "Z matki obcej" jako siły personifikującej moc natury w tym seksualność i inne popędy.

Symfonia C++Standard, Programowanie w języku C++ orientowane obiektowo, Tom II, Jerzy Grębosz, Wydanie trzecie B - rozszerzone i poprawione, Listy od czytelników strona L
#5514 Dodano: 20-11-2011 00:27. Głosów: 120 + |  -
Well since you mentioned your computer crashed, I'm going to assume you are using windows.

http://superuser.com/questions/121166/i-accidentally-discarded-a-recovered-openoffice-file-but-i-desperately-need-it
#4249 Dodano: 05-12-2010 15:02. Głosów: 120 + |  -
<maciej> zjadłbym coś ;/.
<edx> matka nic nie upiekła na święta?
<maciej> no upiekła.
<maciej> ale oznaczyła protected. jak dotknę to będzie core dumped :/
#6339 Dodano: 27-10-2012 11:34. Głosów: 120 + |  -
<a> Może ten internal server error się zcachował?
#7125 Dodano: 20-11-2013 15:36. Głosów: 120 + |  -
Eclipse jest jak taka dziewczyna, z którą fajnie wyjść na piwo ale nic z tego nie będzie.
#6399 Dodano: 20-11-2012 21:59. Głosów: 120 + |  -
<helf> drchaos: duct tape is like the force. it has a light side and a dark side and it binds the universe together
#2817 Dodano: 11-01-2010 03:39. Głosów: 119 + |  -
Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall, aleph-null bottles of beer. You take one down, and pass it around - aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall.
#7700 Dodano: 21-12-2014 14:35. Głosów: 119 + |  -
[16:02] <Ahmadi> Is there any trick to add "__declspec(dllexport)" to all of function of a namespace?
[16:03] <ville> Ahmadi: interns
#7715 Dodano: 02-01-2015 11:33. Głosów: 119 + |  -
// Work out the exe app path
// THANK YOU VERY MUCH WIN32
// WHATEVER WAS WRONG WITH ARGV[0] YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
Źródło: Uplink source
#4939 Dodano: 17-05-2011 18:38. Głosów: 119 + |  -
Erase your entire USB key.
dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sdz
Did you use the right drive letter? Did you? If not, you'll be crying, right about now....

http://www.knoppix.net/wiki/Bootable_USB_Key
#7792 Dodano: 26-03-2015 18:15. Głosów: 119 + |  -
If you ever want the public to use your site, always design it to handle errors in a way that will allow them to continue using it if possible. If it's not possible and the site really is broken, make sure that you find out so that you can fix it. die() by itself won't do either.

If a supermarket freezer breaks down, a customer who wanted to buy a tub of ice cream doesn't expect to be kicked out of the building.

http://php.net/manual/en/function.die.php
#7548 Dodano: 09-08-2014 10:45. Głosów: 119 + |  -
`#define APPROACHING_INFINITY 1000 // Close enough. This isn't rocket surgery.`

Src: https://git.tasktools.org/projects/TM/repos/task/browse/src/Task.cpp
#7814 Dodano: 09-05-2015 07:22. Głosów: 119 + |  -
<Timbo_KZ> What is the most high-level language? Alternatively, what is the highest level a programming language can reach?
<FUZxxl> The highest level programming language has exactly one instruction, the !, pronounced “do what I mean.”
<rbemrose> Bug report:
"Program did what I meant, but not what I wanted."
Developer notes:
"Cannot reproduce. I wanted exactly what I meant."
Resolution:
"User error. Replace user and try again."
#1948 Dodano: 19-08-2009 23:33. Głosów: 119 + |  -
If Jesus used god mode, what mode used the people who killed him?
#7333 Dodano: 11-03-2014 11:42. Głosów: 119 + |  -
Do pakietu UDP dzwoni mama.
- Dotarłeś?
- A czy kogoś to obchodzi ?