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#6876 Dodano: 08-06-2013 13:20. Głosów: 104 + |  -
*got back from hairdresser*
<Shade>I cut myself a bit short
<Shade>should've used unsigned
#6875 Dodano: 07-06-2013 14:14. Głosów: 27 + |  -
<Daniel Beardsmore> Turns out that the developer incorrectly implemented operator overloading. He overloaded + with a method that behaves as +=, and - with a method that behaves as -=.
<locallunatic> So you are you asking for method or alibi recommendations for murder?
(http://forums.thedailywtf.com/forums/p/28105/329571.aspx)
#6865 Dodano: 30-05-2013 02:44. Głosów: 212 + |  -
Regulamin ipla.tv punkty V.2:
W przypadku komputerów PC Usługa nie jest dostępna dla systemów operacyjnych uruchamianych [...] za pomocą maszyny wirtualnej (np. VMware Workstation, Java Virtual Machine, Microsoft Virtual PC itp.).
#6859 Dodano: 27-05-2013 23:41. Głosów: 83 + |  -
Random is not your partner’s name followed by the year they were born in. Unless their name is “r$kGmn9d4Fl9&*sEm.Xs2Fl0_3fGjdk” and they were born in year “hJfMn?32VwmndkD2lsk34Rojks83″

Source: http://www.xda-developers.com/android/compromised-sky-apps-and-the-security-aftermath/
#6846 Dodano: 22-05-2013 18:58. Głosów: 75 + |  -
Diablo-D3 | I have discovered the best part of erlang
Diablo-D3 | I can ask a question in #erlang, which has 280 people, a simple question
Diablo-D3 | it has now been 2 hours
Diablo-D3 | no answer.
sp3d | distributed systems improve throughput, not necessarily latency
#6841 Dodano: 21-05-2013 10:03. Głosów: 281 + |  -
Yo mommas so old, Debian added her to the stable repository.
#6836 Dodano: 18-05-2013 10:40. Głosów: 121 + |  -
<Filip> Zrozumienie kawalu informatycznego jest jak masturbacja, nie bedziesz sie tym chwalil.
#6825 Dodano: 10-05-2013 09:14. Głosów: 226 + |  -
<Esse> Żółw Adwaita zmarł w wieku 255 lat. Najwyraźniej twórca przewidzał tylko 8 bitów na wiek.
<Revv> I tak miał farta, że unsigned.

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#6823 Dodano: 09-05-2013 18:44. Głosów: 134 + |  -
I wrote a tool called SQLrillex. When you run it, it drops all databases.
-- Wim Remes
#6815 Dodano: 05-05-2013 15:03. Głosów: 104 + |  -
Why did the ship built by the programmers sink?
they used int instead of float.
#6811 Dodano: 04-05-2013 11:53. Głosów: 262 + |  -
I invited a guy I was dating over to watch a movie, even though I knew the file was corrupted and the movie wouldn't play properly. So you'd think we had sex? No, because the guy was a MOTHERFUCKING ENGINEER and he proceeded to download and install the latest version of VLC player, then a good version of the movie, until he got everything right. We watched the movie, then he went home. Fuck.

źródło: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dm774/what_is_the_worst_thing_you_have_done_to_have_sex/c9rvzd3
#6788 Dodano: 20-04-2013 23:43. Głosów: 111 + |  -
Everyone knows that debugging is twice as hard as writing a program in the first place. So if you're as clever as you can be when you write it, how will you ever debug it?

— The Elements of Programming Style, 2nd edition, chapter 2
#6772 Dodano: 12-04-2013 01:28. Głosów: 105 + |  -
Dyskusja o TPB na reddicie:
<stonesnake> It is called the pirate bay. That's the primary purpose.
<Fickelbra> Just how lemon party is about partying with lemons.
#6771 Dodano: 12-04-2013 00:20. Głosów: 144 + |  -
Twierdzenie Kordosa: Każde twierdzenie nazwane nazwiskiem zostało sformułowane przez kogoś innego. Co ciekawe, twierdzenie to stosuje się też do samego twierdzenia Kordosa.
#6767 Dodano: 08-04-2013 19:35. Głosów: 82 + |  -
vimtips@twitter:
:Sex will open a file explorer in a split window. I bet you'll remember that one.