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#7394 Dodano: 10-04-2014 16:55. Głosów: 184 + |  -
Korespondencja programisty z klientem:

<K> Czy poprawka weszła już na produkcję? Na razie ciągle mamy błędy.
<P> Weszła. Poproszę o szczegóły.
<K> Nadal są problemy.
#7390 Dodano: 10-04-2014 16:55. Głosów: 91 + |  -
Topic for #git: [...] | Be careful when rewriting history. It may push you to use the dark side of the --force
#7388 Dodano: 08-04-2014 17:40. Głosów: 46 + |  -
This is the simplest way to create a DACL.
Use ConvertStringSecurityDescriptorToSecurityDescriptor,
Function takes a string in a format called SDDL specifying the ACL.
Writing SCs will be achivabe by creating DACL's with SDDL.

Very simple code will illustrate this tool:

ZeroMemory(&security, sizeof(security));

security.nLength = sizeof(security);

As You see, SDDL string contains human readable form of ACLs
which are rather obvious and doesn't need to explain.
Fabulous and easy form to operate on ACL...
#7387 Dodano: 04-04-2014 14:10. Głosów: 323 + |  -
<balun> Jakby Marks zobaczył ten kod, to zapłakałby ze szczęścia.
<mofrig> Niby czemu?
<balun> Wszystko jedna klasa...
#7386 Dodano: 04-04-2014 14:10. Głosów: 95 + |  -
Komentarz funkcji w SBCLu:

;;; internal use only. If you think you need to use these, either you
;;; are an SBCL developer, are doing something that you should discuss
;;; with an SBCL developer first, or are doing something that you
;;; should probably discuss with a professional psychiatrist first
#7383 Dodano: 01-04-2014 13:05. Głosów: 94 + |  -
The so called "yada yada" operator of Perl 6 heritage is a shortcut to mark unimplemented code:

if ($condition) { ... }

is the same as

if ($condition) { die "not yet implemented" }
#7376 Dodano: 26-03-2014 11:00. Głosów: 97 + |  -
Ze strony programu XScreenSaver:

BSOD [nazwa wygaszacza] stands for "Blue Screen of Death". The finest in personal computer emulation, BSOD simulates popular screen savers from a number of less robust operating systems.
#7372 Dodano: 22-03-2014 01:10. Głosów: 234 + |  -
Ech, entropia już nie jest taka jak kiedyś...
#7370 Dodano: 22-03-2014 01:10. Głosów: 101 + |  -
What you must understand is that Git is a sharp knife and the handle is also a knife, and each side contains more knives, fractally.
~ Brandon Hays
#7363 Dodano: 22-03-2014 01:10. Głosów: 114 + |  -
Why to use File.separator in java instead of /

You use File.separator because someday your program might run on a platform developed in a far-off land, a land of strange things and stranger people, where horses cry and cows operate all the elevators. In this land, people have traditionally used the ":" character as a file separator, and so dutifully the JVM obeys their wishes.
#7362 Dodano: 16-03-2014 19:46. Głosów: -44 + |  -
Pentester poszedł do łóżka z dziewczyną. Przez dłuższą chwilę ogląda uważnie ją z wszystkich stron, myśli, notuje coś, znowu myśli, aż w końcu ona pyta się :
- Co robisz ?
- Przeprowadzam rekonesans.
#7354 Dodano: 16-03-2014 19:46. Głosów: 190 + |  -
Dwie informacje:
1. Da się otworzyć piwo modułem pamięci RAM.
2. Sprzedam uszkodzony moduł pamięci RAM 1GB DDR2 800MHz CL6.
#7349 Dodano: 13-03-2014 23:16. Głosów: 153 + |  -
I am hugely embarrassed to announce another release of Zile's stable C branch: the awful truth is that the entire 2.4 series until now (that is, for well over two years) has been eating all your memory: it claimed to have garbage collection, but didn't.

On the other hand, no-one else noticed either.
#7336 Dodano: 13-03-2014 23:16. Głosów: 90 + |  -
UDP is the honey badger of the internet protocol suite.
UDP is all about the transaction. UDP is standing on a cliff yelling, "Come at me, bro", whether you're there or not.
UDP is a man's protocol doing real shit like bootstrapping your ass and slapping an IP on you. Get up, motha fucka!
UDP will talk shit to one of you or all of you. UDP ain't scared. UDP brought the fear.
UDP understands that you may be slow sometimes. So UDP will wait for your sorry ass. UDP grew up without a father, too.
UDP sends a message and couldn't give a fuck if you got it or not.
UDP got a message from you saying that you got his messages and guess what? UDP didn't even open it! Not one fuck given.
Don't try to shake UDP's hand! You crazy?
And, when UDP dies because you weren't available, UDP doesn't shed a tear. UDP is hardcore. He's going out even if he knows you ain't there. UDP is a goddam one-man slaughter house.
Because UDP doesn't give a fuck.

#7335 Dodano: 12-03-2014 23:41. Głosów: -6 + |  -
(dyskusja pod artykułem o błędzie w oprogramowaniu Apple)
<Ben L.> It's not so much a problem of with braces or goto, but more that they copied and pasted code too many times.
<gu3st> Samsung is gonna copy this bug in about 2 weeks.