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#7465 Dodano: 10-06-2014 11:04. Głosów: 207 + |  -
The book Javascript Ninja has a Samurai on the cover. That happens because JS is not strongly typed.
#7462 Dodano: 08-06-2014 11:07. Głosów: 100 + |  -

The docs and some tests contain references to a master/slave db configuration.
While this terminology has been used for a long time, those terms may carry racially charged meanings to users.
This patch replaces all occurrences of master and slave with 'leader' and 'follower'
#7457 Dodano: 28-05-2014 14:36. Głosów: 161 + |  -
Any attempt to continue execution after a noncontinuable exception causes the EXCEPTION_NONCONTINUABLE_EXCEPTION exception.
#7439 Dodano: 08-06-2014 11:07. Głosów: 109 + |  -
Never trust atoms. They make up everything.
#7438 Dodano: 28-05-2014 14:11. Głosów: 153 + |  -
pokazując coś na fb
Emil: ... o, a to fajna laska jest.
Franosz: to weź polub jej posta to ona cię polubi.
E: ale ja już mam swoją.
F: to będziesz miał backup.
E: taaa, co najwyżej konflikty.
#7437 Dodano: 28-05-2014 14:11. Głosów: 124 + |  -
"you just have to be one step ahead of the person asking the questions to be considered a GURU"
-- reddit, about being linux guru
#7429 Dodano: 27-05-2014 17:20. Głosów: 134 + |  -
Technically, LASER is an acronym, standing for Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation, although in truth, nothing is really being amplified. Instead, the electrons oscillate between either the excited-and-ground state or two different excited states, but for some unknown reason, no one wanted the acronym Light Oscillation by Stimulated Emission of Radiation. (I wonder why!)
#7415 Dodano: 27-05-2014 17:20. Głosów: 93 + |  -
SHA1 uses 160-bit keys, which makes collisions virtually impossible. Even with a gigantic number of objects, the odds of a collision in this space are far below the odds of a meteor crashing the computer that runs your program
#7414 Dodano: 07-05-2014 01:09. Głosów: 75 + |  -
I'm sorry, but I don't see how listing out 95 cases in a row that go to the same thing is a solution to anything. If I encountered that in any code I would track them down, kidnap them, deliver them personally to GLaDOS, and hope she gives them the deadliest sequence of tests she can find.
#7411 Dodano: 30-04-2014 13:33. Głosów: 202 + |  -
<student> Java jest szybsza od C++. W C++ nie ma JIT
<inny student> i java zjada mniej pamięci niż C++. Bo w C++ nie ma garbage collector
#7403 Dodano: 30-04-2014 13:33. Głosów: 27 + |  -
<matematyk> kocham Cię
<dziewczyna> udowodnij!
<matematyk> niech V będzie dowolną przestrzenią liniową n-tego stopnia (...)
#7402 Dodano: 19-04-2014 23:00. Głosów: 235 + |  -
- The best part of UDP jokes is that I don't care if you get them.
- I it. don't get
#7399 Dodano: 19-04-2014 23:00. Głosów: 71 + |  -
Dude, are you for real? Are you actually actively trying to be a d*ck or
you're this way by default.
#7396 Dodano: 18-04-2014 11:36. Głosów: 128 + |  -
alias please='sudo'
#7395 Dodano: 18-04-2014 11:36. Głosów: 2 + |  -
Sigmunt Freud walks into the bar. Bartender asks what he'd like to drink: Ich trinke nicht, Ich suche fur die alkoholische Traumen. Jung walks next into the bar, the bartender asks what he wants to drink, but Jung answers: I'm not drinking, I'm looking here for drinkers collective unconsciousness. Few minutes later Lacan enters the bar, looks down on Freud and Jung and asks: boys, are you still looking for your padrè?