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#7810 Dodano: 15-04-2015 19:24. Głosów: 150
/*
(...)
** 2006-10-31: The default prefix used to be "sqlite_". But then
** Mcafee started using SQLite in their anti-virus product and it
** started putting files with the "sqlite" name in the c:/temp folder.
** This annoyed many windows users. Those users would then do a
** Google search for "sqlite", find the telephone numbers of the
** developers and call to wake them up at night and complain.
** For this reason, the default name prefix is changed to be "sqlite"
** spelled backwards. So the temp files are still identified, but
** anybody smart enough to figure out the code is also likely smart
** enough to know that calling the developer will not help get rid
** of the file.
*/
#ifndef SQLITE_TEMP_FILE_PREFIX
# define SQLITE_TEMP_FILE_PREFIX "etilqs_"
#endif
(...)
** 2006-10-31: The default prefix used to be "sqlite_". But then
** Mcafee started using SQLite in their anti-virus product and it
** started putting files with the "sqlite" name in the c:/temp folder.
** This annoyed many windows users. Those users would then do a
** Google search for "sqlite", find the telephone numbers of the
** developers and call to wake them up at night and complain.
** For this reason, the default name prefix is changed to be "sqlite"
** spelled backwards. So the temp files are still identified, but
** anybody smart enough to figure out the code is also likely smart
** enough to know that calling the developer will not help get rid
** of the file.
*/
#ifndef SQLITE_TEMP_FILE_PREFIX
# define SQLITE_TEMP_FILE_PREFIX "etilqs_"
#endif
#444 Dodano: 23-05-2009 00:02. Głosów: 150
nice został zaimplementowany specjalnie dla gentoo aby podczas update'u systemu można było oglądać filmy.
#5868 Dodano: 09-03-2012 08:53. Głosów: 150
wprost ze specyfikacji płyty głównej Eprox dotyczący komunikatów na wyświetlaczu płyty głownej (w bardzo luźnym tłumaczeniu):
kod FF - płyta głowna jest sprawna, bądź niesprawna
kod FF - płyta głowna jest sprawna, bądź niesprawna
#7438 Dodano: 28-05-2014 14:11. Głosów: 151
pokazując coś na fb
Emil: ... o, a to fajna laska jest.
Franosz: to weź polub jej posta to ona cię polubi.
E: ale ja już mam swoją.
F: to będziesz miał backup.
E: taaa, co najwyżej konflikty.
Emil: ... o, a to fajna laska jest.
Franosz: to weź polub jej posta to ona cię polubi.
E: ale ja już mam swoją.
F: to będziesz miał backup.
E: taaa, co najwyżej konflikty.
#2403 Dodano: 10-11-2009 00:41. Głosów: 151
<bgng> Bézier curves are like "connect the dots" on steroids
#651 Dodano: 29-05-2009 10:33. Głosów: 151
$ apt-get --help | egrep 'Powers?'
This APT has Super Cow Powers.
$ apt-get moo
(__)
(oo)
/------\/
/ | ||
* /\---/\
~~ ~~
...."Have you mooed today?"...
$ aptitude --help | egrep 'Powers?'
This aptitude does not have Super Cow Powers.
$ aptitude moo
There are no Easter Eggs in this program.
$ aptitude -v moo
There really are no Easter Eggs in this program.
$ aptitude -vv moo
Didn't I already tell you that there are no Easter Eggs in this program?
$ aptitude -vvv moo
Stop it!
$ aptitude -vvvv moo
Okay, okay, if I give you an Easter Egg, will you go away?
$ aptitude -vvvvv moo
All right, you win.
/----\
-------/ \
/ \
/ |
-----------------/ --------\
----------------------------------------------
Co to jest? Oczywiście słoń zjadany przez węża.
This APT has Super Cow Powers.
$ apt-get moo
(__)
(oo)
/------\/
/ | ||
* /\---/\
~~ ~~
...."Have you mooed today?"...
$ aptitude --help | egrep 'Powers?'
This aptitude does not have Super Cow Powers.
$ aptitude moo
There are no Easter Eggs in this program.
$ aptitude -v moo
There really are no Easter Eggs in this program.
$ aptitude -vv moo
Didn't I already tell you that there are no Easter Eggs in this program?
$ aptitude -vvv moo
Stop it!
$ aptitude -vvvv moo
Okay, okay, if I give you an Easter Egg, will you go away?
$ aptitude -vvvvv moo
All right, you win.
/----\
-------/ \
/ \
/ |
-----------------/ --------\
----------------------------------------------
Co to jest? Oczywiście słoń zjadany przez węża.
#7103 Dodano: 08-11-2013 00:05. Głosów: 151
Czy jeśli podniosę urojonego przyjaciela do kwadratu, to czy dostanę rzeczywistego wroga?
#6602 Dodano: 18-01-2013 00:12. Głosów: 151
a: a jaki masz komunikat błędu?
b: Exception in thread "main" javax.xml.ws.WebServiceException: Unsupported endpoint address: REPLACE_WITH_ACTUAL_URL
a: ...
b: Exception in thread "main" javax.xml.ws.WebServiceException: Unsupported endpoint address: REPLACE_WITH_ACTUAL_URL
a: ...
#7484 Dodano: 01-07-2014 19:21. Głosów: 152
Javascript reserved keywords poem:
Let this long package float,
Goto private class if short.
While protected with debugger case,
Continue volatile interface.
Instanceof super synchronized throw,
Extends final export throws.
Try import double enum?
- False, boolean, abstract function,
Implements typeof transient break!
Void static, default do,
Switch int native new.
Else, delete null public var
In return for const, true, char
…Finally catch byte.
via http://stackoverflow.com/a/12114140
Let this long package float,
Goto private class if short.
While protected with debugger case,
Continue volatile interface.
Instanceof super synchronized throw,
Extends final export throws.
Try import double enum?
- False, boolean, abstract function,
Implements typeof transient break!
Void static, default do,
Switch int native new.
Else, delete null public var
In return for const, true, char
…Finally catch byte.
via http://stackoverflow.com/a/12114140
#850 Dodano: 09-06-2009 23:47. Głosów: 152
"Jedyne, na co zawsze można liczyć, to konsekwentna głupota maszynowej inteligencji."
Jacek Dukaj, "Perfekcyjna niedoskonałość"
Jacek Dukaj, "Perfekcyjna niedoskonałość"
#4990 Dodano: 07-06-2011 17:05. Głosów: 152
Z bash.org
<Lt_Tinkle> lolololololol
<Lt_Tinkle> i have my mincraft log viewable as a webpage
<Lt_Tinkle> and someone did html injection
<Lt_Tinkle> by talking inside minecraft
<Lt_Tinkle> and made it redirect to meatspin
<Lt_Tinkle> when i find out who it was
<Lt_Tinkle> i shall make them an op
<Lt_Tinkle> lolololololol
<Lt_Tinkle> i have my mincraft log viewable as a webpage
<Lt_Tinkle> and someone did html injection
<Lt_Tinkle> by talking inside minecraft
<Lt_Tinkle> and made it redirect to meatspin
<Lt_Tinkle> when i find out who it was
<Lt_Tinkle> i shall make them an op
#2963 Dodano: 01-02-2010 23:40. Głosów: 152
<Welnianek> nad rzeczka opodal krzaczka, mieszkala .tgz paczka
#501 Dodano: 24-05-2009 19:32. Głosów: 152
Przytul chemika, poczujesz reakcje.
#5133 Dodano: 14-07-2011 21:16. Głosów: 153
A mathematician has spent years trying to prove the Riemann hypothesis – without success. Finally, he decides to sell his soul to the devil in exchange for a proof. The devil promises to deliver a proof within four weeks.
Four weeks pass, but nothing happens. Half a year later, the devil shows up again – in a rather gloomy mood.
“I’m sorry”, he says. “I couldn’t prove the Riemann hypothesis either. But” – and his face lightens up – “I think I found a really interesting lemma…”
Four weeks pass, but nothing happens. Half a year later, the devil shows up again – in a rather gloomy mood.
“I’m sorry”, he says. “I couldn’t prove the Riemann hypothesis either. But” – and his face lightens up – “I think I found a really interesting lemma…”
#289 Dodano: 20-05-2009 07:58. Głosów: 153
1.Komputery istnieją by czynić życie prostszym
2.Ziemia jest płaska
2.Ziemia jest płaska