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#407 Dodano: 22-05-2009 01:37. Głosów: 26 + |  -
Jak informatyk rzuca klątwe?
while (true) fuck_you
#4288 Dodano: 11-12-2010 22:16. Głosów: 26 + |  -
„If C gives you enough rope to hang yourself, think of Subversion as of rope storage facility” Brian W. Fitzpatrick
#7477 Dodano: 19-06-2014 14:53. Głosów: 27 + |  -
You know a server sucks when it's estimated downtime has downtime
#4751 Dodano: 23-03-2011 12:25. Głosów: 27 + |  -
z http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/cvsweb/src/sbin/shutdown/shutdown.c?annotate=1.36 (linia 93):
void __dead die_you_gravy_sucking_pig_dog(void);
#6875 Dodano: 07-06-2013 14:14. Głosów: 27 + |  -
<Daniel Beardsmore> Turns out that the developer incorrectly implemented operator overloading. He overloaded + with a method that behaves as +=, and - with a method that behaves as -=.
<locallunatic> So you are you asking for method or alibi recommendations for murder?
(http://forums.thedailywtf.com/forums/p/28105/329571.aspx)
#7787 Dodano: 26-03-2015 18:14. Głosów: 29 + |  -
You can recover from Microsoft and its suppliers only direct damages up to U.S. $5.00.
za https://visualstudiogallery.msdn.microsoft.com/site/e682d542-7ef3-402c-b857-bbfba714f78d/eula?licenseType=None
#3384 Dodano: 24-04-2010 17:13. Głosów: 30 + |  -
<Shade> I'll SIGKILL you!!
#678 Dodano: 30-05-2009 22:15. Głosów: 30 + |  -
`long long long' is too long for GCC
#5068 Dodano: 25-06-2011 01:40. Głosów: 30 + |  -
M: mam klasę Simulation(), która ma metody movepoint() i run()
M: i jak robię coś takiego, chcąc żeby obie działały:
M: Simulation().movepoint().run()
M: nie daje to efektu takiego, jaki chciałbym uzyskać.
#7059 Dodano: 15-10-2013 09:20. Głosów: 31 + |  -
#pragma GCC poison
Sometimes, there is an identifier that you want to remove completely from your program, and make sure that it never creeps back in. To enforce this, you can poison the identifier with this pragma.
#5310 Dodano: 13-09-2011 19:07. Głosów: 31 + |  -
# I forget exactly why this is necessary:
try:
locale.setlocale(locale.LC_ALL, '')
except locale.Error:
pass # oh well

// https://bitbucket.org/pypy/pyrepl/src/183fb78bf113/pythoni#cl-23
#770 Dodano: 07-06-2009 18:13. Głosów: 32 + |  -
Jesteś tak nudny, że nawet InfoBOT ci nie odpisuje.
#7065 Dodano: 26-10-2013 23:45. Głosów: 32 + |  -
For legacy reasons, an implementation using the 1900 date base system shall treat 1900 as though it was a leap year. [Note: That is, serial value 59 corresponds to February 28, and serial value 61 corresponds to March 1, the next day, allowing the (nonexistent) date February 29 to have the serial value 60. end note] A consequence of this is that for dates between January 1 and February 28, WEEKDAY shall return a value for the day immediately prior to the correct day, so that the (nonexistent) date February 29 has a day-of-the-week that immediately follows that of February 28, and immediately precedes that of March 1.
#6639 Dodano: 07-02-2013 15:38. Głosów: 32 + |  -
I'm rewriting init in an interrupted language (python). I'd like to pass the path to the python interrupter as a boot option, but since init will be a python script, I need to know where the path to the interrupter is before I can exec() my init process.

Help request at stackoverflow.
#604 Dodano: 26-05-2009 20:46. Głosów: 33 + |  -
Szybki, bezpieczny, łatwy w implementacji. Wybierz 2.
#4989 Dodano: 06-06-2011 16:08. Głosów: 33 + |  -
(z dokumentacji ActionScript)
Stage - Klasa stołu montażowego reprezentuje główny obszar rysowania.
#132 Dodano: 15-05-2009 19:51. Głosów: 33 + |  -
- Co mówi informatyk do żony na zakończenie kłótni?
- a href="do kuchni"
#7940 Dodano: 16-11-2016 11:56. Głosów: 34 + |  -
$ fortune -m 'Them bats'

(computers)
%
Top Ten Things Overheard At The ANSI C Draft Committee Meetings:

(10) Sorry, but that's too useful.
(9) Dammit, little-endian systems *are* more consistent!
(8) I'm on the committee and I *still* don't know what the hell
#pragma is for.
(7) Well, it's an excellent idea, but it would make the compilers too
hard to write.
(6) Them bats is smart; they use radar.
(5) All right, who's the wiseguy who stuck this trigraph stuff in
here?
(4) How many times do we have to tell you, "No prior art!"
(3) Ha, ha, I can't believe they're actually going to adopt this
sucker.
(2) Thank you for your generous donation, Mr. Wirth.
(1) Gee, I wish we hadn't backed down on 'noalias'.
%
#297 Dodano: 20-05-2009 08:25. Głosów: 34 + |  -
Tomx: Ide grać w Gothicka
Hax0r: Trzymam za ciebie logi
#6705 Dodano: 01-03-2013 20:04. Głosów: 34 + |  -
kernel 3.8.1:
arch/x86/kernel/apm_32.c:363:2: warning: #warning deprecated CONFIG_APM_CPU_IDLE will be deleted in 2012
#3974 Dodano: 07-10-2010 12:54. Głosów: 34 + |  -
Saying that java stack trace is good, because you see the order of methods called is like saying poking in own poo is good, because you see the order of meals eaten.
#148 Dodano: 19-05-2009 06:23. Głosów: 34 + |  -
Co mówi informatyk do żony na zakończenie kłótni?
- goto kuchnia(int zmywanie = 1)
#7899 Dodano: 30-11-2015 15:49. Głosów: 34 + |  -
P.S. Please, do not violate copyright laws — corporations have executives to take care of and buy more yachts and private jets. They really are making our world a better place by giving some Cambodian kid a career in packing stuff — for 12 hours a day, one dollar per hour. I mean, he would die of starvation otherwise, right?

// bitsnoop.com/info/about.html
#7956 Dodano: 06-07-2017 11:01. Głosów: 35 + |  -
<Damerell>
I am hoping the Internet of Incompatible Things mitigates the bad effects of the Internet of Insecure Things.

Sadly, I ain't even joking.


https://mjg59.dreamwidth.org/40397.html?thread=1592269#cmt1592269
#816 Dodano: 08-06-2009 19:37. Głosów: 35 + |  -
Przychodzi wielomian do lekarza, a lekarz:
-Uwaga, stopień!
#296 Dodano: 20-05-2009 08:22. Głosów: 36 + |  -
- Puk puk
- Kto tam?
(długa cisza)
- Java
- O, wejdź, rozgość się
- Dzięki
- Czego się napijesz?
(długa cisza...)
- Wody...
- Co Ci jest? Tak długo nie odpowiadałeś...
- Zamurowało mnie, gdy zobaczyłem coś dziwnego grzebiącego w śmietniku...
#5673 Dodano: 30-12-2011 20:03. Głosów: 36 + |  -
324 # Note: These highly sensitive factors have been precisely measured by
325 # the National Institute of Science and Technology. Take extreme care
326 # in altering them, or you may damage your Internet!
327 # (Seriously: <http://physics.nist.gov/cuu/Constants/index.html>)
328 factor = 2.7182818284590451 # (math.e)
329 # Phi = 1.6180339887498948 # (Phi is acceptable for use as a
330 # factor if e is too large for your application.)
331 jitter = 0.11962656472 # molar Planck constant times c, joule meter/mole

(http://twistedmatrix.com/trac/browser/tags/releases/twisted-11.1.0/twisted/internet/protocol.py#L324)
#5972 Dodano: 30-04-2012 21:30. Głosów: 36 + |  -
Q:I get a core dump when trying to dump streams, what's wrong?

A:Don't panic. Make sure you know where your towel is.

http://www.mplayerhq.hu/DOCS/HTML/en/faq.html#idp11014048
#597 Dodano: 26-05-2009 12:12. Głosów: 36 + |  -
// TODO: Need some codemonkey to doc comment this class.
#856 Dodano: 10-06-2009 02:02. Głosów: 36 + |  -
Writing application without tests makes you a bad person, incapable of love.
Rails Way
#723 Dodano: 04-06-2009 10:50. Głosów: 36 + |  -
<BioZ> mam nowego przyjaciela;d
<BioZ> w pliku startowym Octave ustawiłem disp('Witaj:)');
#6924 Dodano: 02-07-2013 21:18. Głosów: 39 + |  -
Reg Braithwaite ‏@raganwald 3h
"Immuteability: The property of functional programmers that prevents them from shutting up about pure functional programming."
#5153 Dodano: 23-07-2011 01:18. Głosów: 39 + |  -
#man watch
You can watch for your administrator to install the latest kernel with

watch uname -r

(Just kidding.)
#4433 Dodano: 15-01-2011 23:47. Głosów: 39 + |  -
Z dokumentacji DataMappera:
Fair warning: Using Boolean, Discriminator, and the time related types as keys may cause your DBA to hunt you down and “educate” you. DM will not be held responsible for any injuries or death that may result.
#344 Dodano: 21-05-2009 01:01. Głosów: 39 + |  -
void seks ()
{
  long penis;
  while ( penis )
  {
    cin >> penis;
    cout << penis;
  }
}
#4506 Dodano: 30-01-2011 21:17. Głosów: 39 + |  -
Switched off unit test X because the build had to go out now and there was no time to fix it properly.

http://whatthecommit.com/d86e918eac23de5c7359edae7e3f11f8
#4803 Dodano: 10-04-2011 19:11. Głosów: 39 + |  -
The main attraction in the 0.8.3.1 big top is a fix for the "Do sits there eating 100% cpu" bug. In the lesser rings are multiple fixes for crasher bugs, numerous Network-Manager related fixes, and some minor polish. Rumours of flying pink elephants remain unconfirmed.
#4845 Dodano: 20-04-2011 09:51. Głosów: 39 + |  -
From git-core package description in some Linux distro:

"git" can mean anything, depending on your mood.

- random three-letter combination that is pronounceable, and not
actually used by any common UNIX command. The fact that it is a
mispronunciation of "get" may or may not be relevant.
- stupid. contemptible and despicable. simple. Take your pick from the
dictionary of slang.
- "global information tracker": you're in a good mood, and it actually
works for you. Angels sing, and a light suddenly fills the room.
- "goddamn idiotic truckload of sh*t": when it breaks

This is a stupid (but extremely fast) directory content manager. It
doesn't do a whole lot, but what it 'does' do is track directory
contents efficiently.
#4877 Dodano: 28-04-2011 11:06. Głosów: 40 + |  -
java.util.Arrays on code repetition:

478 /*
479 * The code for each of the seven primitive types is largely identical.
480 * C’est la vie.
481 */
#6098 Dodano: 24-06-2012 19:59. Głosów: 40 + |  -
In the midst of the word he was trying to say,
In the midst of his laughter and glee,
He had softly and suddenly vanished away---
For the Snark was a Boojum, you see.

(Lewis Carroll, "The Hunting of the Snark")


The sound device was unplugged.
Press F6 to select another sound card.



/źródło: alsamixer/
#5841 Dodano: 23-02-2012 03:37. Głosów: 41 + |  -
<loth> Zend developers say, that coding from scratch is awful.
<loth> Symfony developers say, that Zend is awful.
<loth> Yii developers say, that Symfony is awful.
<turin> Rails developers say, that PHP is awful.
<loth> ...
#7927 Dodano: 03-03-2016 11:17. Głosów: 41 + |  -
ahes: The best software standards.
ahes: # ssh-keygen --help
ahes: Generating public/private rsa key pair.
#213 Dodano: 20-05-2009 06:50. Głosów: 42 + |  -
Jedzie asmem kozak wielki
kodzi sobie SIC! kernelki,
koło niego server buczy
klawiatura ciagle huczy,
je kielbase tłustą, tanią
wyszukuje młodą panią,
ciągnie z gwinta wino białe
poznać 'asma' - słowa śmiałe,
myśli sobie: "leżeć w trawie"
programistą być na JAVIE,
ale woli asma dzik
bo jest z niego straszny geek
#6622 Dodano: 30-01-2013 22:08. Głosów: 42 + |  -
For example, while h2 + p selects a single <p> tag that immediately follows
a <h2> tag, h2 ~ p selects all <p> tags that are siblings (that is, on the same level)
of the h2.

>> To be honest, you may never find a good use for this selector, but CSS is
nothing if not thorough. <<

Oreilly CSS3 The Missing Manual
#7255 Dodano: 16-01-2014 22:45. Głosów: 43 + |  -
Z dokumentacji node.js (https://npmjs.org/doc/json.html):

homepage
The url to the project homepage.

NOTE: This is not the same as "url". If you put a "url" field, then the registry will think it's a redirection to your package that has been published somewhere else, and spit at you.

Literally. Spit. I'm so not kidding.
#7302 Dodano: 13-02-2014 22:24. Głosów: 43 + |  -
Q: I was wondering, what advantages does CentOS have against Debian and vice versa.
A: One is made of fairies and the other is made of unicorns
#3593 Dodano: 09-06-2010 09:28. Głosów: 44 + |  -
Sendmail effect - a common thought that any complex technology which doesn't come with documentation must be the best available.
#349 Dodano: 21-05-2009 02:51. Głosów: 44 + |  -
My zabijamy czas a on zabija nas.
#7152 Dodano: 06-12-2013 00:21. Głosów: 44 + |  -
"Programming is challenging, fun, not too good for your social life. The same could be said of a few bottles of Vodka, however programming is certainly likely to make your electronic life easier afterwards."
http://www.heyrick.co.uk/software/program.html
#7780 Dodano: 22-03-2015 22:02. Głosów: 45 + |  -
What non malicious uses are there for ping's flood (-f) option?

You can watch the dots from across the room while wiggling the cables to find the faulty connection.

http://askubuntu.com/questions/592390/what-non-malicious-uses-are-there-for-pings-flood-f-option
#6969 Dodano: 12-08-2013 21:51. Głosów: 46 + |  -
<Dreadlish> sieć ovh jest jak kot schrodingera
<Dreadlish> jak działa, to nie działa
<Dreadlish> cała filozofia
#3900 Dodano: 21-09-2010 21:39. Głosów: 46 + |  -
<rozmowa o kolizjach boxow>
21:37 <******> imo to trzeba znalezc sposob na sprowadzenie tego do przeciecia 2 grubych prostokatnych odcinkow :D
#7855 Dodano: 01-08-2015 18:19. Głosów: 46 + |  -
<Rev> Przeglądam wczoraj poprawki w STL w Visual Studio. Jedna z nich:
* rename("test.txt", "test.txt") is required to be a no-op, but we were deleting the file
#6073 Dodano: 17-06-2012 17:18. Głosów: 46 + |  -
Hey, you just called me
and this is crazy
restart your computer
it helps you maybe
#7042 Dodano: 06-10-2013 20:32. Głosów: 47 + |  -
"Sądząc po jakości kodu głównym elementem developmentu było noszenie kalesonów na głowie"
#4034 Dodano: 20-10-2010 15:07. Głosów: 47 + |  -
//todo-wojtek no comments
commentToSave.setComment(getComment(documentComment));
#7158 Dodano: 06-12-2013 00:21. Głosów: 47 + |  -
jlongster> This is very sexy. The problem is they didn't market it right. (...)
psychometry> Are you sexually aroused? No? Then it's not fucking sexy.
logan_capaldo> Is that irony?
Tommah> No, that's all the vocabulary that fits in his L1 cache.

sauce: http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/6s8ef/clutter_a_sexy_gui_toolkit/
#2159 Dodano: 02-10-2009 09:34. Głosów: 48 + |  -
//Z dokumentacji postfix'a nt: address_verify_map
If the database becomes corrupted, the world comes to an end.
#632 Dodano: 27-05-2009 23:22. Głosów: 48 + |  -
miłość w świecie IT:
<dz> pasujemy do siebie jak input do outputu
<ch> jak plug and play
<dz> jak do do while
<ch> jak for do i
<dz> jak i=0 do i++
<ch> jak ah do al tworzac ax
#7608 Dodano: 19-11-2014 21:49. Głosów: 48 + |  -
Authorities in India are investigating how Hanuman, the monkey god, has been issued a biometric identity card. - BBC News
#445 Dodano: 23-05-2009 00:07. Głosów: 48 + |  -
Heine i Cauchy - miłość bez granic.
#3856 Dodano: 07-09-2010 09:59. Głosów: 49 + |  -
Three of the job requirements in some development company:
- bastard Unix/Linux operator from hell
- writes RSpecs sober (may code drunk)
- swears by non-obtrusive jQuery
#1087 Dodano: 30-06-2009 13:27. Głosów: 50 + |  -
1. When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it’s across the room.
2. All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
3. Chuck Norris doesn’t have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.
4. Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.
5. Chuck Norris can’t test for equality because he has no equal.
6. Chuck Norris doesn’t need garbage collection because he doesn’t call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
7. Chuck Norris’s first program was kill -9.
8. Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.
9. All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
10. MySpace actually isn’t your space, it’s Chuck’s (he just lets you use it).Chuck Norris
11. Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions…and have them return.
12. Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
13. The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.
14. Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
15. Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations…ever.
16. Chuck Norris doesn’t use web standards as the web will conform to him.
17. “It works on my machine” always holds true for Chuck Norris.
18. Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
19. Chuck Norris doesn’t do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
20. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
21. Chuck Norris’s beard can type 140 wpm.
22. Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
23. Chuck Norris doesn’t bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
24. Chuck Norris’s keyboard doesn’t have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
25. When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message “Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?”.
#7167 Dodano: 13-12-2013 21:52. Głosów: 50 + |  -
However, when I type this code:

if(sectionID == currentSectionID)

into my editor and run static analysis, I get: "JAVA0078 Floating point values compared with =="


//indeksowanie floatem...
//http://stackoverflow.com/questions/1088216/whats-wrong-with-using-to-compare-floats-in-java
#6720 Dodano: 17-03-2013 16:10. Głosów: 51 + |  -
orson@deepblue:~$ man jpnevulator
(...)
-j, --fuck-up
This is the special fuck up option. When the calculation of a
checksum is choosen (see checksum and crc* options) the checkum
will be crippled on purpose. Carefully named after the special
Jan Arie de Bruin 'fuck up crc' button.
#649 Dodano: 29-05-2009 06:34. Głosów: 51 + |  -
man tcpdump - this option is intended to get around serious brain damage in Suns NIS server — usually it hangs forever translating non-local internet numbers
#6348 Dodano: 29-10-2012 23:47. Głosów: 51 + |  -
I almost always leave with the impression that the designers did the “right thing.” I suppose this is in contrast to Java, which does the pedantic thing, Perl, which does the kludgy thing, Ruby, which has two independent implementations of the wrong thing, and C, which doesn't do anything.

quote from evanmiller.org, erlang programmer's homepage
#7942 Dodano: 16-11-2016 11:57. Głosów: 52 + |  -
- I'm trying to understand the difference, and benefits of using System.out.println() vs. return blah in a method.
- You're comparing potatoes with solar beams, and you're getting purple unicorns flying around stonehenge waiting for a meteor bringing back dinosaurs.

http://stackoverflow.com/questions/25456472/differences-between-system-out-printlin-and-return-in-java
#6923 Dodano: 02-07-2013 13:01. Głosów: 52 + |  -
Meanwhile in Java...
ReevaluateProvidersAfterTaskLanguageSpecializationChangeEventConsumer

Kumpel: a mozna bylo uzyc skrotu RPATLSCEC
#290 Dodano: 20-05-2009 08:04. Głosów: 52 + |  -
Największy komplement od informatyka: "Mała, jesteś czuła jak laserowa myszka Logitecha!"
#6966 Dodano: 10-08-2013 14:58. Głosów: 52 + |  -
And why the hell was this marked for stable even *IF* it hadn't been
complete and utter tripe? It even has a comment in the commit message
about how this probably doesn't matter. So it's doubly crap: it's
*wrong*, and it didn't actually fix anything to begin with.

There aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll
have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and
frustration with this crap.

Linus
#5441 Dodano: 26-10-2011 01:39. Głosów: 52 + |  -
"Perl users were unable to write programs more accurately than those using a language designed with syntax chosen randomly from the ASCII table"
#2124 Dodano: 25-09-2009 12:48. Głosów: 52 + |  -
Nie wystarczy myśleć obiektywnie, trzeba myśleć obiektowo.
#7536 Dodano: 01-08-2014 11:51. Głosów: 52 + |  -
Log level definitions:
Debug: Shows everything and is likely not suitable for normal production operation due to the sheer size of logs generated
Info: Usually indicates successful service start/stop, versions and such non-error related data
Audit: (An OpenStack invented, level, still not sure what we should be doing with it)
Warning: Indicates that there might be a systemic issue; potential predictive failure notice
(...)

Source: https://wiki.openstack.org/wiki/LoggingStandards
#7289 Dodano: 29-01-2014 11:53. Głosów: 52 + |  -
Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.
-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982