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#132 Dodano: 15-05-2009 19:51. Głosów: 33 + |  -
- Co mówi informatyk do żony na zakończenie kłótni?
- a href="do kuchni"
#7940 Dodano: 16-11-2016 11:56. Głosów: 34 + |  -
$ fortune -m 'Them bats'

(computers)
%
Top Ten Things Overheard At The ANSI C Draft Committee Meetings:

(10) Sorry, but that's too useful.
(9) Dammit, little-endian systems *are* more consistent!
(8) I'm on the committee and I *still* don't know what the hell
#pragma is for.
(7) Well, it's an excellent idea, but it would make the compilers too
hard to write.
(6) Them bats is smart; they use radar.
(5) All right, who's the wiseguy who stuck this trigraph stuff in
here?
(4) How many times do we have to tell you, "No prior art!"
(3) Ha, ha, I can't believe they're actually going to adopt this
sucker.
(2) Thank you for your generous donation, Mr. Wirth.
(1) Gee, I wish we hadn't backed down on 'noalias'.
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#297 Dodano: 20-05-2009 08:25. Głosów: 34 + |  -
Tomx: Ide grać w Gothicka
Hax0r: Trzymam za ciebie logi
#604 Dodano: 26-05-2009 20:46. Głosów: 34 + |  -
Szybki, bezpieczny, łatwy w implementacji. Wybierz 2.
#3974 Dodano: 07-10-2010 12:54. Głosów: 34 + |  -
Saying that java stack trace is good, because you see the order of methods called is like saying poking in own poo is good, because you see the order of meals eaten.
#148 Dodano: 19-05-2009 06:23. Głosów: 34 + |  -
Co mówi informatyk do żony na zakończenie kłótni?
- goto kuchnia(int zmywanie = 1)
#7899 Dodano: 30-11-2015 15:49. Głosów: 34 + |  -
P.S. Please, do not violate copyright laws — corporations have executives to take care of and buy more yachts and private jets. They really are making our world a better place by giving some Cambodian kid a career in packing stuff — for 12 hours a day, one dollar per hour. I mean, he would die of starvation otherwise, right?

// bitsnoop.com/info/about.html
#7956 Dodano: 06-07-2017 11:01. Głosów: 35 + |  -
<Damerell>
I am hoping the Internet of Incompatible Things mitigates the bad effects of the Internet of Insecure Things.

Sadly, I ain't even joking.


https://mjg59.dreamwidth.org/40397.html?thread=1592269#cmt1592269
#816 Dodano: 08-06-2009 19:37. Głosów: 35 + |  -
Przychodzi wielomian do lekarza, a lekarz:
-Uwaga, stopień!
#6705 Dodano: 01-03-2013 20:04. Głosów: 35 + |  -
kernel 3.8.1:
arch/x86/kernel/apm_32.c:363:2: warning: #warning deprecated CONFIG_APM_CPU_IDLE will be deleted in 2012
#296 Dodano: 20-05-2009 08:22. Głosów: 36 + |  -
- Puk puk
- Kto tam?
(długa cisza)
- Java
- O, wejdź, rozgość się
- Dzięki
- Czego się napijesz?
(długa cisza...)
- Wody...
- Co Ci jest? Tak długo nie odpowiadałeś...
- Zamurowało mnie, gdy zobaczyłem coś dziwnego grzebiącego w śmietniku...
#5673 Dodano: 30-12-2011 20:03. Głosów: 36 + |  -
324 # Note: These highly sensitive factors have been precisely measured by
325 # the National Institute of Science and Technology. Take extreme care
326 # in altering them, or you may damage your Internet!
327 # (Seriously: <http://physics.nist.gov/cuu/Constants/index.html>)
328 factor = 2.7182818284590451 # (math.e)
329 # Phi = 1.6180339887498948 # (Phi is acceptable for use as a
330 # factor if e is too large for your application.)
331 jitter = 0.11962656472 # molar Planck constant times c, joule meter/mole

(http://twistedmatrix.com/trac/browser/tags/releases/twisted-11.1.0/twisted/internet/protocol.py#L324)
#5972 Dodano: 30-04-2012 21:30. Głosów: 36 + |  -
Q:I get a core dump when trying to dump streams, what's wrong?

A:Don't panic. Make sure you know where your towel is.

http://www.mplayerhq.hu/DOCS/HTML/en/faq.html#idp11014048
#597 Dodano: 26-05-2009 12:12. Głosów: 36 + |  -
// TODO: Need some codemonkey to doc comment this class.
#6924 Dodano: 02-07-2013 21:18. Głosów: 37 + |  -
Reg Braithwaite ‏@raganwald 3h
"Immuteability: The property of functional programmers that prevents them from shutting up about pure functional programming."