Najmniej popularne cytaty


#6 Dodano: 02-05-2009 06:29. Głosów: 12 + |  -
Twoją starą rozpinają wektory zerowe.
#6979 Dodano: 15-08-2013 12:45. Głosów: 12 + |  -
I don't like the term significant other. It always makes me want to say, "I have no SO, my girl and I are statically linked".
#7053 Dodano: 15-10-2013 09:19. Głosów: 12 + |  -
72c78e8 2012-01-05 Michel Ludwig Make it compile without viewer interface again
82ab009 2012-01-06 Michel Ludwig Now really make it compile without viewer interface
#673 Dodano: 30-05-2009 17:37. Głosów: 15 + |  -
student, jak rozkład wykładniczy, ma własność braku pamięci...
#484 Dodano: 23-05-2009 18:23. Głosów: 15 + |  -
<k>S.O.A. - Sells Oriented Acronym
#2086 Dodano: 18-09-2009 18:23. Głosów: 16 + |  -
RoboCop was a man subclassed and extended.
#6513 Dodano: 02-01-2013 14:30. Głosów: 16 + |  -
"Now let me see," the Golux said. "If you can touch the clocks and never start them, then you can start the clocks and never touch them. That's logic, as I know and use it...."
-- James Thurber, "The 13 Clocks"
#4744 Dodano: 22-03-2011 15:09. Głosów: 17 + |  -
Formuła w excelu
=JEŻELI(ORAZ(JEŻELI(FRAGMENT.TEKSTU(F13;1;2) ="7.";PRAWDA;FAŁSZ); JEŻELI(CZY.BŁĄD(SZUKAJ.TEKST("koszalin";LITERY.MAŁE(E13);1))=PRAWDA;FAŁSZ;PRAWDA))=PRAWDA;1;0)
#4598 Dodano: 19-02-2011 10:14. Głosów: 18 + |  -
How many group posters does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently

2 to call for an exact make and model of the light bulb, including model
number and serial numbers and wattages before they give any further
information.

7 to insist that they are professional light bulb changers. They will
caution about the dangers of ignorant home owners changing light bulbs

2 (a different two, by the way) to say "blow me" as their only contribution.

3 to reccomend that the home owner call a professional electrician, which
will be much more effective in the long run, instead of just throwing parts
at it.

4 to call the 7 professional light bulb changers racists and bigots for
trying to talk down to poor, disadvantaged home owners.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
bulbs

37 to flame the first three who replied because they top posted.

42 to reply (on top of the post) that top posting is just fine

53 to flame the spell checkers

6 posters to insist that the wiring is far too small, and that the H.O. is
at risk of fire.

1 to insist that the correct way to remove a light bulb is with a 20 ounce
waffle face framing hammer

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

29 to ask the flamers to at least trim the excess text before posting

52 flamers to send all headers, footers, and chicken scratches back with
rude remarks about people who want to tell them what to do.

2 to send all headers, footers, and such back with the comment "BLOW ME".

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" or "Lite-Bulb"

6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 (same two) to say "BLOW ME" again

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
"lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in
violation of their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take
this discussion to a lightbulb group

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and
lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to
buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to
this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
headers, chicken scratches, and signatures, and add "Me too"

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions
about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again
#7946 Dodano: 06-07-2017 11:01. Głosów: 19 + |  -
"(...) Application name and version. For historical reasons, Internet Explorer identifies itself as a Mozilla browser".

Źródło: https://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms537503%28v=vs.85%29.aspx
#382 Dodano: 21-05-2009 09:27. Głosów: 19 + |  -
4 zasada dynamiki: ciało raz puszczone w ruch, dalej puszcza się samo.
#2335 Dodano: 31-10-2009 20:08. Głosów: 21 + |  -
Mad_Dud: top - 19:51:04 up 2 days, 49 min,  2 users,  load average: 0.24, 0.79, 0.78
Mad_Dud: Tasks: 183 total,  2 running, 178 sleeping,  0 stopped,  3 zombie
Mad_Dud: 3 zombie
Mad_Dud: eva knows it's haloween today :-p
#4811 Dodano: 12-04-2011 18:21. Głosów: 25 + |  -
<znalezione w Win2000>
//This thunk implements the undocumented Win3.0 and Win3.1 API
//To implement this undocumented API we will use the NT undocumented API
(...)
// Ah, the life of the undocumented. The documentation says
// that this guys does not validate, colors, act as a delimiter
// and fills with spaces. Wrong. It does validate the color.
// As such its a delimiter. If...
#7403 Dodano: 30-04-2014 13:33. Głosów: 25 + |  -
<matematyk> kocham Cię
<dziewczyna> udowodnij!
<matematyk> niech V będzie dowolną przestrzenią liniową n-tego stopnia (...)
#7477 Dodano: 19-06-2014 14:53. Głosów: 26 + |  -
You know a server sucks when it's estimated downtime has downtime