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#5734 Dodano: 18-01-2012 14:18. Głosów: -5 + |  -
unless ENV['fuck_sopa']
require 'rack/sopa'
config.middleware.use('Rack::Sopa')
end

Z https://github.com/travis-ci/travis-ci/commit/31c453c59d532109a7491ffedcf2c9df649415a6
#207 Dodano: 20-05-2009 06:42. Głosów: -5 + |  -
<Mienso> o kurwa
<Mienso> myslalem ze juz mi internet wylaczyli
<Mienso> bo linuksa sciagalem
<Mienso> kradlem*
<Fenek> zlodziej!
<Fenek> na stos
<fl__> stos.push(Mienso)
#7072 Dodano: 26-10-2013 23:46. Głosów: -4 + |  -
That mathematics is thought to be consistent justifies the use of Proof by Contradiction.

In addition, Proof by Contradiction can be used to infer the consistency of mathematics by the following simple proof:

The self-proof is a proof by contradiction.
Suppose to obtain a contradiction, that mathematics is inconsistent.
Then there is some proposition Φ such that ⊢ Φ and ⊢ ¬Φ.
Consequently, both Φ and ¬Φ are theorems that can be used in the proof to produce an immediate contradiction.
Therefore mathematics is consistent.

https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B79uetkQ_hCKbkFpbFJQVFhvdU0/edit?usp=sharing
#4795 Dodano: 08-04-2011 15:12. Głosów: -4 + |  -
Here are some handy tips to make sure your team hates you and your project runs into serious trouble:
Make sure you don’t give your team enough time to do the work, and then blame them for not getting it done on time.
Routinely ask people to stop working on whatever they’re doing right now to take care of urgent emergency work.
Then utterly fail to follow up on that urgent emergency work.
Never let anyone on your team release anything or even talk to a user without giving it to you to look over first.
When they give you that work, make sure you send it back with a whole lot of vague and poorly thought-out changes – but make sure you don’t give any extra time to make them.
In fact, try to constantly find many small changes that your team should make, just to keep them on their toes.
Your team needs constant attention! If it’s been more than two hours since you’ve talked to someone on your team, drop by and tap one of them on the shoulder and ask for an update.
All organizations run on status. If the status updates stop flowing, a company can crumble and perish! Also, developers feel lonely if they haven’t given a status update in the last few hours. So make sure everyone has to fill out elaborate status reports, and make sure you hold at least three two-hour-long status meetings every week.
Did someone on your team do something differently than how you would do it? Reprimand them! They might tell you that it works just fine, and that their way is just as good. But it’s not your way, so it’s not right.
Remember: reading your mind is part of every team member’s job. That’s how they stay proactive!

Most of all, though, remember rule #1: Nobody is ever allowed to make mistakes! If a developer makes a mistake, it reflects badly on you, and the whole team suffers. Never admit that you were wrong about anything. If you said it once, it’s now the law and should never be questioned.
#5939 Dodano: 17-04-2012 21:20. Głosów: -3 + |  -
// Sleep for 0ms to allow the OS to process events etc.
s3eDeviceYield(0);

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http://www.madewithmarmalade.com/devnet/docs#/main/native/creatinganapplication/thehelloworldsourcefile.html
#676 Dodano: 30-05-2009 21:58. Głosów: -3 + |  -
die('bitch');
#4750 Dodano: 22-03-2011 23:53. Głosów: -1 + |  -
http://download.oracle.com/javase/1.5.0/docs/api/overview-summary.html :
> org.omg.CORBA
> Provides the mapping of the OMG CORBA APIs to the JavaTM
> programming language, (...)
OMG COBRA!
#791 Dodano: 07-06-2009 20:46. Głosów: 0 + |  -
- GUI? what's that?
- grandmother user interface
#3865 Dodano: 10-09-2010 16:23. Głosów: 0 + |  -
shark> Nie przeszkadzaj, won do sandboxa!
#4991 Dodano: 07-06-2011 21:09. Głosów: 0 + |  -
Sprawa jest dość prosta: duża część exploitów umożliwiających local privilege escalation umieszcza shellcode w pamięci user-mode (tak zazwyczaj jest najwygodniej), a następnie exploitując daną podatność w kernelu/driverach wykonuje skok do owego shellcode’u.

Źródło: http://niebezpiecznik.pl/post/nowe-zabezpieczenie-supervisor-mode-execution-protection/
#7395 Dodano: 18-04-2014 11:36. Głosów: 0 + |  -
Sigmunt Freud walks into the bar. Bartender asks what he'd like to drink: Ich trinke nicht, Ich suche fur die alkoholische Traumen. Jung walks next into the bar, the bartender asks what he wants to drink, but Jung answers: I'm not drinking, I'm looking here for drinkers collective unconsciousness. Few minutes later Lacan enters the bar, looks down on Freud and Jung and asks: boys, are you still looking for your padrè?
#5908 Dodano: 03-04-2012 14:27. Głosów: 1 + |  -
// FIXME We return this initial value if // there's a problem (this is bad).
#665 Dodano: 30-05-2009 11:31. Głosów: 1 + |  -
Założenie: Jeżeli to, co robię, ma sens...
#682 Dodano: 31-05-2009 15:39. Głosów: 1 + |  -
(post @ bbs.archforum.org)
As always, the Ubuntu devs interfered into a big Linux project (like GNOME for example) and created a mess.

Those guys should be banned from connecting to the internet.
#762 Dodano: 07-06-2009 12:40. Głosów: 2 + |  -
//Dis function is used for takin’ your 3-dimensional array as a pointa to 2-dimensional array.

//WAAAGH!