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#890 Dodano: 12-06-2009 23:29. Głosów: -9 + |  -
<sprawdzam zawartosc Documents&Settings w Win XP, katalog /[user] i slysze od Dziewczyny:
-To mój komputer?
-nie, czemu?
-bo ja tez mam ulubione z gwiazdeczka
#1067 Dodano: 26-06-2009 12:46. Głosów: -8 + |  -
<ja> u mojej siostry po pierwszym roku psychologii odpadło 70% studentów, bo nie zaliczyli psychoanalizy
<kumpel> to jak tylu ich poleciało, to oni tam musieli jakieś psychocałki liczyć XD
#625 Dodano: 27-05-2009 16:45. Głosów: -8 + |  -
#ifdef assert
#undef assert
#endif
#define assert(x)

// Dbamy o jakosc kodu
#1606 Dodano: 10-08-2009 16:38. Głosów: -7 + |  -
- Dlaczego izopropanol staje w gardle?
- Bo ma rozgałęziony łańcuch...
#4244 Dodano: 03-12-2010 08:06. Głosów: -7 + |  -
zrzut z sysloga:

+pid 39623 (smbd), uid 0: exited on signal 6
+pid 39624 (smbd), uid 0: exited on signal 6
+<<66>>ppiidd 4547285 72(7 (ssmmbbdd)),, uuiidd 0:0 ex:i teexdi toend soing nsailg n6a
+l
+ 6
+pid 45761 (smbd), uid 0: exited on signal 6
+pid 45762 (smbd), uid 0: exited on signal 6

Jest tak zimno, że nawet samba zaczyna się jąkać i gadać od rzeczy
#4795 Dodano: 08-04-2011 15:12. Głosów: -6 + |  -
Here are some handy tips to make sure your team hates you and your project runs into serious trouble:
Make sure you don’t give your team enough time to do the work, and then blame them for not getting it done on time.
Routinely ask people to stop working on whatever they’re doing right now to take care of urgent emergency work.
Then utterly fail to follow up on that urgent emergency work.
Never let anyone on your team release anything or even talk to a user without giving it to you to look over first.
When they give you that work, make sure you send it back with a whole lot of vague and poorly thought-out changes – but make sure you don’t give any extra time to make them.
In fact, try to constantly find many small changes that your team should make, just to keep them on their toes.
Your team needs constant attention! If it’s been more than two hours since you’ve talked to someone on your team, drop by and tap one of them on the shoulder and ask for an update.
All organizations run on status. If the status updates stop flowing, a company can crumble and perish! Also, developers feel lonely if they haven’t given a status update in the last few hours. So make sure everyone has to fill out elaborate status reports, and make sure you hold at least three two-hour-long status meetings every week.
Did someone on your team do something differently than how you would do it? Reprimand them! They might tell you that it works just fine, and that their way is just as good. But it’s not your way, so it’s not right.
Remember: reading your mind is part of every team member’s job. That’s how they stay proactive!

Most of all, though, remember rule #1: Nobody is ever allowed to make mistakes! If a developer makes a mistake, it reflects badly on you, and the whole team suffers. Never admit that you were wrong about anything. If you said it once, it’s now the law and should never be questioned.
#7713 Dodano: 25-12-2014 12:24. Głosów: -5 + |  -
Pewien profesor kazał sobie wszyć w spodnie zamiast zamka błyskawicznego suwak logarytmiczny - aby łatwiej mu było wyciągać pierwiastek.
#6246 Dodano: 08-09-2012 18:23. Głosów: -5 + |  -
<bastetmilo> Czy Wy wiecie gdzie ja jutro będę o tej porze?
<Voldenet> Wiemy.
<Voldenet> Ale nie będę Ci psuł niespodzianki
#822 Dodano: 08-06-2009 20:19. Głosów: -4 + |  -
[Perl] combines the power of C with the readability of PostScript. - Jamie Zawinski
#595 Dodano: 26-05-2009 11:55. Głosów: -4 + |  -
rescue
# silently, we fail
# many validations fade
# like tear drops in rain
end
#864 Dodano: 10-06-2009 19:34. Głosów: -4 + |  -
The [UNIX] pipe is not perfect though, for it is unable to prevent people from inventing Perl. (...) -- ZhaoWay
#5734 Dodano: 18-01-2012 14:18. Głosów: -4 + |  -
unless ENV['fuck_sopa']
require 'rack/sopa'
config.middleware.use('Rack::Sopa')
end

Z https://github.com/travis-ci/travis-ci/commit/31c453c59d532109a7491ffedcf2c9df649415a6
#620 Dodano: 27-05-2009 10:38. Głosów: -4 + |  -
Wchodzi przerzutnik RS do lasu i się zakleszczył
#791 Dodano: 07-06-2009 20:46. Głosów: -2 + |  -
- GUI? what's that?
- grandmother user interface
#630 Dodano: 27-05-2009 21:59. Głosów: -2 + |  -
Stary matematyk nie umiera. On tylko osiąga punkt stały.